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Putting out hints could make it look like you're fucking her around after saying no, I'd say go straight in and be honest that you said no without thinking and you'd actually like to take her up the farter out for dinner.

Leave her to find a man who isn't a complete fucking fanny scared of his own shadow.

Well I'm a dad now. Baby was born 6 days ago under fairly traumatic circumstances but things have settled since. My wife went through 60 hours of labour (30 hours of which in hospital) before they took an emergency decision to have a c-section as the baby's heart rate had started to drop (they think due to exhaustion after such a long labour!) We are home now and things are going quite well but it has been very tough on my wife who is still recovering from surgery plus our baby is now cluster feeding (the 145th new term I've learned in the last few months) which means he is constantly needing fed at the most ungodly hours of the night. Worried she is already totally exhausted by the whole thing and hopefully it will get a little better. I've been doing as much as I can around the house and trying to be as helpful as I can but at this early stage I do feel so sorry for her as she is basically a machine keeping baby alive and there's only so much I can do. I'm off work for another week and I really hope that by that time things are a bit more settled. I've enjoyed reading through this thread as an observer and found much of the information and many of the stories incredibly helpful. Our son is amazing and it is difficult to describe how much love we feel for him.

Sorry. Maybe we should ask Div to make a pure dead serious sub forum. BTW it wasn't a pisstake it was my serious advice. 1 she made first move and you bottled it 2 chance to rectify it again today and you bottled it 3 you still don't have the nuts or intelligence to say something along lines of " you know what you caught me off guard the other day, came as a bit of a surprise but I would love to go for a drink if you are still up for it" So my serious non piss take advice is she could do better.

God I sounded like mumsnet!

Will be devasted if that disgusting Tory grass tries to get me sacked from my job. Just in case he does though, I'm currently employed as Caretaker Manager of the Scotland national football team.

Carry on Concentration Camping

Always a bit torn on this subject. Yes, the rights of the working man are important but I found all these revolutionaries to be a bit scruffy. My ideal coup would have the commies providing the idealism but the fascists in charge of the dress code.

100 years to the day that the Absolut Bois staged arguably the most significant coup in world history. How are you all celebrating the lads who gave you an 8 hour working day, the weekend and the minimum wage and stopped the threat of Nazism in Europe? I'm planning on staging a coup of my workplace later on today. A recent poll of millennials found that more of them would rather live under socialism or communism, than capitalism. Is the Great Satan under threat from commie loving children? https://www.google.co.uk/amp/amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/nov/4/majority-millennials-want-live-socialist-fascist-o/ Has any P&Ber overthrew a 1000 year old ancien regime? Has any P&Ber waged war on the decadent capitalist system? Or are we all capitalist dogs doomed to chasing individual wealth at the expense of the collective good? PS: Young Stalin or Young Trotsky? Would you?

I recall Boyd on the radio (the season before he went back to Ibrox) and he was quite mild-mannered. Since he returned to Kilmarnock and been allowed to do media work again, he's obviously observed Sutton getting a few decent gigs and tried to copy his style. Not sure he's brave enough to tackle too much when it comes to upsetting the weegie duo's support, so he's decided to target the bigger east coast clubs in Hearts and Aberdeen for his initial vitriol. To claim it's utterly ludicrous that the captain and most consistent player for the club that have been runners-up for three seasons, second in everything last season, and have managed to play a few European games more than the norm, is worthy of a squad place in the national team, is a strange one. Essentially he's either trying too hard to be controversial, or genuinely feels the domestic league in Scotland, where he earns a living, is utter garbage - thus is it even worthwhile having him on the radio to give an opinion about it.

The wife says to go up to the girl the morn and tell her you said no cause you were skint, or that you were nervous because you really like her.

In 8th place with 35 points and 5 first place votes we have perhaps the ultimate definition of the dismissive phrase "forgotten but not gone." We've seen several entries here of posters long since lost to the mists of time. We have some who persist through aliases and some who persists through reputation alone. Nearly every banned user still remembered would be happy to hear that they're still hated on a Scottish football forum several years after they last visited. I personally have no doubt that this particular forum-ruining Smurn fan would be giddy at the thought of me writing these words. As with Zen, there were several succinct reasons given for his inclusion: "Specifically a c**t." "Made so many threads unreadable with his continual failure to accept that he could ever be wrong." "Turned misc football section into unreadable pish" "no reason would BE SPECIFIC enough. I'd expect more of a Glasgow Academy pupil LSE professor human being." It's almost a shame that his old sparring partner H_B was voted so much earlier. It's definitely a shame that neither are around anymore, because the rage that would have resulted from one being remembered so much more than the other would have gone some way towards compensating for the misery they inflicted upon the rest of us. While @Supras had the distinct whiff of someone who genuinely had problems with the way he would belabour every point going, it was impossible to feel any sympathy. Who could forget the way he resolutely declared Mario Balotelli would be world class before being unable to accept he was wrong when it was pointed out to him a few years later? Who could forget his inexplicable claim he was a lecturer at the London School of Economics? Who could forget him turning up to P&B fives and nobody liking him? Who? Be specific, now. Supras was finally put out of our misery after following Dee Man around the forum in the wake of the Ched Evans sentence acquittal, calling him a rape apologist at every opportunity. While this was the final tipping point I'm sure a legacy built up over the years made it a very easy decision. He briefly returned as the character Withnail, and some thought he was that extremely angry person who appeared in the run-up to the independence referendum. Whether he's here now or not is irrelevant as his frequent desire for people to BE SPECIFIC lives on long in his absence. I'm also to believe he was responsible for the frequent use of "meight" which evolved into P&B's regular use of "m8," so I suppose there's a little good in everyone. Either way, Supras posted a lot. Generally on his favourite subject: Himself, or his own obsessive viewpoints on literally anything. The forum's discourse is much richer for having lost him, but it's been two years and he's still here. Really.

