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36 days until the new season starts - the rotation period of the sun at the poles (it's only 27 days at the equator)

By the way, what I'm here, I'd like to apologise for yesterday. Wasn't a great day personally, but that's no excuse. Peace.

Season ticket bought. Partially because I want to rock up to any and all games I can get to hassle free, but mostly because as I read more from Hartley and see more if the backing he is getting from the club, I am keen to back him too and fire my dough in up front. Now Falkirk, you owe me a Jak.

Bragging about being battered by a former footballer as your comeback to needing the loan system explained to you is possibly the weirdest turn of events I've ever seen on this thread.

Now that all AGM’s are out of the way, has the Junior game dealt effectively with the elephant in the room? The answer in no. At the SJFA EGM, there was a vote simply to underline the desire to move into the Pyramid as a block of clubs, and as most observers know that this is exceptionally unlikely to happen. Why TJ thinks this is the best way to approach PWG discussions who knows. The East AGM dealt with re-organisation of the clubs that are left, probably in the knowledge that more will leave at the end of next season. The West AGM also dealt with their re-organisation, but with no chat on the Pyramid or the likelihood of a WoSFL being set-up over the next 12 months, not that this discussion was ever likely. The Regions seem happy to let TJ negotiate based on the vote at the EGM. As far as I can make out there is no plan B. If the PWG reject the proposal to enter as a block – and it’s already been, given the issues in the East – then what happens next? A WoSFL will be set-up and interested clubs move over in time for season 2019/20, remaining interested clubs in the East below the HL/LL line move to the EoS, and the SJFA carry on as before with a much reduced membership, including the “Tayside rump” and the North Region (unless the North replicate the West and set-up a NoSFL). It won’t be pretty, it will fracture the game in the West, but I just can’t see any smooth transfer into the Pyramid and over the next few seasons we’ll eventually see a strong WoS and EoS with some clubs having progressed into the LL. What’s left of the Juniors will plough on in small regional leagues.

I might buy 2 in case I get a divorce and meet a new girl who wants to come to games.

How anyone can pick a side is beyond me. Harrison could be an absolute star in this league with Dallison more of a project to gain experience and slowly work his way into the team. Remember when both Vaulks and Leahy came to the club in similar circumstances they took literally 6 months to get up to speed. If that was down to poor management or their experience, who knows. We are banking on these young lads to all hit the ground running which I can't see happening. Dennon Lewis has played 37 first team matches over national league / league 2 and scored 4 goals; yet people are thinking he's going to be some sort of number 9 messiah. I'm not writing the player off, I'm sure he will be a star but may need time to develop. Not trying to kill these vibes but I just feel some people are getting overly carried away. Our target for next season should be 4th; which imo will still be a tall ask with such a turnover. We have most of these players on 2 year deals which is maybe a more realistic timeframe to see us promoted.

Conference C league teams are ready for next home game board at Blackburn United. Buzzing for fixture list now

Maybe shut the cubicle door so they can't see you then

Scott Leitch battered Wellview. That's what I am getting here...

Great exclusive, cheers.

It's all good. I like the patter here. If I was Sheps mam I would have guided him towards a profession he was more suited to.

Currently demonstrating outside the Main Stand at Brockville. The lad on the fish counter looks bemused.

Right then, your results for QWC2018 are as follows; Peru (pleslie99) 9 v 6 Argentina (eednud) Forget the Peru 2, this was the Peru 9! Argentina with a respectable 6 but never stood a chance. I'm sure Diego has still enjoyed his World Cup all the same but time for him to go home and calm down. Saudi Arabia (cowden0) 8 v 3 Portugal (blackislekillie) SAUDI AR8BIA, amirite?! Cowden0 has led his charges on masterfully, he claims it was thanks to eeny meenie miny mo but I'm not even sure what position mr mo plays! Serbia (the Kincardine) 3 v 5 Germany (the cardinal) A very tight affair but as always (well, no this year) ze germans sneak through! Kincardine may be the best at reading but answering not so much. Ellan Vannin (afj) 9 v 4 Senegal (helpma) He's carried the continent but for helpma the dream is over, as he said. Ellan Vannin sail on! Spain (msu) 6 v 8 Uruguay (peasy23) Peasy is thanking the history channel for his strong score in this round and it was enough to see off the spirited Spaniards. France (ziggy) 5 v 8 Iceland (dublinmaygar) 'Isn't there a France and whoever is beating France tie?' was the question posed and yes, yes there is and this is it. More thunderclaps await! Mexico (tynieness) 6 v 7 Brazil (bullyweevilla) The closest tie of the round and presumably brazilweevilla will mysteriously banned forthwith for having the audacity to dump tynie out...we wave goodbye to Mexico. Poland (salvo) 10 v 8 England (scotfree) England (and note his name is Scot-free!) have been seen off and we all breathe a sigh of relief. #weareallsalvo. Must note salvo has slotted home a full marker here and is surely hotly tipped to lead Poland all the way! Thankfully no playoff's required, thank you all! Starting to get to the business end and here's the big games; Peru (pleslie99) v Saudi Arabia (cowden0) Germany (cardinal) v Ellan Vannin (afj) Uruguay (peasy23) v Iceland (dublinmaygar) Brazil (bullyweevilla) v Poland (salvo) Here's the big questions; https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jun/26/world-cup-quiz-what-happened-next What happens next? Well, all answers to be submitted by some point on, let's say, Tuesday next week and we'll find out! Thank you for joining me today with results, quarter final draw and questions for this years QWC2018.

