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Gal, Mango and Dill sounds like a sandwich some posh b*****d would pay £30 for in some wanky bistro.

Shankland at it again with his elbow.

Stolen from Twitter but worth it...WE DESERVE BUTTER!

You’re shite.

Considering his name is ‘Truthteller’ he doesn’t half speak some amount of shite.

Top man McGinn signs 2 year extension. Insert PLEASING GIF here!

Was never going to happen whilst TJ didn’t want to engage with the pyramid. The blame lies squarely at his door for clubs leaving the Juniors.

I hate the one horse race, but before it was only ever a two horse race anyway, atleast with it this way now it’s absolutely hilarious watching the **** explode into a totally ridiculous frenzy every now and then when they take stock of just how shite they are. I’m guessing that they had thought they’d be back challenging by now and after all these years they’re still miles away. If Celtic keep getting into Europe it’s only going to go one way too. Rangers are pishing money away to try and get instant success when it’s just not realistic, it’s been their problem for a long time now, which is why they died. Couldn’t be happening to a more deserving group of people, they obviously have a lot of fans who are good human beings, but the Red Rob type of *** are truly the worst kind of people living in this country. [emoji4]

You guys are bang on. Always aim as high as you can. It seems like 5 minutes ago we had lots of fans complaining about the 'turgid football' in the SPL and fed up regarding dreadful 0-0 draws with Motherwell and Kilmarnock as decent results. I completely saw the point they were making. According to those guys, dropping down a division would lead to us winning more games (it has, granted) playing better football (mibbes aye mibbes naw) and enjoying it all much more (case unproven). But the financial hits are huge, and the risks very large. Well, here we are, a mere 8 years since Ryan Flynn skied a chance to sink the fucking Killie and we're still plodding around. The past season has been largely disgusting, and we're no closer to going back up. Maybe next year, maybe not, but who can tell. The problem is once you go down, it's very easy to keep on slipping. Look at Clyde. So nothing is assured if you get relegated. Fight, bite and scramble for every yard in the playoffs and I hope we see you next year. DFC have always been very difficult, sometimes tremendous opponents to us in the last 6 years or whatever, and I think we all tip the hat to part time players making such a great job of it for so long. For personal reasons, I hope Ayr Utd win L1, but will be rooting for you to pump the Rovers in the play off final, hopefully. Good luck. #bairnsoftherock

The first of the evening.

Don't think it is

It's the long balls that he will have to deal with that worry me. Though I hear that happens to most men in old age.

Do they kiss their bhajis when they score?

Hopefully there will be a minute's silence at the next home game after the tragic passing of club legend Avicii tonight.

Seen this on twitter this morning.

I see we’re at the stage where Paulo starts posting his fantasy Hearts line ups for next season

Well, maybe now is the time to draw a line under that and look at how we can make things better. For generations the board at dumbarton have failed to reach out and engage with the support, never mind the wider community. I think that is acknowledged by the club and there is now a realisation that things need to change. Now we can either stand on the sidelines and moan about it if we can get involved and try to make things better from within. I know what position I’d rather take. This Saturday the club have live music in the bar pre-match, the local poet in, post match awards ceremony including the chairman and gaffer making an appearance, and there’s even a few things on this planned for the kids. Big kids too. The local estate has also been leafleted to try and encourage a few along. Its a few small things. But its a few small things in the right direction. If the club is to improve off the field these things matter. Better fan engagement, better match day experience and (crucially) a more proactive community engagement policy. That should be the baseline going forward regardless of what division we find ourselves in next season.

You can Truman show yourself out the door, ya fud.

Had a 18 week gender scan earlier to allow me and mrs PB know we're expecting a boy. Sonographer was happy with everything she found.

Theres a “possible” “agreement in principle” recieved by “informal notification” with confirmation coming to the SJFA next week in writing or “verbally” from the acting SFA Chief Exec (who is leaving his post at the SFA on 5th May) that the Juniors will enter at tier 6 with a possible target for implementing commencing season 19/20. Until the SJFA have a clear plan in that it can be presented to its clubs with all the agreements in place between them SFA, pyramid working group, Lowland and EOS/SOS League then it’s not much to go on. For the sake of everyone involved they all need to get round the table as one to sort it out and present clubs with a clear integration plan and timeline, everyone working in different ways helps nobody. By committing to the pyramid and EOS for next season clubs know where they stand, the SJFA need the agreed plan sent to its clubs so they also have a plan to go on, verbal agreements and possibles aren’t enough at this stage.

