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"Iain Davidson, for persistent indiscipline on the football pitch, I sentence you to a topless life."

I travel from Glasgow every second week, would you hunt me too? I hate the Old Firm as much as anyone but people can support whoever they want and have their own reasons for it. Falkirk need to do a better job of making it attractive for people to come to games.

Is he inside it?

I can see pros and cons of Falkirk recent population growth. A lot of the people (not all) buying the new homes come from outside the area and if they like football already support a club.. Probably a very small chance therefore that they will take the kids to watch Falkirk. What we need is all the Falkirk fans we currently have to have a 4 kid minimum policy. Get shagging. The free for U12s initiative is top drawer and really should see us future protected regarding the fanbase.

Our club teams have had their best season in Europe in a decade and the national team is unbeaten in 7 competitive games.

As long as it's not Rolf you guys should be okay.

Seen two boys taking a line in the bogs last night at the urinals. If you're resorting to snorting off a communal piss trough in full view of strangers at halftime of a match against Motherwell I'd suggest you have an issue.

Get the thread title sorted Romeo, m9.

The Sun barred from Almondvale. What a great day, f**k ‘em.

If he knows him then he’ll know where he works, which means he’ll know where I work. After that it’s only a matter of time before I’m in the Wicker Man, surrounded by Perthshire freaks dressed up as pheasants, being sacrificed to Alan Main to ensure St Johnstone finish another season above us.

Jackson has signed the club are waiting on international clearance.

Today 08:55 AM#178 broondog First Team Breakthrough Join Date Jun 2015 Posts 203

You are absolutely fucking shite.

I'm really pissed off with the attitude shown to Scottish footy. Down South they managed to get everyone unionised to sing from the same hymn sheet that they have the greatest product ever known to man. Up here we are queuing up to have a go. Take 1 look at the Scottish Premiership table and 1 look at the Scottish Championship table. Both leagues are tough to call for both top and bottom. Why are we slagging that?

Apologies, this one is better.

It’s made of “wid”

Glad you cut the long story short, throbs...

You know Lionel Messi already has a contract, right? What exactly are you expecting to be available on the free agent market? Its not going to be top standard players generally.

Beach Boys : Barbara Ann

A guy at my work is from Perth and supports Rangers. I asked him why and he told me that he used to support St Johnstone but he had a trial with them and they didn’t sign him. OF fans are a disgrace.

It would certainly make my next move simple.

Kenny Rogers - Ruby

‘Til Tuesday - Voices Carry

Crosby Stills Nash & Young - Carry On

Just makes it all the sweeter when you get a result against them.

‘Out of yet another cup’?? ... The one cup we’ve entered so far this season. Knocked out at the quarter final stage, away from home to the undefeated league leaders and after reaching both cup finals last year. Right you are.

Perhaps if they had been better players they would have played for Aberdeen or Hearts.

Think if we promised to stay off the Falkirk thread, they'd keep their utter garbage out of here? (We could always meet up occasionally* on the Falkirk Relegation thread)

Except she hasn't moved her office out of Govanhill! Dixon road runs parallel with the dreaded Allison st in the heart of Govanhill. Nicola of course is super popular there winning nearly 2/3rds of the vote. You're a fucking idiot.

I’m going to take great pride in having the best facilities in League 1 next year.

Paulo still getting himself wound up by what some absolute space cadets on .net are doing

I was at the corner where the traffic lights are, outside what is now the dentist. I remember my papa, who was a Rangers fan, was there and he must've just been down for the party. He lifted me over the railings onto the road when the bus came past and got swiftly reprimanded by the policeman for doing so. Very much like Rangers he is also now deid.

Surprised so many folk are disappointed at the performance and the result. It went pretty much exactly as I thought it would against a team who have improved significantly this season, so no need to send Forrest or anyone else down to the juniors because of it

The Hollies - Carrie Anne

Barbara Dickson is 71 today With A Little Help From My Friends

You’re a failure hunter [emoji16][emoji106]

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Shittest nickname ever

I think I drink slightly too much, or if not too much, then too often. But I am glad I still have the self awareness to think that. Alcohol deserves respect for the damage it can do physically.and mentally. That said, I do really enjoy a drink. Wine, Tennents and whisky. I never used to touch it in the house but things change. Kids mean I rarely get to the pub or not as much as I would like so I drink more with Mrs B. I think reading this thread, and I have always thought, you are either a pub guy or you arent. If you arent you likely just wont see the appeal. When I know I am going to the pub with my pals I am buzzing. Absolutely love perching myself on a stool and getting that first pint in. It feels like my happy place

Paul Mounsey - Gad Ionndrainn (From E To F)

Nah...think NDD and Random may be the same guy though

It tells you that Labour would recognise a Palestine state. And as Israel is a state? Admittedly a state that is condoning a form of ethnic cleansing even against other Jews by categorizing them. Very Nazi like behaviour. Tells me a lot about Israel.

Dougie McLean : The Gael (Last Of The Mohicans Theme)

"It was an easy decision, I want to be here and have enjoyed my time at the club. Playing in the Premiership is great but to be doing it for Livingston is special." Pittman

The Green Brigade on their way to pay Celtics fines, led by Kim Jong Un on a unicorn.

My landlord has decided to stop doing my flat as a private let and has handed it over to a letting agency. I was all in favour of this as he was a snakey evil b*****d. But I just got my copy of the contract to sign. Some of the great parts include: Tenants are responsible for upkeep of garden (fair enough) but also for buying all the stuff needed to do the garden. f**k that mate. A "discretionary" £350 plus VAT (minimum) payment to the letting agency for any month the flat sits empty after I leave my contract (not if I leave it early. Just if they can't get anyone in even if my contract is up and I've fucked off) A £75 administration fee for handing any contracts. This includes when I sign to stay living in the place I am currently in and again every six months as they only do six month contracts. I have to leave my room unlocked at all times during the last two months of the tenancy in case they want to show anyone around. If they come round and my room is locked I will be charged £50. If I wish to make any changes to the contract these will cost £125 plus VAT per change. Oh yeah. This is all dated from "1st September" as my moving in date even tho' they only sent me the contract today. Phoned them up with a big fat "naw" and they said I need to vacate by 1st October. This was met with a bigger, fatter "naw". So now they want to discuss terms tomorrow. Whether I stay or find somewhere else I am now aiming to be the most annoying tenant they've ever had. Money grabbing b*****ds.

Fingers crossed 020 7239 6655 costs £315 per call. That would be fucking genius.