Of course you did, crocodile fucker.

Is this the worst sentence in this thread? I say yes

Surely a better idea would be to send him on loan to someone like Bournemouth then we can sell him to them next summer for £10m?

Nae offence here, but that is clearly absolute nonsense.

I like the last one he looks cheeky lol xox

People who want England to win are absolute mile-oots. It's a football rivalry. It's not sinister.

Did the Terminator show up to escort him out the door?

Crashing down to Earth with a 4. Now I have all the scores for the World Cup, an update will follow later today, either around lunch time or when I’m home from work. Full results, upcoming fixtures and link to be expected. The excitement builds!

He sounds like one of the old default Master League players in Pro Evo .

I think he looks more like an angry Rolf Harris these days tbf.

Drop Toshney and Scobbie off on the Isle of May.

Sky Sports reporting he's set to be announced tonight. Looking forward to our front two now

Fuxake, moan, moan, moan. Give it a rest.

He’s gonna wear it in court. [emoji23]

Went on the brewery tour with my boyfriend. We were the only two booked in so essentially paid £7 each for a private tour and then a pint of Tennents or Caledonian Best, and two half pints of their export lagers at the end. Well worth the money!

TBF I was 9 when the Poll Tax was introduced in Scotland, but yes, those who protested and refused to pay are all right in my book.

Sake! We've signed Willo Flood!

1. Falkirk 2-10. diddies

Just ignore the haters lads. Don’t let them spoil the best thread on this site[emoji109]

"Foreword"

They didn`t.

Monifieth and Invergowrie were part of Dundee District Council between 1975 to 1996. Government reorganisation then placed them back within the boundaries of Angus and Perth and Kinross. If you were living in Monifieth during those years @drs then you were living in Dundee, sorry about that. I know people who live in Monifieth who consider themselves Dundonian, but there are snobs everywhere. The fact people who live in these affluent areas are paying their council taxes to Arbroath and Perth when they all work, shop, study and use Dundee's facilities during the week is a farce. Monifieth and Carnoustie don't even have a petrol station! Roll on the new season.

FTFY

My first P&B post was about Andy Lawrie.

£5 on his next post to be about crowd size.

It's the ghost of Rangers past.

In the space of a week or so Pars’ captain knocked back a new contact to “try his luck down south” (he just signed for Ross County). We then sign Dundee United’s captain (who in his unveiling press interviews says the main reason for signing for us is that it will only take him 25 minutes to get to training) and a week later he fucks off to Bali United in Indonesia.

NOBODY FUCKING CARES.

I'd be happy enough for Keatings to go. He contributed less than nothing last season, albeit injury and other health problems clearly hampered him. There's nothing to suggest that he'd contribute any more this season.

Is this still a thing? Fs. Whoever is announcing the results is a fucking disgrace.

If there was any doubt you were Scott Shepherd, there isn’t now.

I was on a trip to Belgium recently and a barmaid set to us ‘your Scottish - I’m just about to go on a trip to Scotland’. Where are you going we asked. ‘Inverness, Dundee, St Andrews, Edinburgh, Glasgow and ......Falkirk’ We were from all over Scotland and we all spontaneously started pissing ourselves laughing. Safe to say Falkirk has been deleted from her itinerary.

Alright lads, here's part one of the latest Pelé Podcast starring Rory Loy: CLICK Really enjoyed talking to Rory. He starts off by talking about joining Dumbarton before looking back at his time at Rangers, his loan spells with Dunfermline Athletic and St Mirren, and his move to Carlisle United. Part two will be out next week; it would have been tomorrow but we suffered technical issues during the recording. I'm sure you understand. As always, smash that MF subscribe button, tell your pals on Twitter about it, and say nice things on this thread.

Aye, and the two world renowned universities, multiple art galleries, museums, varied and growing culinary scene, and quite literally anything else that simply wouldn’t be appreciated in a hole like Falkirk. Go and gawk at traffic buddy, it’s 2018 in Dundee.