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#Well since ma boaby left me#

Stevie Aitken spotted walking down Castle Road: Have they turned the fans against ye mate, aye?

^^^ treads gone...

#DefinatelyNotARivalry

I can confirm I was speaking to a cleaner from the SFA who plays darts with someone (high up) in the SPFL who says our McKinnon case appeal will be successful. Our new defence of the fact that Margaret is a great lawyer & would not make such a huge error will be enough for them. Lots of surprises coming which will surprise you , I know you don’t , you’re thick !

Knew two, scored three. Nice of them to give us just the three stupid pointless Aussie questions today. Merry fucking Christmas you racist Convict c***s.

Derry Christmas to you too.

I dare say because we currently have no one fit or available with the energy or running that he does. That being said, I want a smart worker rather than a hard worker. Why on earth would I need to give the St Mirren manager a call? Because I don't rate someone who plays every week? That's my opinion but instead of being baseless opinion, I've backed it up with facts. No goals, no assists, and very few (if any) chances created. If I give him a call about Ryan Edwards, maybe you should give the club a call regarding Junior Mendes given your mad diatribe a few weeks back that a sports scientist role is nothing more than to tell players to run faster and eat less and that we're wasting £60k ( ) a year on him.

My dad got out of hospital on Thursday and a free Saturday allowed me the joy of taking him back to James McGrory Park. We left deservedly defeated by a good Kilsyth team but I thought both teams did well in bad conditions. Good luck to them for the rest of the season. Like 2 wise men looking for the third we follow the star of the Roch and arrive bearing gifts of gold (£9 charge and with a tenner handed over and 1 gold £ of change returned, Frankie&Benny’s in our belly rather than frankincense and plenty of mhyrr-th... you’ve got to laugh at life and laugh in football ... Wisemen and a virgin can be difficult to find at the best of times but there are contenders at the Candy... at least for the wisemen! I speak to a few and as snow frames manage a Christmas Card image, the Candy Christmas fixture is polluted by our usual footballing weather...”annus pluvious pishus” you may hear at 3pm on Christmas Day. The auld man returns from a 6 week jolly up in the QE infirmary and he looks shakier than the poor donkey carrying a pregnant Mary and a huge bag of presents Joseph has made in his woodwork workshop. He adorns himself in the clubhouse and I go speaking to the wise men. The Candy are hot and cold I’m told but a mid table position could be worse. Coffee consumed I head over to the 2 new stables behind the Candy DugOot Inn. One is full of blue hatted banterists and they cheer their opener which sees a Candy defender lying in his back looking up like he baby jesus and our keeper agog at the wonder of the free headed majesty. One down early doors and overplaying in bad conditions and coming slipperily unstuck. Conditions are poor but a good free kick delivery sees the Candy cash in on zero marking and a headed equaliser sees us into the break all square. The second half is nip and tuck and the big impressive 9 for KR almost KOs is twice, as does the 6 both missing when a goal looked certain. A bad tackle gets a 2nd yellow and KR are down to 10. I defend the ref to a group of Kilsyth fans who are calling Hanlon all sorts, cheat being the favourite. A foul is a foul even if you don’t like the victim I say... an old scribing hack with a blue bonnet and a notepad beside me thinks I am doubting myself now. Doubting Thomas was 33 years after this Christmas nativity and rebirth of my junior football year. I leave this stable shed and head for the unstable shed at the other side of the dug out.... it’s like a Jamaican street market with the sounds and smells to match. Some great shouts and banter bite my ears as my nose is bitten by other things. One classic line of attack to their big bald towering strength number 4 who was mud splattered and loving it(big dirty defenders love being big and dirty! He played great) was “we have turned the showers aff big man”... the irony of a later shout to a diminutive defender by a Smoker of sultry wares “haw you, away an git yer script ya junky pr*ck” was not lost on me! Oh how I have missed it! I have been on a diet of good food mostly this season but my first Candy rush in months left me on a sugar high. Even the 10 man break away winner and the fruitless Candy last 10 minute kitchen sink throwing didn’t leave me low. It felt Festive and I felt something being back there yesterday. Everyone loves to comes home for Christmas and bringing my dad back for the first time in months and being in amongst it again and the familiarity of fun and friends and ultimate failure meant I was full of the spirit of the Candy and the glow of the game. This has been a marvellous year for the Candy and their fans. I would like to thank the staff and players and the fans for making it joyous for me. Wishing you all the best wishes for Christmas and a fabulous football 2019. Candy fans, players and staff and fans of every other team. A Football Foe is just a mate you disagree with... we are all in it together and at this time of year it fills my heart to still be in love with football. Don’t underestimate it... The power of love, a force from above, cleaning my soccer soul. Mon the Santa! [emoji318] MTC! [emoji460]️[emoji172][emoji106]

