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  1. It's finally arrived! It's the P+B Quizmas Cup. Time to settle the argument whether there is no fool like an old fool. Of course, due to the arbitrary way I've divvied up up the sides, you've got codgers like Audaces Fortuna Juvat turning out for the Young Whippersnappers - boring them all with stories from the war and harking back to the days of pounds, shillings, but them's the breaks. Here's a link to the quiz - https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=pb-quizmas-cup-round-1 Just PM me your score when you're done. The deadline is Sunday 23rd December - or whenever my trial for that quiz site expires. And here are the sides. Why the feck does tagging not work half the time? Sort it out Div ... @pleslie99 & @Frankie S vs @Helpma & @SlipperyP (you appearing in both sides really fecked things up SlipperyP. But I'm not blaming you) @jagfox99 & @WhiteRoseKillie vs @blackislekillie & @NJ2 @Leeds Saint & @scotfree vs @DublinMagyar & @JamesP_81 @cowden0 & @die hard doonhamer vs @BigBo10 & @MSU @KnightswoodBear & @Ross. vs @Goober Bud & @Adam101 @Bully Wee Villa & @LiviLion vs @German Jag & @wastecoatwilly @peasy23 & @dee_62 vs @Christophe & @Mark Connolly (you get the away tie you asked for Mark. Unfortunately, it's in Petershill) @Eednud & @Zen Archer vs @The_Kincardine & @gkneil @jmothecat & @Dyl vs @The DA & @Salvo Montalbano @Dee Man & @G_Man1985 vs @Audaces Fortuna Juvat & @LincolnHearts (for those of you not in the know, Dee Man is a bit of a cup specialist, having captained the victorious expats side in a previous Ryder Cup competition) @Swarley & @welshbairn vs @Tynierose & @CaspianChris @Jacksgranda, @alang1993 & @ArmadaleKillie vs @The Captain, @Ziggy & @Dweezboy Christ - that was as arduous as giving birth. Good luck to all the teams!
    11 points
  2. Can he f**k. He is shite.
    8 points
  3. Some might say it’s a, ahem, menthol illness. Thank you and good night.
    8 points
  4. The guy got his arse handed to him on a scale never before seen in the entire history of the internet and yet he persists with his ITK fantasies. Remarkable behaviour.
    7 points
  5. My Dad's sitting in the RAH after getting a new hip on Friday. He's had a rough weekend with pain an nausea, but is now feeling much more chipper after Graeme Sinclair was admitted to the same room as him this morning. For younger Sons: Sinclair went from Sons to Sellic for about £65k. Dunno how chipper Sinclair will be after a couple of days of my dad's patter.
    7 points
  6. 7 points
  7. I've just seen someone make this same hilarious comment on a Scottish Football page on Facebook, Alan.
    6 points
  8. Friday, Bangkok 4 am It was dark, I walked out the hotel, never checked out. 7/11 was across the road, RED BULL, 10฿ nit the same as I knew before, never mind, I was on mission , I had map, given to me by the hotel. The RED BULL hit me, I panicked. I was like a heart attack, I had to return back to the hotel..call my sister to say I was still alive She did not answer,. It was was about 4 pm, I left the room and walked, left right then left....I waled over the big bridge, then turned left. I was in some shatty town. I was welcomed , not many people, just many stares. Then BANG, a dog ran out at me, I don't like dogs, this was first day of training. I stood, while the Thai watched this dog attack me, . I don't f**k about, I killed the dog, it was me or her. THe Thai community just were in shock , after shock, they cam straight to me to speak, hug and get to know.... I was driven back to my hotel. My day was over.
    6 points
  9. Almost everybody you speak to who regularly places bets says " they just about break even". With bookies profits in the UK measured in the hundreds of millions each year there's a lot of deluded people out there.
    6 points
  10. I don’t know what planet you’re on, but his response was fucking shite.
    5 points
  11. This isn't something you get to have an opinion on. It's fact. It's a lack of knowledge on mental illness that you have, not an opinion.
