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Anyone know if Celtic have agreed a deal with Morgan?

I can picture it now: the ball-boys carrying from the tunnel a 50ft banner of a handshake whilst fireworks arc over the stadium, the explosions filling the sky with the colours of these wonderful clubs. Players from the two sides warmly embrace in the tunnel as Lennon and Horn proudly look on, wiping single tears from each other's cheeks with club crest embroidered handkerchiefs. The camera pans round to reveal the fans all mixed together in the stands, each man, woman and child adorning half-and-half scarves, arms over each other's shoulders, swaying rhythmically as they belt out Savage Garden's 'Truly Madly Deeply'. For 90 minutes the ground is steeped in an unparalleled atmosphere of euphoric joy amidst a global climate of darkened uncertainty. As the fans file out, and the hugs and kisses flow, there's a palpable belief that maybe, just maybe, tomorrow will be ok.

Rumour has it they gave her the willies.

As a Bairns fan, I’ve seen a few shitey Chairman’s statements in my time but I genuinely had to check half-way through reading this that it wasn’t a spoof, such is the positively Rangers-esque level of profound dignity and lamentable syntax. Regardless of the rights or wrongs of the sentiment behind it I can only assume the Pars’ Chairman left one of his extra Fifer fingers resting a little too hard on the comma button of his keyboard. Makes Doug Henderson’s famous Brexit special read like Shakespeare by comparison.

What a fucking team. What a fucking fanbase.

Just brushed...............oh you handsome devil.......

Even in this disaster of a season, it's still all about the Bairns.

Dear Kris Boyd Get it right fucking up you, you stupid fat *** c**t.

It’s sad that it’s reached the stage where even the decent Falkirk fans on here are circling the wagons round the heads gone lunatics in an attempt to save face.

Kenny Mac in tears. Chris McLaughlin in tears. Derek Ferguson not got a clue what’s happening. Now in tears defending themselves about the amount of shite they’ve been spouting over the past few weeks.

Scott McKenzie - (If You're Going) To San Francisco

We all do.

Just remember, whenever it looks like Rangers have finally sorted themselves out there's always something hilarious round the corner. Very, very pleasing.

First Sunderland, now Rangers. McInnes is just a cock teasing wee flirt.

there are three people in that picture. black lives matter

That's about 3 times the crowd that the football team got in those days.

Maggie Bell - Suicide Sal

First election rally

C,S & N - Marrakesh Express

This seemed over priced when I found it earlier...

Och, may as well... - Souness. The c**t's c**t. Nasty, sneaky c**t on and off the pitch. Basically, the biggest c**t of all time. Radicalised blue bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - McCoist. Wore the OF Cloak of Overratedness as a player and has since proved himself to be a bile spouting, dangerous bigot of the highest order. Radicalised blue bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - Gordon Must Score Smith. Known worldwide for an embarrassing miss. Known in Scotland for being a bigot who unbelievably reached high office simply because he was a Rangers man, proving what every non-OF fan knows about how the Scottish game works. Radicalised blue bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - Mark Hately. Major bully that wore the OF Cloak of Referee Blindness to get away with murder because of who he played for. Thought he was God. Bigot promoter who had a stupid haircut and was also ugly. Could have been David Carradine's love child. Radicalised blue bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - Terry Butcher. Dirty b*****d that wore the OF Cloak of Referee Blindness to get away with murder because of who he played for. His managerial record is a major embarrassment to the Scottish game. Radicalised blue bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - Joey Barton. Absolute low life scum. A person who once stubbed a cigar out in a team mates eye, never forget. Classic blue bigot material. Despite his short time in Scottish football he is a radicalised blue bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - Scott Brown. Wears the dual OF Cloak of Overratedness and Referee Blindness to get away with murder because of who he plays for. His media position is yet to start. - Davie Provan. Makes a living out of talking down Scottish football. Radicalised green bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - Charlie Nicholas. Makes a living out of talking down Scottish football. Radicalised green bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. - Andy Walker. Makes a living out of talking down Scottish football. Radicalised green bigot who is indoctrinated with the 'only the Old Firm matter' lie and openly promotes it in the media. As others have said, cutting this down to 10 has not been easy.

Charley Pride - Is Anybody Goin' To San Antone?

The Avalanches - Do You Know The Way To San Jose

Julie Fowlis -Turas San Lochmor

No, Mr Venables, I have not. Those prison data packages aren't all they are cracked up to be.

Paul Brady - The Lakes Of Pontchartrain

December 7th: In an ode to today's date, we honour perhaps one of the greatest number 7's the game has ever known. The kind of exciting winger that box-office P&B poster and diddy-club supporter Francesc Fabregas would dedicate his life to, Pat Nevin is a man who relishes pressure. Standing at a diminutive 5ft6, Nevin started his senior career at the OKI. One could be forgiven for assuming that Nevin wouldn't have adapted to the rough and tough nature of the 1981-82 Second Division, which featured incredibly heavy cloggers such as Albion Rovers, Montrose and worst of all, Cowdenbeath. Yet, Nevin tore the division an arsehole bigger than Dick Campbell, winning the league and being named Division 2 Player of the Year. However, neither of those achievements were his most notable memories from that season. Pat came up against 4th placed Berwick Rangers no less than five occasions in that season, and despite having divisional dominance over all, Clyde only tasted victory once over the Black & Gold Army. Through those tough battles, Nevin established a true respect for Berwick, and suddenly his life goal became clear. After completing career in football, including spells at the likes of Chelsea and working for brands such as the BBC, Nevin settled down for a quiet life. Where did he choose to come live? I'm sure you can guess...

He'd have been all right if he'd pulled in to the side of the road first.

No doubts there... http://cokemachineglow.com/features/listravaganza-2005-top-ten-nonsense-michael-stipe-lyrics-from-early-rem-albums/

The bit in bold is how we do it.

Are you one of those people who can't read unless they read the words out loud?

Paul McCartney - Back In The USSR

Chrysta Bell & David Lynch - Back Seat

They’ve taken the breakup from you quite badly, especially as we see you on tv getting on with your lives and doing well. Expect some drunken middle of the night Falkirk texts over the festive period begging you to come back to The Championship.

McInnes has been a good manager for us, but if he wants the Rangers job - and I think it's now pretty obvious that he does - I'd rather we just got it over and done with as soon as possible, allowing us to move forward and appoint a successor with new ideas who genuinely wants to be at this club. Although I do slightly worry about our hierarchy being trusted with appointing a new manager.

David Bowie - Rock n Roll Suicide

Jack Ross has the best knitwear collection in Scottish football. You could picture him driving to training in the classic Dons-tactic red and white S&H Gran Torino too.

The Clash - Rock The Casbah

MAH KULTYUR

Yardbirds - Train Kept A Rollin' https://youtu.be/0y078n95ApA

Grateful Dead - Casey Jones

Lying in bed drinking a can of Tennents, watching Trainspotting 2 and only an hour and a half until I turn 36. What a time to be alive.

Of course. You won’t be McArthur’s biggest fan, since he’s quick to condemn racist c***s like yourself.

I'm sure the extra fiver will come in handy. Enjoy.