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Not seen the score yet, but I'll take a guess that Dundee lost pretty comfortably?

How is Cammy Kerr getting on with the sorting Jordan Jones out?

£2 on 5 Scottish championship draws, has seen me about a grand better off than I was this morning. That's my Christmas spends sorted.

Shut your filthy whore mouth before we all do it for you.

Hero

It's 645 on Saturday morning. If you're expecting any sort of league write-up, you're pissing in the wind. However, as a nod to Edmund, the league tables will be in 3 separate images. You're welcome. Here are the results. WD Caspian, slighty WD Dublin, Nae luck to the mods, Helpma is in the play-offs SWL- WD Leedsy and Edmund. gkneil is in the play-offs. Down below, THE CAPTAIN IS GOING DOWN WITH HIS SHIP (not sure if I've done that gag before) ... James goes down too, and LincolnHearts is in the play-offs - although he doesn't even deserve that after his team's abject performance last night. And in the BHL, well done to BIK and Adam101, Ross is in the play-offs. Over to you @SlipperyP Quick note about the Quizmas Cup ... It will follow the format of the 3 rounds in the Ride Her cup .. 1. 4Baws (Monday 17th) - 2. 4Sums (Monday 24th - all the questions are Xmas related) 3. Singles (Monday 31st - haven't done the questions yet) There are now FIFTY ONE entries in the cup, and it's still not too late to take part (although if you're not sure whether you're in the cup or not, you are). I seem to have accrued more Old Guard members than I have young Whippersnappers, and this is despite my Great Auntie Ethel pulling out late last night with a recurring hip problem - which is a shame - cos she's a whizz at Ken Bruce's Popmaster Quiz on Radio 2. I'll do the 4somes draw on Sunday just to rip the absolute arse out of this, and to wind up Edmund a bit more about how there can be 51 teams from a 34 team league.

Well played Killie, some team and manager you have right now, enjoy it whilst it lasts! Hopefully you can give Celtic a right good scare. As long as you pump Hamilton and St Mirren whilst you're at it.

Real meeting of the minds going on here.

Put the Christmas tree up they said, it will be fun...

1995 That was how we told the board how we felt

Love big Kirk. Definitely my favourite bigot.

Apparently the stick insects have been rubbing together

Sunshine on Leith Sunset on Leith

And this is how we think we do it today

Shut up you *** c**t.

Second half performance from Dundee was a complete embarrassment. Could have been 6-0 and there wouldn't have been many complaints. Really disapponted in our finishing today. Fair play to the teuchters who came down to watch that shite.

Mental health awareness is rapidly improving in this country. Understanding of the illnesses etc is getting much better, but theres no point and saying mental health issues excuse any and all behaviour. Example: I have no problems saying that I think Paul Gascoigne is horrible, horrible man. Theres no doubt in my mind that mental illness contributed heavily to what he is, but despite this, I think he is a c**t. Bennett is not right here, because he is effectively saying that all sufferers of mental illness are the same, and therefore automatically deserving of identical treatment/sympathy and whatever else. They are not. Just like not all cancer sufferers, HIV sufferers, Diabetes sufferers etc are the same.

This chewing taffies boy is definitelynot rattled by the pumping his team just recieved.

And home fans apparently

That’ll be the guys who organised a very successful collection this week for a local food bank. Well done I’d say

Charlie Nicholas really suits that earring, all middle aged men should have one.

A very brief mid-season summary I've written (LINK). Pretty generic stuff and fairly straightforward given how shit hot Ayr have been this season. Sorry for the 3rd place prediction (as a United fan I am obviously a bit biased).

Was in the sandwich shop the other day about to order a Mexican chicken roll when the guy 2 in front ordered a tuna mayonnaise and ham roll. Bloke standing next to me turned and gave me a look that just said “he’s OFTW”.

I understand you've got to look after your own club but are you suggesting the current Tayside and Fife clubs in the Superleague should join at Tier 6 on a par with next season's EOS Premier? A lot of teams got promoted to Super League through default with so many defectors. It can't be right that these clubs are on a par with teams who took a chance to join a more professional structure and fighting tooth and nail to finish top 5 and for most working towards a licence at a lot of cost.

[Parisian restaurant, breakfast] Me: I hear you do the best toasted Cheese & Ham here. Server: That’s a croque monsieur. Me: Oh that’s a shame, I’ll have a croissant instead then please.

Finally, after construction has finished and inspections been passed I get my own classroom on Monday Still need tidying and organising but what a day to be alive [emoji2]

Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood - Jackson

This is what I imagine James Bond would be like if it was set in Dundee.

Christ man, what age are you? Is the above post really meant to reveal some concern or respect for the woman Collymore allegedly inflicted violence upon?

We are sitting 4th in the toughest league in the country. 2nd most clean sheets in the league. 3rd most goals scored in the league. We have players like Stephen Dobbie and Gary Harkins who are, more often than not, brilliant entertainment. Have some f*****g positivity.

248 in the away end today, now there's a support with an amount of shite bags

Dundee fans taking this well I see. Doon yous go.

Five draws in the league today... Basically a free round of fixtures closer to January. Pleasing.

DEVIANT SPOTTED EATING MUSHROOM SUPPER

Not as fast as Trackdaybob though.

Stonewaller according to the radio. Think the phrase they used was “blatant cheating by the defender who knows he is out of his depth against this team”.

None of this pish is relevant to trapdoor watch 2018/19 is it?

There were a bunch of mugs on here suggesting that the SPFL should be talking to these cowboys, and no doubt they'd have been the same ones calling it a shambles when this entirely predictable scenario occurred.

Gonna fire my upstairs heating right up then - not gonna have any ice on my landing.

Jackson Browne - Shaky Town

My chemo is working really well and I may only need one more cycle after this one! Early next year I'll be looking at a stem cell transplant down in Glasgow using a donor possibly! So aye, get signed up to donate your stem cells and you could save my life

Nothing says festive season like Predator on Channel 4 at midnight. ETA: That means Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are on next week. Fucking beauty!

We're kindred spirits Mark. Like George W.....or Alastair Campbell.

Apparently the club were going to sack him but he said he’d sue them for racial discrimination.

After the 1st sentence I can't believe Rizzo thought we gave a f**k about anything in that story other than whether she's hot and whether he nailed her.