    5 points
  12. P W D L P Kilmarnock 5 3 0 2 9 Celtic 4 2 1 1 7 Aberdeen 5 2 0 3 6 Motherwell 4 1 1 2 4 Kilmarnock as always, at the top of the #TB4 Elite table heading into the Boxing Day Bonanza of Tier 1 football. Full #TB4 Menu, with Del's Delicious Dons taking on Brendans Tasty Tic , Whilst Mouth watering Motherwell face Michelin Star Kilmarnock. #TB4 Christmas Fixtures, They are the true meaning of Christmas !
    4 points
  13. Johnny Cash - Man In Black
    4 points
  14. Are you off your nut?If this transfer window is that important punting Haber should be one of the first things we do. He has yet to score a feckin goal for christs sake. We need strikers that are going to put the ball in the back of the net as well as the required basic of having a decent attitude. If we are relying on him after the window shuts we may as well switch the lights off at TFS
    4 points
  15. I think because this summer we had the much sought after ‘solid foundation’ to build on and thus there was no need for a massive rebuild as per every other summer, there was almost an expectation that we’d kick on this season. The fact we haven’t really- starting with a fairly underwhelming summer, having no cup run to distract us, have played some awful football and had some awful results as well along the way has has meant this season has been seen as something of a damp squib. Despite all of that we could well be 12 points clear of the bottom 2 by this time next week, have brought through another youngster into the first team(Turnbull) and sold another player(Kipre) which would pretty much mean Robinson is hitting most of the targets set out for him before a ball was kicked this season. Even looking at his much maligned summer business- 2 of his signings scored on Saturday with another saving a penalty. Chuck in Mbulu and that’s a third of Saturday’s team that was brought in during the summer. I mean we won in Perth and we done it without Carson, Cadden, Rose, Hartley, Tanner, Bigi etc even kicking a ball.
    4 points
  16. 4 points
  17. Liverpool are good, Manchester United are a hyped up overpaid joke, we’ve got a dreadful tory woman as prime minister and a shit Labour excuse for an opposition. Guns ‘n’ Roses are back on tour If you missed the ‘80s first time round this is what it was like Expect Hearts to blow the title on the last day of the season before too long
    3 points
  18. What do you get for breakfast at the Dignitas clinic? Cheerios!!
    3 points
  19. Probably still not the worst dressed mammal in the room though
    3 points
  20. Phil And Johnny Cunningham : The Fairy Dance
    3 points
  21. And some of our own no doubt. Hiya Itzdrk wee pal.
    3 points
  22. People who claim to be ITK but don’t say what they think they know are the absolute worst c***s. If you’ve been told something by someone, which you clearly haven’t, and you’ve been sworn to secrecy then coming on a forum and saying you’ve been told rumours is just as bad as spilling the rumours themselves. Fair play to you though. You got your arse handed to you and you scurried off with your tail between your legs only to come crawling out the woodwork a few days later bold as brass with yet more shite. That’s some doing.
    3 points
  23. The biggest "telt" in P&B history and still at it, bravo sir, bravo. Don't let the b*****ds grind you down.
    3 points
  24. Fine Young Cannibals-Johnny come home
    3 points
  25. Have to admit that it's a bit disheartening that the people of Scotland put their faith in the shower of shite within Westminster in 2014, hell mend us for not putting up a good enough argument back then, the SNP led YES movement were too busy being niceynicey while the other side when spouting any old shite. That morning when Cameron and Osborne were running around studios like headless chickens just before the indyref should have forewarned the thickest of the thick about the quality of the most influential Westminster poiticians.
    3 points
  26. Wait, its a quiz? Explains why it was so quiet on Ruel Street this morning.
    3 points
  27. Have had an utter shit time of it recently but found a left over £9 odd in my Redbet account. £9 on Livingston returned just under £30. £30 on West Ham returned just under £60. £60 on Juve returned £110. £110 on Porto returned £165 Christmas for the wife sorted.
