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Not necessarily. I’m sure, for example, many Finns are committed to Finland being a nation state. I’m sure many UK nationalists are committed to the UK being a nation state. I’m sure many French people are committed to France being a nation state. These people don’t need a White Paper to believe their country should be a normal, sovereign country. Why should Scots require extraordinary evidence that Scotland should be what most other countries in the world take for granted? Scotland is the exception amongst nations - surely it should be “unionists” who require (and provide) evidence that Scotland is unusual in being unable, unsuited, and unfitted to the international status quo. Surely they should require and provide evidence that Scotland in the twenty-first century, unlike most nations, needs decisions made for it by its larger neighbour; that Scotland, unlike most nations, is better served by having its sovereign parliament located outside of it, by a minority of representatives; that Scotland, unlike most nations, should have power devolved to it from elsewhere rather than having a parliament beholden to its own electorate with powers to be shared decided by that parliament. When pressed, many proponents of the UK seem to think the only evidence they require is that it has been this way since the 1700s.

Gay people are more into their amateur dramatics and socialising than committing crimes tbf.

"Shrine to Dead Burglar removed" Nope, it's still there...

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I am absolutely raging about the hypothetical person who defended the burglar. Can't believe that hypothetical person hypothetically said what they said. It's small wonder this country is going to the dogs.

Stick his body on a spike in the front garden as a warning to others.

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We're safe as houses boys. Absolute piss easy fixtures.

An agreement with Reagan very convenient, no chance. We had a fair bit of dialogue with him before we moved and this certainly didn’t seem the case. How can TJ come out with that one when A - he stated a few weeks ago he never seen this coming and B - it’s now 12 month since we began our move and he isn’t any further forward. Did he have explain a plan and strategy for the SJFA in joining the pyramid? The SFA, SPFL, it’s clubs and the LL have longed for a stronger pyramid and LL for years so Club 42 dropping out go into a 16 club competitive league, having Junior clubs part of the pyramid has been their wish all along. Scottish Cup places being taken away has even been spoken about for non compliance to the pyramid at all levels. The EOS havent canvassed anyone and I would definitely say they are closer to the SFA than TJ and the SJFA so know full well the lie of the land. To diss Club Licencing is going to do the SJFA and TJ no favours in his negotiating with the SFA, how is this not seen as progression for a football club. Hals is right though, clubs have a choice to weigh everything up by staying in the status quo or move to the pyramid.

'Nobody should go out burgling and not come home' Perhaps a temporary prison stint in between for being rubbish at it and getting caught.

And all the thanks Slipperys da got for fending off the burglars was a pillow sandwich a few years later. I think there’s a lesson for us all in there.

The point of a pyramid system is that clubs such as yours would end up playing in some sort of Fife/Fife & Lothians league, against existing Junior clubs plus possibly the likes of Burntisland and some of the leading amateur clubs from the area. The likes of West Calder and Harthill would have their own Central Scotland league or something similar. Both of these leagues would lie below some sort of East of Scotland League, which would then lie below the Lowland League (at least in the short term). Not every team in the pyramid has to have aspirations of playing in the SPFL.

Cannae do that! The poor guy's ill. However, I've given him the black mark of death in the league table so everyone knows to avoid him like, er, the plague.

Can the incumbents be trusted to manage 'Jexit'?

Clubs weren't instructed to do anything, they were invited - it was optional. But from what I've been told, given the hostility shown towards the EoS and the sheer arrogance of those at the 'top table', it was probably for the best that some clubs didn't attend. At least a commitment was made to join the pyramid - maybe not next season, or the season after that but the next one again - they'll do their best to try anyway. And don't even think about applying for a Club Licence because it's virtually impossible. Allegedly the SFA, Highland League and SoS are OUTRAGED at the East of Scotland league for canvassing clubs to join. Take home summary: More scaremongering, more vows, the Juniors are Better Together. Blackburn: Go for it - life is short, make the most of it!

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The South of Scotland League being where it is, unchanged, is an issue as I see it. It has a very small level of population and almost all its clubs are ran on an amateur basis. It has a third the population of Fife and Edinburgh. There is therefore more justification for Fife to have its own feeder or Edinburgh. What about Glasgow, 6 times bigger than D&G? A small rural league cannot fairly have such a share of the access to the LL.

