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The f**k is this shit?

Itzdrk is stirring QLP's porridge.

Here's what we won tonight: A play-off place for Euro 2020 (at which we'd play a minimum of 2 matches at Hampden and 1 at Wembley); A home semi-final in that play-off, and a 50-50 shot of a home final, all against countries who finished below us; Into Pot 3 rather than Pot 4 for the Euro 2020 Qualifying Groups; Promoted to League B in the next Nations League, in which we'll get tastier matches, and a ranking no lower than 24th; €1 million (€750,000 for winning the group, and an additional €250,000 on the basic payment in the next NL). The first good news around the national team in feckin' years. It was a huuuuge win.

Good to see him finally show his stunning skills on the big stage https://streamja.com/bmQE

And has scored a goal.

A terrific feeling. Enjoy. Sorry to hear - hope everything works out ago and you get the support you need too. My oldest daughter last night as player escort for the Scotland vs Israel game. Amazing where the time goes.

I see we’re selling the half season tickets again. For anyone thinking about it, I’d urge you to crack on and buy it. This extra cash up front before January could make the difference when it comes to getting a player in when the window opens. First 50 at £110 then £125 thereafter. Hands in pockets, lads.

Wee c**t in court today charged with assault/serious assault to endanger life. Hope they hammer the c**t.

See Davie Provan speaking up for Falkirk and slamming the SFA for not releasing Zak Rudden from Scotland duties: https://thisisfutbol.com/2018/11/blogs/scottish-premier-league/sky-pundit-rudden-should-have-been-playing-for-club/ Davie Provan has slammed the Scottish Football Association for failing to release Rangers starlet Zak Rudden from age-group duty to play for loan club Falkirk at the weekend. The Sky Sports pundit and ex-Celtic midfielder is convinced the Ibrox forward, who is on a season-long loan with the Scottish Championship club, should not have been made to play for the nation’s Under-19s. “Rudden should have been playing in their relegation crunch with Partick,” Provan told the Scottish Sun. “Instead, the Bairns did without him after the SFA refused to release him from the Scotland Under-19 squad facing San Marino. “Who in their right mind at Hampden made that decision? Given the Bairns’ precarious league position and the potential financial hit from relegation, Rudden should have been playing for the people paying his wages. “Is it any wonder there is so little goodwill towards the SFA?”

Demoted?

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Reminds me of this

That is fucking rank. Tbh though, I was expecting to see a guy wearing green jeans or a female receiving a swift kick between her legs.

Morton fans providing some interesting anecdotes about the career of Jim Duffy but, to be honest, this is the Falkirk FC thread and no one cares so get it to fucking f**k.

Seething.

Conceding a bicycle kick to Demi Petravicius is surely the worst thing to happen to Serbia since the mid 1990s.

I believed you right up to the "girlfriend" bit.

It’s an emotional investment, more than anything else. We want the club to be able to afford the best players. I know loads of folk, including almost everyone I go with, who buy full season books and make an enormous loss on them each season. Why? Because you want the club to do well, and for that to happen we need to stump up. I’ll probably buy one this month despite probably making no more than 5 home games between now and the end of the season because if it enables us to get someone in in January who makes a difference who fucking cares if you lost out on £50? Get them bought.

No bullying or bribing, but I see you haven't explicitly ruled out genocide.

Alright lads, I recorded a podcast with one-time Alloa Athletic full-back Mick Dunlop. He played during the team's unexpected relegation from the Second Division in 2010/11 and he talks about the miserable second half of the season and how they lost their way and ended up going down. Not a fantastic time to be a Wasp but a good listen all the same! CLICK

Alright lads, here's a podcast with erstwhile Sons captain Mick Dunlop. CLICK He talks about winning the Third Division, getting captaincy after Gordon Lennon's untimely death, and leaving the club.

You all take it too seriously DL is a windbag but good fun and it's far better that than getting in the lawyers in 🤣

DL is just a wind-up merchant, and too many of you fall for it.

Aye but stop greetin about it on the radio, Willie.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215 American man tries to visit island populated by natives who shoot all visitors with arrows and gets killed with arrows. The fact that the tribe has shot arrows at helicopters in the past should have been a clue that a moron with a bible would stand zero chance

I don't always agree with the Legend but it would be a dull forum without him[emoji460]️[emoji106]

"Incoming Corbyn Government" [emoji38] He'll make a c**t of it. His spell as opposition leader has basically been an elongated version of Diana Ross's penalty at the USA94 ceremony.