It's a Dumbarton 'thing', we have fans who don't think we belong in the 2nd Tier, yes really, the misery of trips to Montrose, Clyde or Berwick are infinitely more entertaining. Not for me tbh, I want to see my team play at the highest possible level.

One of my favourite ever gifs.

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Sorry but also seeing people on Twitter beginning to claim "McKee isn't that bad", "there is worse in our squad" etc in response to the Herald article this morning. He was one of the biggest culprits of engaging in the complete shitebaggery that helped cause the first half of this season. One out of every 3 or 4 freekicks he'll give you a decent one, the rest of the time he passes the ball backwards and sideways and any time the game looks like going against us, he will revert to hiding and completely fall out of matches. Him and Harris should two of the first ones to be told to get to f***.

The swallow flies south for winter. The overcoat is blue. Clementine can pick his teeth.

Prince - Nothing Compares 2 U

St Johnstone fans are going on about how they'd like to bring Schalk in. I wouldn't mind him up front for us. He's like a better, more efficient Murray.

Dire Straits - Money For Nothing

Bruce Springsteen - 57 Channels (And Nothin' On)

Surely he's meaning Lochee can win the Junior Cup?

I can assure you that pictures taken in the 1970’s cannot be described as being “Very old”. Thank you.

Chic Young is a roaster

f**k it, I'm in. Flittin' Good opener. The scene where Jack and Victor staunchly agree to tell Winston to piss aff with regards to the boxing match before swiftly agreeing when asked always gets a chortle. My favourite character intro has to be Tam, but no there's no doubt the most memorable part of this episode is the whole wake scene - from the moment Jack walks in expressing his disappointment with the size of the flat, to the Vicar walking in to see what appears to be Victor pleasuring Jack and finally to the historic bogus gas man scene, the whole thing is superbly done. Here is a present from me to you:

I remember going to see Billy Connolly at the armadillo a few years back , opening night and tickets were scarce , think I ended up paying double the price through some tout site. Got there and the place was ram-packed as expected but was puzzled why the entire row behind me was empty. Then I noticed it was because Kenny Miller had bought the whole row so that him and his bird could sit in the middle of it undisturbed . What an utter f*cking c*nt.

David Bowie - TVC 15

But I like watching worldies.

Dave Edmunds - Sweet Little Lisa

Shut up martin

In the Truman show, did uneducated heathens wade in with misinformed, totally incorrect and frankly unwelcome opinions? If so, then yes, it is like the Truman show

I've been going to football matches since 1975. For the bulk of the 43 years since then I've been labouring under misapprehension that Rangers FC, both of them, were a vile, odious organisation with a deep rooted sectarianism running right through the organisation. It's only recently I've realised that they are in fact an improv comedy ensemble with a cast of thousands and I just didn't get the joke.

Sitting reading Rangers Media....

The title of the thread clearly states APPRECIATION. Your kind are not wanted here!

I'll fight to the death anyone who has a bad word against Lionel

DEAD AS A DODO FC ( 1873 - 2012 )

THE NEWCUNTO FC ( 2012 )

I'll always have a lot of love for Craig Moore, the smallest player we've ever had not called Dan, first on the scene to start trying to fight every c**t he could see. If anyone ever sees him tell him I'm due him a pint.

Any that clash with his annual Saga cruise.

This ‘We Deserve Better’ line... How is that? Half of your fans are glory hunters and a massive number are just sectarian bigots. All of your fans let your club die. You deserve absolutely f**k all

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43799449 Not quite Trump related but “Sandy Hook parents sue radio host Alex Jones for defamation”. I hope they leave this absolute c**t in the gutter. Imagine having a young child murdered then having to put up with this shit. An absolute vile excuse for a human being.