    3 points
  28. I don't really get some of the anger I've seen elsewhere about Bannigan leaving. We paid him an apparent pittance while he was injured in the hope he'd come back the same player and now he's played regularly for a few months he'll quite rightly want to earn a better wage so if someone else offers him more than we can or the chance of achieving something then it's fair enough he'll take it. If he hadn't got injured when he did it was likely he was off soon enough anyway.
    3 points
  29. 3 points
  30. This episode has been very educational and I take on board all that has been said on the subject, in future I’ll try not to be so judgemental on people who clearly have a problem much deeper than I first thought.
    3 points
  31. In all seriousness Aitken really has to get over it and move on. That's a night out with our staff and coaches and a day out with the fans he's been involved in since we bagged him. Now there's chat of the kitman leaving because of his loyalty to the wee weirdo. It's almost like he's trying to get these folk on his side over the clubs side. The Army will be absolutely lapping it up and he knows it. We've also had him on the radio accusing the board of only sacking him due to fan pressure etc. He's a deluded egomaniac that really needs to back the f**k aff.
    3 points
  32. Why is it that I can't get this scene from 'I'm Alan Partridge' out my head whenever I think of Aitken meeting his Army?
    3 points
  33. 3 points
  34. The army have been for a day out with Stevie and colm, seems rumour I heard that colm away is true, last game stenny, no one saying why, but there was a comment regarding “misguided loyalty”, and another fearing for our clubs “direction “. Oh , and “let’s hope we do it again”, seems to be directed at Stevie. Club before any manager in my eyes, get a grip aitkens army
    3 points
  35. No, he was asked when we were last in the same position i.e top of the league. I’ve also not long noticed you’re not even top of the league ffs. You’ll not find any Dee fan (or any no OF fan) that wouldn’t love Killie to win the league so just don’t f**k it up and we’ll all be happy.
    3 points
  36. Addiction is pretty widely recognised as an illness m8. Your acknowledgement (or not) of that is thankfully superceded by medical professionals. You opinion here is so ridiculous it makes me hope you are trolling.
    3 points
  37. He’s taking the Celtic loss very badly.
    3 points
  38. Still find it absolutely bizarre that we offered Thomson a contract and when he turned it down Smith then didn’t sign anyone else as replacement. Going on basic logic he identified that we needed a RB, and when he didn’t get the one he wanted (Thomson) he then just didn’t sign anyone else. It’s hindered us all season and will continue to do so until it’s rectified. It absolutely must be top priority in January.
    3 points
  39. I have no idea why anyone would even follow football if you can't act like a billy big baws arsehole after your team wins two games.
    3 points
  40. A quick check shows he went to rugby playing George Watson's, captained Scottish Schoolboys at rugby while also playing football for Hutchy Vale Boys Club. Turned pro with Hearts and had one first team appearance before leaving. Went back to rugby, got 27 caps and scored the winning try v England when Scotland won the 1984 Grand Slam. At the same time studied for a law degree and became a solicitor. His wife will obviously be a stunner. I hate him.
    3 points
  41. Every train should have a Big Man, IMHO
    3 points
  42. George Michael's first draft of the seasonal hit ?
    3 points
  43. I think the author was right to exercise caution when choosing their pseudonym.
    3 points
  44. There’s a right bunch of miserable, lonely cretins on here just name checking every little things that bothers them far more than it should. As for something that actually deserves to be in this thread: people who spend thousands upon thousands doing up a shitty wee banger of a car to make it sound like a rally car whilst parading around residential streets at 30 miles per hour.
    3 points
  45. Knew three, scored four. Still, if I can get relegated two seasons in a row there's a decent chance Netflix will do a series about me.
    2 points
  46. What the f**k would have given you that impression? Isn't he one of the utter simpletons that keep the Word Association thread ticking over?
    2 points
  47. Anyone paying anything close to £1000 for a phone is a complete moron.
    2 points
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