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  1. This scandal doesn't mean you can pipe up BoredomGuy.
    22 points
  2. They mustn't have done a stock take then.
    16 points
  3. 15 points
  4. I'll be having the cash back, its going to Cats Protection.
    14 points
  5. I remember telling an ex girlfriend that I quite liked Sophie Ellis Bextor, can't remember the context. Months pass and on my birthday she gets me 2 tickets to see Bextor in concert which was at the height of her fame and about £25 each. Didn't have the heart to tell her I probably meant Bextor was an unconventional Wid and ended up sitting through a 2 hour concert of shite noughties pop
    12 points
  6. In this case it's not goody goody. It's condemning people mocking the disabled. That's just basic decency.
    10 points
  7. What are you doing in here you disgrace to society. 20 minutes before your team plays and you're on the big teams forum. Think about that you wee f**k.
    10 points
  8. I think Callachan as captain is a great move, obviously. Another blow to those who give him abuse week in week out. Must really stick in their craw to see a homegrown player come right through the youth system to captain the side.
    10 points
  9. I don't think it was a shambles though, everything seemed smooth and well organised apart from the final payment getting to the club. This shouldn't stop it happening in future. I'm happy to take control of next seasons sponsorship as I am a trustworthy guy with the club's best interests at heart. Email your card number, bank account, sort code, place of birth and 3 digit security number to [email protected] Eta: Mothers maiden name and place of birth please.
    9 points
  10. What's yer ex's number?
    9 points
  11. Sounds like a good idea Liam! We could sponsor Darren O Dea and he could have "O'Dea Dee Dee" on his top!
    8 points
  12. Have yourself a seat and we'll bring you a complimentary line of ching.
    8 points
  13. Fucking too right i'll be giving her shite.
    8 points
  14. Her: "That's Keira got her kitten" Me: "Who the f**k's Keira?"
    8 points
  15. Why don't we see if the club would let us sponsor a 'Dee Dee' shirt? I'm sure they'd be up for that. Would put this whole sorry mess behind us, give the club some dosh while remembering one of P&B's good guys. Thoughts?
    7 points
  16. £425 eh? That must of been around your day rate in Iraq. What an absolute cock you are, taking folks hard earned cash for so long, those small instalments might of not made any difference to your life "money bags" however its a lot of cash to some folk, but either way, its not your fucking money. You are an embarrassment to your fellow Dee's and have ruined any trust for similar things in the future. c**t.
    7 points
  17. The big man was coo tipping at 6am, Killie skelping at 8pm.
    7 points
  18. Never mind the end of August get it fucking done now.
    7 points
  19. Total hardmen there,. Beating up a pregnant woman.
    7 points
  20. Apparently there's this thing called "the internet", I think it's a new thing, especially in East Ayrshire, I've heard you can buy things from it...things that you may not necessarily find in shops.
    7 points
  21. I think you absolutely can tell if you compare that to last seasons efforts against weaker teams. We were quick, moved the ball on the ground and for 75 minutes looked like we could score every time we attacked. Last season was like the last 15 minutes for me. Sloppy in possession and lacking in concentration at the back. Excellent start. Best performers Gallacher, Taiwo, Loy and Austin. My MoM was Harris though. Quick, direct, two footed and scored a good goal to boot.
    6 points
  22. Looking forward to it. I haven't exactly hid my feelings on here about Fifes Finest. Bunch of middle-aged mind-cripples.
    6 points
  23. The sooner these utter cretins stop attending games the better, 4 minutes into the season today and they were hurling abuse at Lennox before switching their attention to the disabled United fans. Everything about that group is embarrassing and they should do us all a favour and stay in the pub on a Saturday where they clearly belong.
    6 points
  24. The last time we lost a penalty shoot out at Livingston, we went on to win the league. Just saying.
    6 points
  25. Rescuing a sub-par group of players and management week after week for a second season running is hardly going to make Dobbie feel glad to be back here. We supporters owe it to that man to show him a lot of love week after week this year. We are blessed to have him in our team.
    6 points
  26. Interesting to note John Mason (Won't be back till Goodwillie's gone) is in attendance today.
    6 points
  27. I think you owe everyone interest in addition to the money you have stole - what a scumbag move to do to fellow supporters (who will now not trust people for fund raisers etc)
    6 points
  28. So desperate that you disappear for the better part of a year, appearing a couple of times to say you'll pay the money back, and then suddenly reappear again when people say they might take things further. A touch suspicious, Deefiant, I must say. As much as I've joked about it, I hope the people out of pocket get their money back.
    6 points
  29. I'd rather bring my entire family back to life then watch them burn alive in a house fire for a second time than join you for a pint.
