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The last thing Bali needs is another Flood.

Hardly meaningless - you signed a shite, angry liability who has now decided he doesn't fancy playing for your team. I've done some careful checking, and the joke is still on Dunfermline here.

Imagine being snubbed after only a week by willo fucking flood. Minterific. Yous can try and fanny up any sort of reply to the contrary but this has been the gift that keeps on giving.

He was only 9 years and 355 days away from a testimonial.

38 days until the new season starts. Kangaroos and Fifers have a 38 day pregnancy.

Is this serious?

Flood's Dunfermline career in highlights

SHAT IT FROM PATON

It's Martin that doesn't like Vaughan, his dad is a big fan.

I know the boy who runs Hibs' official Facebook page, and apparently they keep receiving messages like this in the middle of the night.

Annual reminder that anyone attending a game involving Colt sides is a scab b*****d and should be hounded like John Martin.

surprised but sure everyone on here will be pleased for him. He deserves it, and more.

Should maybe start doing this again!

Signed for you but wanted to be elsewhere. Insisted on a clause to that effect. Has activated said clause and left. No imagination required, buddy.

Clearly realised that not even he is mutated enough to reside in Fife.

Had a tour of the stadium today, was excellent. Bought the new top, sorting DFCTV for when I move to France and met Sir Neil. And got hospo for Pars game.

FTFY

90% of Groundworks done, be complete next week Stand is then being delivered 6th July, 3 weeks to build by the squad and open for our 1st league game on the 28th.

I think Haber can be a useful option up front if McCann gives him a chance and he puts some effort in... However, his ‘fashion’ sense and Instagram page makes me want to run him over with a steamroller.

If Alex McLeish had been Killie manager, that would have worked.

It's faster. Unless you can type really quickly it's still faster than typing or any other form of writing. I take minutes of a lot of meetings and there's nothing quicker than writing - plus, it's disruptive to sit there clattering away on a keyboard. Throughout school kids are going to have to write a lot. There's no way in the near future they're all going to be sitting there with laptops in front of them in class, taking their notes. It's also nicer to look at. I don't think I'd like to get a Valentine's card written in small caps. But schools are still miles behind, typing is an important skill now and they ought to be teaching it. And I'd happily see them spend less time on handwriting and more time on grammar and punctuation.

Don't forget we've got our 40% sell on for Dom Thomas to cash in as well!

Strange one as he looked really chuffed to be joining you.

Colt teams are shite. Northern Irish diddies being shipped in are shite. Welsh diddies being shipped in are shite. English low level shite being shipped in is shite. Neil Doncaster is shite. The Petrofac Irn Bru Bells Ramsdens B&Q Diddy Challenge Cup is utter, utter shite. That’s my opinion.

Roughly translated from Hungarian newspaper Blikk: Paksi FC defender Zsolt Gévay close move to Scottish giants Dundee United after end of contract on deal of 2 years.

Interesting https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/port-vales-dan-turner-set-1715877

We’ve decided to play on tarmac this season as a tribute to the young fans who used to hone their football and kerby skills on the streets of Kirkcaldy. We will also be installing kerbs, and will shortly announce plans to host an International Kerby Tournament with teams from as far afield as Methil, Greenock, Bellshill and Outer Mongolia taking part for the greatest prize in World Kerby, the Golden Kerb. To get the tournament going, there will be a debate in the centre circle between two eminent professors from the University of Edinburgh philosophy department on the merits of the game and whether it is Kerby or Curby. For added ‘reality’ at random times throughout the matches a speeding car will move along the pitch to disrupt play. I am sure all true Rovers and Kerby fans will get behind this visionary idea.

In the pub again on the Tennents. Two weeks off, glorious weather and the World Cup on the tv, doesn't get much better than this.

So which is it, Grant. Is he a shite signing and a lucky escape or a good signing who didn't fancy being a Dunfermline player? Either way it's pretty damn funny. First Piracy and now Flood, what a time to be alive.

Is this what they call a ‘double whoosh’? I genuinely can’t tell if you’re being serious.

Disappointing news for pars after signing utds best player !!!

Dunfermline losing their best player yet again. Terrible summer for the Pars.

Sex tourist IMO

Aw no, I can't handle this. First that cow Megan splits up Wes and Laura and now this! What a 24 hours

If you remove some letters from Bali United, add some then rearrange them it spells Ross County.

Will Falkirk fans be taking legal action to try and recover the fortnight of their lives they lost posting on here about how shite Flood is?

I hope our legal defence is better than Chapman's footballing one.

I've asked my colleague, a better translation is The World Famous Dundee United.

Aye. C’mon. Forget Vaughan. C’mon. Talk us through finding Martin with the laptop.

You've changed your tune.

Bonnybrig's better mate!

Well since being founded in 1893 we are 12 years older than Heart Of Midlothian after the latter were wound up in 1905 so I’m definitely correct on the oldest part. As for more successful, well a Hearts fans idea of success is obviously different from a Hibs fans. At Hibs we pride ourselves on winning trophies and competing at the top end of the table and in the business end of cup competitions. Whereas Hearts fans are more “we’ve actually made the top 6 this year, quick get the champagne out” and celebrating corner kicks and throw ins. It’s very hard to compare two totally different mindsets. I was speaking to someone at mass yesterday who said to me “Dom if you think about it, we went over to Brazil in the 1950s and totally revolutionised the way the play football, they actually modelled their game on Hibs from then onwards....so don’t you think you could actually count Brazil’s major Honours as ours as well!?”......I let out a slight snigger and made eye contact with him before saying “yeah, Yeah we actually could couldn’t we?” Now I’m not going to sit here and say Hibs have won Word Cups but when you think about it, Hibs have won word cups.