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This scandal doesn't mean you can pipe up BoredomGuy.

They mustn't have done a stock take then.

I'll be having the cash back, its going to Cats Protection.

@Elixir

In this case it's not goody goody. It's condemning people mocking the disabled. That's just basic decency.

What are you doing in here you disgrace to society. 20 minutes before your team plays and you're on the big teams forum. Think about that you wee f**k.

I think Callachan as captain is a great move, obviously. Another blow to those who give him abuse week in week out. Must really stick in their craw to see a homegrown player come right through the youth system to captain the side.

I don't think it was a shambles though, everything seemed smooth and well organised apart from the final payment getting to the club. This shouldn't stop it happening in future. I'm happy to take control of next seasons sponsorship as I am a trustworthy guy with the club's best interests at heart. Email your card number, bank account, sort code, place of birth and 3 digit security number to girfuyyougulliblecunt@naeluck.com. Eta: Mothers maiden name and place of birth please.

What's yer ex's number?

Sounds like a good idea Liam! We could sponsor Darren O Dea and he could have "O'Dea Dee Dee" on his top!

Have yourself a seat and we'll bring you a complimentary line of ching.

Fucking too right i'll be giving her shite.

Her: "That's Keira got her kitten" Me: "Who the f**k's Keira?"

Why don't we see if the club would let us sponsor a 'Dee Dee' shirt? I'm sure they'd be up for that. Would put this whole sorry mess behind us, give the club some dosh while remembering one of P&B's good guys. Thoughts?

£425 eh? That must of been around your day rate in Iraq. What an absolute cock you are, taking folks hard earned cash for so long, those small instalments might of not made any difference to your life "money bags" however its a lot of cash to some folk, but either way, its not your fucking money. You are an embarrassment to your fellow Dee's and have ruined any trust for similar things in the future. c**t.

OFTW.

Never mind the end of August get it fucking done now.

Looking forward to it. I haven't exactly hid my feelings on here about Fifes Finest. Bunch of middle-aged mind-cripples.

The sooner these utter cretins stop attending games the better, 4 minutes into the season today and they were hurling abuse at Lennox before switching their attention to the disabled United fans. Everything about that group is embarrassing and they should do us all a favour and stay in the pub on a Saturday where they clearly belong.

The last time we lost a penalty shoot out at Livingston, we went on to win the league. Just saying.

I think you owe everyone interest in addition to the money you have stole - what a scumbag move to do to fellow supporters (who will now not trust people for fund raisers etc)

So desperate that you disappear for the better part of a year, appearing a couple of times to say you'll pay the money back, and then suddenly reappear again when people say they might take things further. A touch suspicious, Deefiant, I must say. As much as I've joked about it, I hope the people out of pocket get their money back.

*their

I think it really is too soon for folk to be declaring what our best XI looks like, especially considering the number of regulars we have been forced to replace over a relatively short period of time. I hope and believe that Árnason will be a good signing and will improve our defence, but we haven't even seen him play a single minute in this team yet. As for the players who made their competitive debuts on Thursday, it is too early to judge how they will perform given time: Mackay-Steven had promising moments but struggled for an end product, Tansey had a strong first half but a more subdued second, Maynard didn't make a big impression but didn't have long, and Stewart had some nice touches. As for the old-timers, they will also require time to adjust to their new teammates. It is too early to start calling for Considine to be dropped, for example. Considine was excellent last season, but he will have to adjust to not having Hayes and McGinn's defensive efforts to call upon. He had a decent first half on Thursday, but struggled when he was more exposed in the second. He, like other players, will need time to adjust to the summer additions - and that will require some patience from the fans.

Deefiant you should post your address and phone number and let every c**t come round for their cash. Be a fucking man ffs. You are a big laddie man the f**k up so fucking what if you lost your job and burd.

Worst thing about this is the c**t has the cheek to show up with Paul Hartley on his Avatar.

This should not be news.

Full body minter shouldn't cover it. You were a regular poster and then chose to disappear for a year with our money. I would rather the money goes to Dens youth than receive anymore communication with you. If you want a little more, why not register yourself as a charity and get gift aid from my contribution ! Now that would be REAL scamming. As I suggest, Tannadice is the place for you.

A few United fans giving it the patter about us having a parent club last season. One transfer window later and they're trying to sign everyone we get rid of

.. is the correct answer. I've been to Perth a few times over the last few months for work stuff, training courses etc and it's gone massively downhill in the last 15 years or so. Peak Perth awfulness arrived when I had to go to a training course at the Mercure Hotel in May, an utter bin within a general shithole. Dreadful. However most of it north of Crieff is generally glorious.

Announce AWOOOGA soon

The league tables are coming right now because I was missing Deej's scores that could have proved instrumental (as it turned out, they were shite and they didn't). The timings were moved to facilitate the play-offs. And the idea that I've become a power hungry megalomaniac is an affront to the game. Therefore, I've decided to punish all dissenters with a yellow card. Further dissension may possibly result with a trip to the gulags. Here's your leagues. MSU pips it from WRK on QD. Eednud narrowly avoided a yellow card but can't avoid relegation with BIK. Alang1993 is in the play-off Scotfree didn't take kindly to being relegated and has rocketed straight back at the first time of asking, along with Helpma. And lo-and-behold, that dribbling simpleton Welshbairn has proven that even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. At the other end, Supermik's down, and it's incredibly close between 3 teams, but in the end, LiviLion stays up on QD, Ross is in the play-offs again and down goes Dyl. And in the BHL, pleslie pops straight back up, SlipperyP has a fine late run to take 2nd, and madwullie is in the play-offs. So it's the play-.... @alang1993 vs @welshbairn and @Ross. vs @madwullie ... due to disability laws in this country, I have to set a question that even a shambling moron like Welshbairn can have a stab at... so the question is... The Burgh of Stranraer is celebrating which anniversary this year? Answers on a PM to me by Monday at 1152 (BST).

Her wi the kitten. f**k sake. You never listen.

I've been really pleased with how Harris has started. A player of that style plays on confidence so the longer this run goes for him the better he will get. Let's ALL get behind him and the rest of the squad. COYB.

Just as well that appearance doesn't stop him playing in competitions England then eh?

I'm new on this forum. Saw previous discussions on defunct clubs. I played for Caberfeidh FC in 1968-71 - started as the village welfare team and, being so successful, joined the juniors in 1971, wearing red and black stripes. Gradually found their feet and won their league in 1980's but, as usual in the junior leagues, the best players moved on to bigger things and the club folded soon after. Played in New Elgin [the Free State] at Doocot Park and was a genuine local team at the start with all players from the village. The park is still there looking great and the ex-players still have re-unions to share great memories. I have many of the original statistics etc.

You drew, we beat them and finished below you. How is that even possible1?

The shirt sponsorship was a great idea, now its totally fucked, because of one individual, also I would like to know whats going to happen with Dee Dee's* cash. *RIP.

Dropped from the RotW team? Feck this, I'm off to join the breakaway World Quiz Super League Championship

f**k off.

Thought O'Hara again looked really good off the bench, very lively and unlucky not to score a couple of times. Encouraging to see Houston bring him on in front of Shepherd.

Hate to be critical as he has been a good servant but Kerr is looking like the auld boy who turns up at 5's every week and only gets a game to make up the numbers.

What I want to know is why she's his ex now. The story must be fucking good to take a year out of P&B.