Well Fans II crying out for the return of Elliot Frear to solve all our problems.

Just come on to wish all the P&B Dees (and RandomGuy) a Merry Christmas. I hope Santa is good to you all.

Aitken trying to take credit for the fact his former assistant has beaten a team he assembled, just over two months after beating a team he assembled that was managed by him. The guy could've left with dignity, and most of our fans would've (over time especially) looked back fondly on the wins against Hibernian, Dundee United and St Mirren. Instead he's chosen to go kicking and screaming after winning five league games from 28 across ten months. I fully understand if he's upset about being let go, but he's been involved in football for a long time.

Deserved He was a fucking tit

Nice wee montage piece on Reporting Scotland tonight with cameras in Raith Suite for Community Foundation's open door for less fortunate at Christmas. 36 clubs taking part and it's us that gets the national publicity. Huge congratulations to all involved.

It does surprise me he had no interest in maths. He keeps adding goals for us every week. Your obviously not that bad a tutor.

William Edjenguele, Jamie Robson, Yannick Loemba. Boom. You’re sorted.

It is our club,we put the money every week/season.Falkirk FC is dying a death and it needs to be stopped.

Is that the one you left 5 years ago?

Morton’s attempt at hiding Ladbrokes sponsorship in the William Hill Scottish Cup today.

www.getskyyatightarse.co.uk

It's a shocker. I've never known The Cardi to make things up as he goes along...

4 braw pints of the golden necTar in deepest, darkest Fife (Cowdenbeath) yesterday. Holding off on the cans so far but going out for a pint later on then the big one tomorrow. A day of pints.

Jim McIntyre told a variation of that one at the United staff party.

He's had a bit of a nightmare since being dismissed. His comments regarding the influence of supporters were unfair and he's since made some more questionable comments regarding his sacking. It's still pretty close to his sacking and he'll obviously still harbour resentment. He can rightly complain about the number of injuries that his squad had. Unfortunately the guys who are fit were signed by Aitken and don't look to be gelled as a team or capable of delivering in this league. The guys he signed weren't doing it for him and aren't doing it for Duffy on anything like a regular enough basis. Best thing that fans can do now is ignore him. Don't engage. Don't bite. Leave him to get on with things and don't give him any encouragement to get into unhelpful exchanges on social media. He gave us some good days as manager. He gave us some shockers. He's yesterday's news - today's chip paper - and should be left to get on with things as we try to move on ourselves.

Indeed. Horrendous chat, almost solely employed these days by middle-aged losers seething at not being able to call folk "pakis" any more.

My god. Aitken really hasn't taken his sacking well at all. He's lost his mind and his ego has lead to him becoming an absolute laughing stock.

The problem is, though, that his decent enough turn of pace (no whippet or anything but certainly not a slouch either) and workrate means he frequently finds himself in positions to be able to drive at players and really hurt opposing defences. And it's never happened. No goals scored, no assists in his time here. His decision making is at best questionable and at worst, completely void of any sort of logic. He does not have a good range of passing, he can't beat a man....I'd be extremely interested to see his stats regarding dribbles completed in a Saints shirt and completed passes in the opposition third. I'd wager both are exceptionally low. My issue with him is just that - he's got bags of effort but is incredibly frustrating to watch. Yeah, he's had a couple of decent games (and really, it's only been a couple) and his workrate has been the main contributing factor in that. I don't think there's ever been a game I've came away from and thought he made any real difference. I know he's had his role shifted about quite a bit but in the position he's mainly asked to play in, you really have to have some sort of stats to back up your selection week-in, week-out.