Quite the inverse sadly. It was 6 weeks since we last had sex and on that occasion I had been wildly aroused for about 3 days solid in the build up and only lasted a few strokes. This time round I started off fine and then went limp as we changed positions, I started trying to rub some life back into the old wounded warrior but this just made her laugh awkwardly before we decided to call it a day and then we returned to the lounge and watched David Attenborough’ Dynasties in silence. I’ll hopefully get the opportunity to disappoint her once more before the year is out.

My old man won the 2nd prize half-time draw at Dens. Split the money between the group, went outside and had a parking ticket . He ended up out of pocket.

Carly Simon : Legend In Your Own Time

Dave Dee,Dozy,Beaky,Mick&Titch - Legend Of Xanadu

Adding colt teams to the league structure greatly undermines the whole league structure. Yet there isn't one single benefit. Other countries show there is not a shred of evidence that this benefits youth development. The plan is completely and utterly stupid.

I still like Djoum. He's always willing to play out of position on the flank for us for balance. Never understood what goes through peoples head's thinking he's not good enough, but starts last night for Cameroon against Brazil. Saying he'll block Cochrane's development is also silly; he's 17 FFS. The onus on the youth players coming through, should be to perform to a level that they usurp the more regular, experienced players and not the other way around. Levein clearly has a solid track record with youths, so I don't think we need to worry about him doing a Craig Brown keeping experienced players in for self-preservation purposes.

League averages: 408 Kelty 215 East Kilbride 205 Spartans 185 East Stirlingshire 132 Cumbernauld 132 Gala 126 Dalbeattie 113 Whitehill 99 Uni of Stirling 97 Vale of Leithen 90 Gretna 88 BSCG 73 Edinburgh Uni 72 Civil Service (46 Selkirk) 40 Edusport

Heartening the derby card on the international weekend delivered again. Second highest weekend crowd of season... highest being the September international weekend... plus Hawick, HoB, Penicuik, Haddington, Dalkeith and Linlithgow posted their biggest league attendances of the season - a few others not far off. Updated league averages (omitting Burntisland-Tynecastle and Sauchie-Dundonald): 386 Bonnyrigg 334 Linlithgow 280 Bo'ness 264 Musselburgh 227 Tranent 204 Camelon 179 Penicuik 160 Dundonald 132 Broxburn 131 Newtongrange 126 Haddington 124 Arniston 121 Hill of Beath 120 Dalkeith 114 Dunbar 101 Coldstream 101 Sauchie 99 Crossgates 95 Inverkeithing 93 Easthouses 93 Dunipace 89 Oakley 88 Burntisland 85 Peebles 85 St Andrews 73 Blackburn 70 Jeanfield 67 LTHV 67 Preston 63 Heriot-Watt Uni 63 Tynecastle 62 Tweedmouth 59 Ormiston 54 Eyemouth 51 Stirling Uni EOS 48 Edinburgh Utd 43 Craigroyston 43 Hawick 40 Leith

We were all hoping for great thinks when Neilson took over but I think few of us really expected 16 points from a possible 18 in the first 6 games. It’s enjoyable being an Arab at the moment.

On a different note well done to Michael McKenna. Well deserved

If they are not moving , would they be innanamates ?

Brothers Johnson - Stomp

Hearts have around a dozen players on loan at various levels of the national league structure - aligned to their current ability and development need. They are not playing games at half pace. They don't need Colts playing at a level which is below the level that those who are already ready can play at. The youth and reserve leagues are only part of the story - there is already a good mechanism for getting them experience at the right level. Colts teams should be nowhere near a league structure.

Good shout

The old primary school building in Inverkeithing suffered a massive fire last night, but thankfully no police investigation is needed. The part time detectives/ full time mummies of Facebook have decided that because Taylor Wimpey were recently denied planning permission for flats, they obviously hired someone to burn the school down. It 100% had nothing to do with their own unplanned/unsupervised kids. #shocking

He's a fucking idiot and I hope he gets attacked by a honey badger inside a tornado.

Simon Ferry is insufferable

You seemed to be doing well at the start of the season and were unbeaten in your first three including a win against Ross County. What went wrong?

We took Ray, we took your dignity, we are coming back for Midge and Tids. There is not one single thing you can do about it. Fucking diddy.

I've said it before, but what really blows my mind about Trump isn't the racism, the narcissism, the thin skin - it's how UNBELIEVABLY stupid he is. You forget sometimes, then you see him talking about raking the forest, getting the name of the town wrong (Pleasure instead of Paradise) and insisting "we're going to have great climate". What does that even mean? He's a terrifying mix of deeply, deeply stupid and supremely confident.