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I couldn't give a f**k, I just don't want you getting in the way.

Why would anyone care? You're an arsehole under this username. I'm sure you're an arsehole under that one too.

Be interesting to see what happens if Hutton goes up against Gavin Reilly. It could be like the Large Hadron Collider, the two talent vacuums creating some sort of black hole.

This place used to be a safe haven from the dullards who populate Wearethistle and Facebook. Not anymore.

It's a popular children's comic mate. Originally from France.

Saw one of the most ridiculous cases of manspreading I've ever seen yesterday - business-looking guy attempting to occupy three seats on the 18.21 Glasgow Central-Newton by almost sitting side-on with the obilgatory broadsheet newspaper accessory. Just breezed past him to grab the window seat; as an added bonus I managed to stand on his foot an absolute beauty.

The only sensible conclusion from all of this is that McCann is planning to somehow surgically attach McPake and Meekings since they each have one working knee and name him/it Jamosh Meekpake.

Klamgers joined the forum july 12th...

^VL

Calling it now - non-stop Stokes rumours and updates for the rest of the window - Press confence called, much excitement had - Some Moldovan huddy announced on a free

Just held the door for Ryan Christie in the post office. He acknowledged me. #nobigdeal #mateswiththeplayers

Him not signing for us is genuinely as good as an actual signing.

Tynecastle is at it's loudest when we're booing feckless Greeks off the park for being 4-0 down to Hamilton at half time, and you can take that to the bank.

Dumbarton seem to be the exception to most rules, so I'm not passing judgement.

Behave. Another jobbing midfielder with no flair or positive intent is absolutely not what we need.

Look at? No: he swims in it, Scrooge McDuck-style.

The Dons are fairly paying us back for the wilderness years. That was something special last night for all of us. Here and at home. I want to lovingly stroke Derek Mcinnes' beard.

Get those tugging arms ready lads - Habran has started following the official St Johnstone twitter page as well as the number one St Johnstone news twitter page. #AnnounceHabran

Long time lurker 1st time poster..I believe that macallister was touted for a move to rangers when his contract ran out...we offered him a one year deal which he delayed signing due to alleged interest for the rangers ...we got fed up waiting and withdrew the offer.

YAAASS, first opportunity.

Another Lith joining? We trying to become the yams?!? Lololololol amirite? Lennon also says we've made Stokes a very, very good offer.

I once held the door open for Shay Logan at Union Square once, he said "f**k Celtic"...good lad.

I can't help but feel this utterly fascinating chat about your no doubt extra chromosomed family would be better suited to the Jeremy Kyle Show rather than a thread regarding Edinburgh's establishment club, Henke. Pls, f**k off m8.

If only his parents had got off at Paisley.

Pros: £90k or so 3,000 seething, malnourished ginger mutants standing in the rain after their fellow fans forged tickets Cons: £90k or so of damages 3,000 seething, malnourished ginger mutants leathering ball boys, pie stand employees and stewards Utterly tragic 11th century sing songs The smell THE CONS HAVE IT, LADS.

A mixture of preferring our stadium to have as many as of our fans as possible and general disdain of Celtic fans probably why.

Thought I'd do a little twitter search on our new signing - kind of wish i hadn't bothered tbh.

I fired up the Tinder when I was in Lithuania. Had a much better success rate than back home and every last woman to a man was a honey. One morning in my hotel, I went down for breakfast feeling rather tender (from booze, not sex). It was so busy I had to sit beside some old fat Swedish guy who was bragging about having his business in Lithuania cos you could pay peanuts for staff and learning the language was for muppets. He suggested we go for whiskies after breakfast. I declined. He then suggested whiskies after lunch. Desperate to avoid him, I told him I'd a date later... he asked how since I'd only been in the country 48 hours (but really cos he could see I'm an ugly b*****d). I tried to explain about Tinder and he demanded I set it up for him. Sigh. So I helped him set up a FB and a Tinder account. When I asked him for his DOB so people would know how old he was, he told me to stick down that he was born in 1980. I told him in a roundabout way that a blind simpleton would know that he was at least 50. Next, we had to put the age and distance range for his matches... he cast the net far and wide with 18-60 and 100km. So finally he was ready to start swiping and I could make my excuses. First profile - a 11/10 wid - 19 years old who listed her profession as "model" and I have no reason to disbelieve her. He declared "Yes. She is very nice. I will go out with her", and swiped right with gusto. And then he just sat there expectantly, as if she was going to waltz through the door and offer him his hole there and then.

I liked JMac but anyone who gets married at a football stadium, never mind fucking Ibrox is OFTW and we were correct to get rid.

Been racking my brain all afternoon as to what this reminded me of. Then it dawned on me.

i dinny even care if he ends up doing nothing, just sign him and let him rim his bird on the pitch if he wants

When yo wife opens up Instagram and shows you Nacho Novo in a Dumbarton training top

Dundee is Dark Blue and always has been. Any United fan (of there is very few) has broke away from family tradition of following the Dark Blues. Dundee fans cover 95% of the City. We then have the Goths outside the Auld Steeple, the 4J's, Carseview, Primary 3/4s who fell for Cerzniaks treble call whilst still young and underried and the Womans Knitting club of the West End which is dominated with Tangerines. Thank you.

I haven't yet made up an imaginary text friend to use in a point scoring exercise but i am only 30 so theres still time to go.

Stokes officially released by Blackburn. Come home, Tony. *** slaying legend.

Celtic have announced our season tickets have sold out again. Tremendous news.

If there is an election any time soon it will be dominated by the Brexit issue. Corbyn's position on Europe will come under a great deal more scrutiny; as things stand his position on the EU is no more credible than the Tory one. That would hopefully be exposed.

Kate Bush - Big Sky

f**k sake.

I also get far too easily annoyed by others on trains. At Lochwinnoch yesterday 5 nursery girls got on with 10 wee toddlers who sat near me. It could've been a recipe for disaster but they were all wee angels as they were shattered after a day trip to the nature reserve place and the girls were struggling to keep them awake till their stop at Paisley where they waved to everyone on the way off. Apologies for the lack of cuntishness in that wee story.

Nobody should go out for a day on the veldt and not come home.

That and preferring to hear as little sectarian bile as possible over 90 minutes.

Our 3 way date will lead to one thing and one thing only x

Is it noticeable that the parcel was hiding under my doormat earlier on today?

This was Commons 2 days ago. Reckon he'll be on the bench for the Thistle game.

I hope your user name isn't inspired by this incident.