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Fluffy really is proof that people are just wired up differently. If you can watch that interview and think he's vote-worthy on his own merits, or go in genuinely undecided and think that's the sort of person you want representing you and your interests, there's no helping you.

Struggling to see what she's done wrong there, tbh. You didn't want chippy, you haven't got chippy.

Aye...f**k Branch Ton

FTFY

Just had an acceptance e-mail for a review I wrote for an academic journal. First thing i'll ever have had published so I am pretty pleased

Titanic 1912. Last Dundee Cup win 1910.

[emoji445] Somebody's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell [emoji445] Just taken delivery of this thing of beauTy.

I preferred Eddy Grant’s version. It scanned better.

Still no glass for the giver of codes but still it's Friday and I'm off for a week. Happy Weekend BroThers

I just had a look and couldn't see anything - I didn't look that closely. I saw a post from Paddy Flannery trying to rubbish Jim Duffy. "Any manager worth his salt can get an extra 30% out of the players he inherits" I replied thus: Aitken gained 8 points from a possible 30 which is a points score of 26.66% of the maximum. Duffy has taken 6 points from a possible 12, this is a points score of 50% of the maximum. The improvement under Duffy in terms of points gained is 87.71%, nearly double Aitken's rate. Just saying.

Tremendous post. At least theyve had more admins than the Titanic had voyages.

It should be pointed out that most of these "Appreciation societies" will be full of utter virgins. Not this one though. This one is the exception.

Hey you’ve got something there. We should get that made into a banner or a flag, anybody know someone?

I hope the Morton lawyer holds up a print out from p&b of newbornbairns post that he seen ray at the stadium on the wed, that would just been fantastic.

Had 40 mins to kill at Wemyss Bay Station before my train last night so used the time to get some liquid nourishmenT. Isnt she preTty? The experience was made even better by the real coal fire in the pub.

Never let it be said that BPM allowed a chance to have a snide dig at the board pass him by.

Is there no end to the Morton diddieness!

Went up to check on Ben earlier and said goodnight,he turned round and said love you grandpa.bloody melted my heart.

The largest height difference ever between adults in a photo happened this year. I don't remember Bairnardo going to Egypt. http://vt.co/news/world/worlds-tallest-man-meets-worlds-shortest-woman-best-photoshoot-ever/

Don’t think Sheffield United have any plans to enter the Scottish Cup this year.

What a bitch

The Beatles - Ticket To Ride

I imagine a lot of the passengers’ last words to each other were “at least we saw Dundee lift the cup” as they succumbed to the cold dark waters.

T Rex-Ride a white swan

Okay after the success of last weeks free 30% on Scottish non league footy perhaps I should create my own weekly thread. So for this week lets go with the Scottish junior Cup and Girvan v Dundee Violet Best Odds Girvan 9/5 Ladbrokes (Shop Coupon totally scotland), Draw 9/2 McBookie , Dundee Violet 21/10 McBookie Place £100 at Ladbrokes on Girvan then Log into Mcbookie. £50.91 on the draw and £90.32 on Violet All return £280 Staked £241.23 for another substantial free windfall of 16.07% or £38.77 All amounts staked are representative of course. As I am too good to you we can also enjoy a sweet to go with the main course. Guess what it's last weeks team Whitburn again. Whitburn v Kennoway Star Hearts in the ERSJFA Best Odds Whitburn 13/8 McBookie, Draw 4/1 McBookie, Kennoway 5/2 Ladbrokes Place £100 at ladbrokes on Kennoway then at McBookie £70 on the draw & £133.33 on Whitburn All return £350 Staked £303.33 for another free windfall of 15.39% or £46.67 Again all amounts staked are representative of course. If anyone wants to work out doing a double of course feel free. Particularly reccomended at Ladbrokes where you have no perms. Also if you take a "tiny chance" at ladbrokes and add a perceived certainty at 1/25 etc then you qualify for a 10% treble bonus.

Oasis - Fade Away (Sweet version - on a War child album which came free with a music mag about 22 yrs ago IIRC)

c***s who struggle with the basics of waiting for a bus. Guy this morning standing at the spot where the buses stop and open doors. Bus arrives and as the doors open he remains in the same spot until after a few seconds it becomes clear he must be waiting on another one. Bus doors start closing so everyone panics and piles forward. If you’re not getting that bus then get the f**k out of the way you utter tit.

Rudimental - Waiting All Night

My one potentially tin foil hat worthy belief is that the concept/meme of an illuminati is deliberately encouraged by the people who own media corporations. It's a massively exaggerated version of something that is probably a wee bit true. So it helps the billionaire class to have internet nutters talking about Jay Z, the Clintons and George Soros meeting up to sacrifice goats or whatever (and taking ownership of quotes like the one above).

Thats Raes evidence laptop with all the pie and bovril quotesand comments bookmarked and highlighted.

Yeah at least you don’t to worry about Europe.

A common theme in the comments is why doesn’t the BBC carry out interviews with that level of scrutiny. He was totally undermined and exposed in under two minutes by a competent journalist.

Received my new design glass today. The vessel was so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye.

I feel your frustration but just be glad Tennent’s have now recognised us and given us a place of worship. This is good news for the broTherhood.

Understandable. The golden nectar naturally attracts a lot of suitors. It’s all things to all men.

Congratulations, you are now officially stupid.

NightTrain - Hallo Bimmelbahn (you’ll recognise it from Barbara Streisand/Boney M)

Little donkey, little donkey

Let's be honest though and admit that Auld Heid has set himself a very low bar to reach that level.

I wish somebody would box his keyboard.

To be honest, Brexit is going a bit better than our season at the moment

You sound like Theresa May after getting asked how the Brexit negotiations are going.

Really? How often did we go down? PS good to see a Funster venturing in to our threads, how’s things going, Jimmy Mac doing a job for you?

Kraftwerk - Autobahn

Tom Robinson Band - 2 4 6 8 Motorway

To be pedantic, I don't think they can. Only the SFA could refuse to register players for a member club. They could however presumably lay down their own sanctions about whether any newly registered players would be eligible to play in a League match though. Never in a month of Sundays is there going to be a registrations ban over this though, even if Falkirk were found to have tapped him up.

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