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I'll have a bash. EGM - majority vote will prevail. If the survey result is accurate, it will pass. SFA - Regan leaving does not render any discussion irrelevant. He was representing the SFA not himself as an individual. The SFA will need to u-turn. East - the EoS can "resist" but the SFA makes the decision. Not in the gift of the EoS to prevent it. West - teams who don't want to sit at tier 6 drop to a level they are comfortable with. Those not keen on Pyramid accept the decision of the majority or shift to an alternative association. If the teams are going in as is, this isn't going to be a big deal. SoS = same as EoS. Seems they mostly don't want to be travelling to Glasgow anyway so probably welcome non integration. North - not the problem of the SJFA. A matter for the SFA and HFL to resolve because the tier 6 teams will need a pathway. North/East - not insurmountable. Potential to run a tier 6 north and a tier 6 south under the HFL same as for the LL. Teams not wanting to travel go to tier 7 or whatever level suits - same for every region of the country. Lowland - see above. They'll need to make it work because it's not their decision. Decision is solely that of the SFA. Juniors - majority rules as has consistently been the case. Like it or leave (kind of what Kelty did in reverse) or drop to a level you're happy at. Junior Cup and reinstatement are not big issues. I'd go as far as to say none of these are big issues for the SJFA. If the SFA is supportive of juniors in the Pyramid at tier 6, that's where they'll go. Like everything else in life it can be made to work and rationalised over time. Let's not be continually hooked up by the application deadlines for a different league. That lies at the heart of much of this now but only deals with a small number of clubs in a relatively narrow area. If the juniors are going in their top league teams will all start at the same level. If the SFA doesn't approve that, disregard all of this. If they do, it's all valid. In my very personal opinion.

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If they were that good at the tealeaves they should have seen this fucking thing coming.

I wonder if he ever said "Home Jeeves" when they were escaping after a job.

He might not have "deserved" to die but it was absolutely a consequence of his decision to commit the crime. No sympathy at all.

We don’t know the burglars personal circumstances. He could’ve been quite poor and desperate.

You forgot about the time ten years ago when they tried to turn themselves into a Rangers tribute act, bringing in puffing 'Rangers legends' to play in Clyde jerseys against Rangers' first team. https://www.clydefc.co.uk/match/report/642/ An absolutely vile institution then. Luckily they were punished with relegation at the end of that very campaign, followed immediately by another relegation to the fourth tier and permanent oblivion. While their big team was also punished with liquidation and death.

Everyone will have seen reports on the case of Henry Vincent, who was killed in a struggle after breaking into the home of Richard Osborn-Brooks, 78, in South London. Vincent, who had numerous convictions for burglary and other crimes, broke into Osborn-Brooks home and after a struggle died from stab wounds inflicted by a screwdriver that he had been using to threaten the homeowner. Osborn-Brooks was initially arrested but was released without charge following a police investigation. Vincent's alleged accomplice is still on the run following the incident. There's been some discussion about the legal aspects of this. A lot of people were outraged at Osborn-Brooks arrest but I think it was probably a bit overblown - the police have to investigate unnatural deaths, especially one like Vincent's and an arrest ensures that everyone knows where they stand. It looks as though the investigation showed that Osborn-Brooks acted within the law. However, since the incident, friends and family of Vincent have left numerous tributes in the street, which has left people in the street outraged - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43710526. There are some more details about the messages left here - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5595693/Neighbours-furious-shrine-dead-burglar-appears-outside-pensioner-Richard-Osborn-Brooks-home.html The relatives of Henry Vincent will obviously be grieving for him, he doesn't stop being a father, son, friend just because he committed a crime. Putting flowers and cards up right next to the house that he died while carrying out a violent robbery is wrong though - surely an appropriate place for this is at his grave. You see these shrines a lot nowadays - football tops, scarves, messages, close to where somebody dies aftera fight or a car crash. I think it's ghoulish and don't like them at all. A few years ago a young guy died in Inverness because he fell asleep drunk in a neighbours garden and froze to death. People left 'tributes' of bottles of Buckfast and crates of Tenants, the very stuff that got him killed in the first place! I think this performative grief and emotion really took off following Princess Diana dying. Have any P&Bers ever left anything at a tribute site? Have any P&Bers ever killed anyone who was burgling their house? Have any P&Bers ever been stabbed to death while robbing someone's house?

Since Lauchlan left EK I have absolutely no beef with them now other than the fact that they're a main rival. The Spartans twitter guy alone would make anybody feel this way. Makes cheeky comments and thinks he's hilarious when he's about as funny as a boot in the baws! Not to mention the years they tried to get us out of the SPFL. Ooooh the post match pint in the cafeteria might be the best one yet!