No 1 - Yup you have voted and the results have now been verified! The winner of 2015's Worst Poster is.........8Mile!! I'd write something funny but as P&B's favourite keyboard warrior, Sweet Pete said ' I wish someone funny did this'

From today's Daily Record.

I can see a flaw in that statement.

Imagine how fat Boyd will get when he does stop playing.

WE ARE ALL NEIL LENNON

Neil Young - It's A Dream

That's great news for Froxy and great news for the club. It's a real shame he's injured and can't take part. If he gets called up to the next squad I'm switching nationalities and going full Cypriot. Beard, hair, tan the lot.

Blood, Sweat & Tears - And When I Die

Supertramp - Bloody Well Right

Boyd chose not to represent his country. His opinion is irrelevant.

126 deaths in the UK from terrorism in the last 17 years. You can post all the graphs you want but you're just a grubby little racist.

DeeTillEhDeh is the most understated yer da on this forum and fair play it's some performance.

The likes of Ann Budge and Willie Miller who like to pontificate on what we should do with the lower leagues, about which they know nothing, need to shut the f**k up.

Just been reading through the last couple of pages and would like to change my nominations. 1 JMo 2 JMo 3 JMo 4 JMo 5 JMo

Just popped in here and had a chuckle reading through the 1st 3 pages then turns out the OP is 14 or am I missing something?? Should someone at that age not be chasing the birds, playing football or at the very least wanking into a sock to the glory that is pornhub? Not posting on a forum frequented by us middle aged men with nothing better to do than ridicule each other?

Taiwo and Sibbald are our two best central midfielders imo. Having them fit again will make a big difference, not that I am remotely concerned we will finish in the bottom two

Cringey as f**k bootlicking from Daryl Broadfoot tonight as he tried to utter discredit that survey that said everyone thinks the SFA and SPFL are untrustworthy. It was a horrible slimy performance from him, full of snidey underhanded comments and delivered in the manner of a snobbish p***k. What an absolute c**t

Supras was an awful poster and I have no doubt, an awful human being.

Jimi Hendrix - Killing Floor

You start a thread like this then have a go at someone for taking the piss? Get a fucking grip. Every reply on here should be taking the piss. I hope you ask her out and she very publicly turns you down. I hope it drains your confidence so much that you never have the nerves to go out with another girl/woman, have a lonely miserable life and die sad and alone. Let us know how you get on.

Wind down the windows and stick the radiator on full blast.

Agreed. You can call me Theodoros Moonsteropoulos. Or The Moonster for short.

It’s weird. I don’t think I’ve come away from a game thinking we’ve looked hopeless. Yet here we are, bottom of the league. Think this game might be make or break for a lot of people re: McCann. Here’s hoping we pull through.

According to the ever reliable wikipedia, the last Dumbarton player to be capped (for Ireland) was Harry Chatton in the early 1930's. Link here The last Scotland cap while at Dumbarton was William Thomson in 1898, again according to wiki, which is reasonably up to date as it was last edited in August.

Tangerine Dream - The Big Sleep In Search Of Hades

The team is fine, let’s just get rid of Hutton

Bob Dylan - Blood In My Eyes

Could Blast Orchestra - Mixed Blood

To be fair to him it's not just Falkirk threads he fills up. He is consistently on a lot of threads. P&B is obviously a big, big part of the guys social life. He could be getting up to worse things.

He has a really big job on his hands but in my opinion he will get it right.

Another thread clogged with POTMs shite patter. How exciting.

Agree with most of that. If also say that there's no need to go to the last 15 minutes of the commentary game on FM after Off the Ball, with the possible exception of it being a very close, tense finale. The last 2 weeks listening from 2 o'clock has meant commentary of the game already on 810 MW then chat about that game, leaving only 15-20 minutes to discuss the rest of the games. Get the Open All Mikes reporters giving out team lines or interviews with the managers instead please. Then after the games, a wee round up at full time but after 5 o'clock when most folk are back in their cars/busses get a proper round up of the Premiership games and at least one or two Championship games (They even used to have a "featured game" in Leagues One and Two with a reporter at a game usually including the league leaders or a team with a new manager or whatever) rather than talking about Rangers or Celtic, or even worse, spending about 15 mins talking about the lunchtime game they've already talked about and whose fans won't actually be listening any more! Used to always enjoy the Highland League round up and if they could do the Lowland League as well that would be imcredible (albeit now we are in fantasy land). Have the round up/interviews etc on until 6 (or just before, with a news and other sport round up - rugby, golf, whatever) then do Off the Ball after the news. That would also allow Stuart, Tam and their guests to watch the entire game they are at rather than have Tam leave Fir Park midway through the second half or Andy Barrowman miss three goals like yesterday. I don't think any of that is too outrageous, expensive to do or challenging logistically either.

I think the same thing about Monkey Tennis posts.

I almost exclusively post at work these days. Never let your job get in the way of P&B. edit realise I may have confused some Falkirk fans - A job is a paid position of regular employment.

Just found a picture of the slightly more successful brother of @Im_Rodger

Leash we forget

Found in the toilets of Stirling Uni last week...