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Raab C Brexit.

The worst thing is that large parts of the country will hold these charlatans up as some sort of principled martyrs. Let's be clear: from the very start, the government had absolutely no idea how to go about any of this. If the Brexiteers had manage to come up with even the semblance of a plan that was practical, acceptable to the EU and not complete economic suicide, May would have bitten their hands off. The fact is that, after TWO WHOLE YEARS of running the departments responsible for Brexit, they have achieved the square root of f*ck all. Instead, we get the same incompetent arseholes wittering on with the same vapid slogans on an endless loop, like f*cking dementia patients. That they've now slithered away from taking any responsibility for the massive shitshow that they've created is an outrage. They should be run out of the country.

Sir Edward Leigh, King Gammon.

26 days. This figure is larger than the length of time Willo Flood has spent at his last two clubs combined.

Once you defeat the 9 Gammon Princes of Question Time you face the final boss...

Why would the SNP support a party that is trying to shut down the Scottish Parliament. She would have to offer to cancel the power grab and to give the SP the right to call a referendum. Never trust a Tory.

Ya crowd a basturts!

If you still vote 'No' you might as well sell yourself in to slavery such is your total lack of respect and dignity for yourself

An unfortunate sequence of events for poor Willo, but probably for the best. Adjusting to a new culture and strange language etc in some footballing backwater isn't the ideal way to wind down a career. Bali might not have been easy either.

I don't really like chiming in with Scottish independence chat over every single issue, but it truly baffles me how anyone in Scotland can now look at the political landscape in London and think "yip, we're best tagging along with this lot".

Met Gilzean at the Night of Champions. Very modest man. He was keen to emphasise how good his teammates were.

I always think that the best way to preserve the democratic process is to elevate an unelected official, who is being investigated as a person of interest as susceptible to corruption in relation to foreign interference, to the highest office in the land.

Gillie's goals in the 5-1 win at Ibrox. Fog limited attendence to 38,000 when 80,000 were expected. Video is 9 mins long but Gillie's goals are circa 3:30; 5:15; 6:45; 8:20

Got this up in my hall, signed by Stewart, Wishart and Ure but unfortunately no Gilzean.

We've been linked with a youth striker from Middlesborough along with Falkirk and St Mirren. Agents definitely leaking the story in the hope he doesn't have to come to any of those clubs. http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/07/09/por-scottish-trio-eye-boro-striker-armstrong-on-loan/ I'd post it in the Falkirk thread but I ken you're all watching, perverts x

Folk saying they wouldn't take Connor Sammon in the Championship need put in a home.

Can't believe Slippery's stories are still being taken seriously. The guy claims to have murdered his father and throwing bags of animals into rivers, he's a complete fantasist.

A moving photographic piece of Scottish football history. The sadly departed Alan Gilzean scores 2 goals in the 2nd half to draw 2-2 with West Germany in Hannover, May 1964.

Bigotry starts in the home not in schools. Catholic schools don't produce orange bigots. Catholic schools exist all over the world yet it is only in Scotland and the north of Ireland that hatred of these schools exist. I wonder why?

Badly requiring someone with experience up front, we were toothless tonight and could have played a further 90 without creating a chance. On a positive, Harrison is a slightly more mobile Peter Grant of the 2015 season and was comfortably the best player on the pitch. Him and Dallison already forming a formidable partnership. Both trialists were utterly woeful.

“Tim Nice But Dim” has not aged well.

Sometimes its hard to tell if its a whoosh or someone genuinely batshit. I'm going for batshit on this occasion.

Has he recently been released from Bali United?

I've often wondered if there has ever been in an instance where a vigilante group poses as a child on a chatroom and gets chatting to another child, who happen to be a different vigilante group. I can only imagine how hilarious and confusing it would be when they finally met up. Actually, Viz did a strip where Fru T Bunn was chatting up an underage gingerbread girl and arranged to meet her. The final frame was two bakers standing in a shopping precinct each holding a bunch of flowers and looking at their watches. Wish I could find it ... it was hilarious.

Aside from the 3 signings mentioned I’m hearing about another 2 signings before Friday. No idea who they might be but I hope they are the more experienced types, as we seem to be loading up with young inexperienced players for this level.

Well done to all the guys and girls who turned out for Palmy tidy up. Great effort!

This is a fine example of a Gilzean Dundee goal. Don't blink.

Good guy, good guy, w**k, good guy, good guy.

Love this from a Spurs forum. RIP to probably the closest we will ever have to a God at Dens.

Why do Celtic fans boo Logan? Because he acts like a c**t Why does Logan act like a c**t? Because Celtic fans booed his every touch after the Tonev incident It's not hard to understand why this started.

I have a team photo of the league winning squad with the *then* surviving members signatures on it; will try and get a photo of it up soon.

Spineless, self serving wankers. Now Johnson will be looking to profit from this shambles in a leadership contest now doubt. We should be jailing these incompetent c***s instead of paying them. Not doing the job they are there to do despite having 2 fucking years to come up with a semblance of a Brexit plan that was their fucking idea anyway! It sickens me to think of the millions these idiots make off the rest of us. Who would want to stick with this government? Independence from this farce is crucial.

Can I Get 1 of those for the wife?

For dropping his glasses in the toilet when he visited the Springfield Nuclear Power plant if nothing else.

'YOU WILL SEE ME, AGAIN!'

I like their flag as well.

Seems somewhat accurate

Gillie’s winner for Scotland v England in 1964 .

I actually witnessed a "sting" not too long ago. Phoned the police as the 'peado' looked like he was going to get a kicking. Anyway witness statements followed etc, guy got lifted, hunters moved along. While the police were taking my statement it was clear they had a dislike for the 'hunters and what they did. I asked my brother later (Who is a cop) what was the script etc. He said basically what the hunters do is useless for the police and it rarely gets a conviction. They are more a hindrance than a help in the situation and although they 'out' peados the 'evidence' is not worth a f**k. They do it for the attention and for "likes" on social media. Most of these groups are headed up by neds. While some may think it is admirable, id rather the police were able to do their job and get the peados off the street rather than having to release them because of some wanna be hard man.

Willo will have valuable experience from his time in Bali and could pass on his knowledge to our young lads.

Peak Scottish fitba if he signs for us.

26 days until the new season starts, or in Fifer arithmetic, 3 hands and a sister.

Aye and look at what last years contracts got you, a L1 side in the Championship, nuff said

A poem to go with the above photo (courtesy of Alan Pattullo on Twitter):

For a club the size of QoS, I'd argue that consistently being in the second tier is a success rather than a failure.

Nobody going with the Jaymes Pond joke then? Nobody?