To cover a few things as a Montrose Roselea "expert" there has been little change in crowds since move North, they were sparse before and are still so. Like most small "Junior" clubs it is mainly Committee, parents of players and odd ex player and interested football neutral who makes the crowd up. For us 30-50 swelled by the occasional Hospitality which is near on impossible despite our magnificent reputation for doing so at a reasonable cost it has never kicked off due to lack of forward fixtures, We don't do YouTube highlights after our Committee shrunk and our Media youngster signed for Brechin Vics! Hence in 2008 our club bravely or stupidly put forward a proposal which would have seen the end of replays in the Scottish Cup Rounds 1-4 (see attached doc from then). This would have led to a very big potential for an almost full but not guaranteed fixture list. This was spoken against by a club who were "invited" by the top table to do so and basically ripped it to bits citing the "holy grail" of the SJC could not be blighted by this sacralise proposal. Spin forward 8 years after this and TJ himself mentioned it as a possibility and also spoke about dare I say summer football. In my opinion this would have gained the Junior grade so much professionalism in the terms of people would have a decent idea of future fixtures etc as well as doing away with long distances replays (Dunbar v Inverness two buses shared with little crowd) and creating interest in the early rounds (eg Gartcairn beat holders Auchinleck on penalties instead of being beaten 7-0 in a replay). Anyway what is done is done and we move on (or backwards). To forward that further and our proposal why is the 1st Round of the Cup not played in Sept when clubs have had 7-8 games under their belt and weather is better? In fact draw two rounds and be a month ahead (The World Cup does it!) Our club took a decision to move North and it was the right thing to do. As a club we are now struggling for a Committee and are not alone so are looking to groundshare with Montrose FC from season 2018-19 and it is a must for us to survive. A lot going on at Montrose FC and maybe no coincidence that the top team is doing well when you look at this http://www.linksparkct.org.uk/ 1400 people engaging with the Trust on a weekly basis from a population of 14,000. Massive work going on behind the scenes to make this work and Montrose Roselea want to be part of this as well as passing on our own great facility to the Amateur and Youth set ups in the town. My take on the Pyramid? Has been long overdue. I have always thought that without picking on a certain team (East Stirlingshire) that why did they deserve to retain their Senior status and the door should always be open for progressive clubs. My take on the perfect set up would be and afraid no numbers but pointers included Full Time SPFL (16 Teams would you believe have to be full time, 6,000 seated stadium) Benefits Dundee Utd, St Mirren, Morton etc would be in there and the League would be more open & less pressure to play youngsters (like the 1970s) and then the National Team would benefit by more players moving south to top clubs. Eg Morton sell a player to Championship club for £200,000, Teams would open up to open football and less pressure like current Premier League North and South- Processional Part Time Clubs- Brechin City, Stenhousmuir, Stranraer Elgin City, Berwick - Clubs P/T but based on North/ South Geography, Feed into SPFL but meet criteria or can refuse (at start of campaign) Regional- Professional P/T Clubs- Highland League/ Lowland Leagues but split by Geography again Regional Non Professional (Amateur which would include Montrose Roselea), Feeders to the Regional Non Professional Clubs Youth football (almost do away with Pro Youth but keep it for the elite.boys clubs being raped on talent aged 6-8 only for them to be dumped at 10! Let players play with their local clubs at least until 12 and then go to Pro Elite clubs through the week for training and play games like the old "S" signing basis. You learn a lot growing up with your peers I would add that promotion would be on a self certify basis and clubs should announce at the start of the season if they are willing or able to make the move and be to the standard or expected to be so by the end of the season so clubs know what they are playing for. And how do you make this happen? Everyone in a true Pyramid as their place and should be able to accept or reject promotion. You simply take all the clubs and their abilities/facilities and throw them in the air (seeded) but that does not guarantee they will land in the right place however that is what seems to be happening! It will all settle down but surely the powers that can be eg the SFA could have made it more organised? Away the Lea! 2008 AGM Proposal.pdf

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Whatever happens, a tier six of EoS, SoS, East juniors and West juniors would be absolutely ridiculous and should be avoided at all costs.

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Probably better asking this in the Juniors forum.

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Is this some kind of euphemism?

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I would like to see cove come up just for the dilemma it puts the HFL in. Do they stick with 17 teams or do they invite a team in? Cove going up might spark a bit of interest in some north juniors into thinking of taking a chance on moving over.

I wish people would stop spouting this nonsense. Look at the league table. Even if we lost all four of our remaining matches, Dumbarton need to win three of their four to overhaul us. The chances of both happening are on a par with Rangers fans admitting that their club died and that newco have never won a major trophy.

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This. I would expect that at the very least those who have applied and were in attendance last night would also be looking to attend the EoS meeting to compare and contrast, doing their due diligence on both options. Would be surprising if any of the clubs who have applied were swayed at this stage by only listening to one side of the debate. Perhaps suggests they weren't fully on board pre application to begin with and maybe looking for reasons to hold off. Which is fair enough I guess, but you'd hope that anyone applying had already looked at the pros and cons well in advance and had applied based on those, in which case the meetings don't really change anything.

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Sweet Jeeves and Vincent, Young and old and gone.

Some aberdonian tight arse postie just took the minus offer on the chase, cuntery of the highest order.

Apparently the Aberdeen set used Genuine Lego Bricks, I don't know whether they were able to source official Maroon bricks for this project. Serious builders seem to be into custom bricks from 3rd party suppliers, or even 3D printing them at home. A bit like boy racers with their custom car parts only less likely to kill themselves or other road users in a blazing ball of twisted steel.

Killed a wasp once that came in and tried to steal some sugar. I 'strongly advised' it to exit the house before bludgeoning it to death. Has been a few years now and thankfully the whole incident seems to have blown over without a sting in the tail.

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