Mortified

Wallace, we have played our best football with him up there. Doris looks miles away from being sharp, some fans need to stop looking at Doris in a romantic sense.

Posting it is one thing. Deleting it is quite another. If that's his view then fine, stand by it. The fact he's deleted it proves it was an attention seeking excercise. If you're prepared to make comments like that, knowing full well the response you'll get, then you should have the courage to keep it public.

ahh bless... but prefered midweek you got out the next day

If he'd just fucked about then fucked off then he'd have got a fine. Top tip, don't resist arrest, don't take a swing at the fuzz.

These two answers cannot both be correct.

Just back at the Hotel, decent card, but feeling a wee bit deflated to see Frampton beaten so comprehensively like that. Thought all three judges were respectfully generous to Carl. He weathered the storm after the blistering pace that Warrington set in the first two, but just didn’t seem to have it in him to step up another gear beyond getting back in the fight in rounds 5 & 6. Warrington was tremendous throughout and thoroughly deserved the plaudits after a convincing win that very few predicted. His energy and work rate never waned, great to watch! Really hope that he gets the fight that HE wants in the States next up. As for Frampton, he’s probably exceeded most expectations over his career and given his following some amazing away trips. Call it a day wee man and enjoy a well earned retirement.

He's from Dundee, he rarely puts his hand in his pocket.

Careful, you'll be accused of being a member of the mcglynn family at this rate. I'm not sure why that's a bad thing but hey oh... I am currently in the first trimester of carrying his b*****d child if this counts.

I didn't realise that! Fair play as you say. I bow down to your knowledge of our reserves!* He got his arse into gear in the follow up game at SP against Airdrie, he was bursting to impress and did everything but score, this was probably the epiphany that McGlynn had in his abilities. *Really ripping the arse out of it now.

I doubt we will see Frampton in the ring again. He has been saying he was only interested in big names and don’t see him being interested in dropping back to domestic/European level and trying to make his way back. He has achieved a hell of a lot and ticked a big box in the summer at Windsor Park. He always comes across as a decent guy and hopefully if he hasn’t been rinsed by the McGuigans he has a few quid banked. Despite his win against Santa Cruz and always being competitive in fights I think he has struggled when he stepped up from super bantam due his height and reach. Boys like Warrington and Santa Cruz just seem so much bigger than him and can nullify a lot of his work because of this. Hopefully he calls it a day cause would hate to see him go down the Ricky Burns Road but think he is far to smart for that.

That was a great read. Headbutts, stabbings, eavesdropped committee phonecalls. Magic

What the f**k are we playing at? I am not anywhere near shouting for Robinson's head but if he were to leave I would be happy. We don't have a fucking clue what we're doing. If punt and chase doesn't work we are fucked. Robbo seems as though he has no game plan. Our strikers are rotten, we have no wide midfielders, the ones we were played as wing backs anyway. Very few of the games have been enjoyable and I think only about twice we have performed well. It's fucking tiresome.

Oh, I'm sure he's right. Far right. It won't be long until he posts something that's beyond the pale...

Iain Flannigan would surely get a game for most teams in this division - especially in the form he's in this season. An Alloa great and another superb performance.

All aboard!

Yet another c**t having a better Christmas than I am

Open training session Monday 31st December 10:00am onwards. Players going to do photos and autographs after for everyone. Pie hut will be open for food and drink.

When a complete lump of wood signed for 20k, having failed to score a single goal at Chorley, North Ferriby United and Barrow, comes to Aberdeen and proceeds to destroy the top flight including "title challengers" Hearts.

To be fair, Morton would require massive investment to achieve Tin-Pot. Betting Scandals, Ray Mckinnon, flat pack stadiums still in the box ........... It's clubs like Morton that give Tin-Pottedness a bad name.

£3 a month, clearly.