    6 points
  30. Griffiths is an unreal WUM. Fair play to the bloke.
    6 points
  31. I think it really is too soon for folk to be declaring what our best XI looks like, especially considering the number of regulars we have been forced to replace over a relatively short period of time. I hope and believe that Árnason will be a good signing and will improve our defence, but we haven't even seen him play a single minute in this team yet. As for the players who made their competitive debuts on Thursday, it is too early to judge how they will perform given time: Mackay-Steven had promising moments but struggled for an end product, Tansey had a strong first half but a more subdued second, Maynard didn't make a big impression but didn't have long, and Stewart had some nice touches. As for the old-timers, they will also require time to adjust to their new teammates. It is too early to start calling for Considine to be dropped, for example. Considine was excellent last season, but he will have to adjust to not having Hayes and McGinn's defensive efforts to call upon. He had a decent first half on Thursday, but struggled when he was more exposed in the second. He, like other players, will need time to adjust to the summer additions - and that will require some patience from the fans.
    5 points
  32. Worst thing about this is the c**t has the cheek to show up with Paul Hartley on his Avatar.
    5 points
  33. This should not be news.
    5 points
  34. Full body minter shouldn't cover it. You were a regular poster and then chose to disappear for a year with our money. I would rather the money goes to Dens youth than receive anymore communication with you. If you want a little more, why not register yourself as a charity and get gift aid from my contribution ! Now that would be REAL scamming. As I suggest, Tannadice is the place for you.
    5 points
  35. It's been a long summer, easy to forget the terminology! Looking forward to our first big face-off of the season. As long as Dobbie can get in amongst the trys I think we stand a good chance in the Ryder Cup.
    5 points
  36. Can I send him some money? Anybody got his new Paypal account? Who we sponsoring this year? I suggest Calum Melville.
    5 points
  37. A few United fans giving it the patter about us having a parent club last season. One transfer window later and they're trying to sign everyone we get rid of
    5 points
  38. .. is the correct answer. I've been to Perth a few times over the last few months for work stuff, training courses etc and it's gone massively downhill in the last 15 years or so. Peak Perth awfulness arrived when I had to go to a training course at the Mercure Hotel in May, an utter bin within a general shithole. Dreadful. However most of it north of Crieff is generally glorious.
    5 points
  39. The league tables are coming right now because I was missing Deej's scores that could have proved instrumental (as it turned out, they were shite and they didn't). The timings were moved to facilitate the play-offs. And the idea that I've become a power hungry megalomaniac is an affront to the game. Therefore, I've decided to punish all dissenters with a yellow card. Further dissension may possibly result with a trip to the gulags. Here's your leagues. MSU pips it from WRK on QD. Eednud narrowly avoided a yellow card but can't avoid relegation with BIK. Alang1993 is in the play-off Scotfree didn't take kindly to being relegated and has rocketed straight back at the first time of asking, along with Helpma. And lo-and-behold, that dribbling simpleton Welshbairn has proven that even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. At the other end, Supermik's down, and it's incredibly close between 3 teams, but in the end, LiviLion stays up on QD, Ross is in the play-offs again and down goes Dyl. And in the BHL, pleslie pops straight back up, SlipperyP has a fine late run to take 2nd, and madwullie is in the play-offs. So it's the play-.... @alang1993 vs @welshbairn and @Ross. vs @madwullie ... due to disability laws in this country, I have to set a question that even a shambling moron like Welshbairn can have a stab at... so the question is... The Burgh of Stranraer is celebrating which anniversary this year? Answers on a PM to me by Monday at 1152 (BST).
    5 points
  40. The wife and I had lunch a few years back in a cafe in Verona and witnessed a dour, Russian c**t complain loudly about his portion size. The Manager dealt politely with him and a mound of pasta that would have choked a horse was produced, along with two very mean looking waiters who stood in attendance until the blowhard had finished it. By that point it had become a spectator sport for everyone but his poor wife.
    5 points
  41. The whataboutery king. You're a horrible wee b*****d. Nobody has said anything about what Linfield or Celtic fans have been singing the entire thread. Everyone has been on about the fact a fucking glass bottle was launched at Leigh Griffiths heed. Along with countless other missiles. You come on giving it 'aye but I heard a few muffled add ons in the Celtic symphony, disgrace!!!!!!!!!!' Gtf.
    5 points
  42. It's very rare you encounter a club supported by bigger cretins than Celtic but Linfield have somehow pulled it out the bag. What a bunch of absolute fucking scumbags.
    5 points
  43. Just as you mention Rangers pubs, I had dealings with one such arsehole. I remember about 12 years ago, I went on my first holiday with my partner, her daughter and her daughter's wee friend who were both about 14 at the time. We went to Amadores in Gran Canaria. We were on the coach taking us to the hotel and there were a family of 4 who had come off our flight and onto the same bus. Guy, his wife and two girls of around 11 and 7. I recall him saying to one of his daughters 'don't eat all they fuckin' sweeties' pretty loudly on the crowded coach and I turned to my partner and just looked at her, She said, 'you just know they're going to get off at our stop'. Sure enough, they did. It was late on at night and was only ourselves and the other family who checked in to our hotel.Big John introduced himself as we were waiting for our passports back at reception...'Awrite big man, a'hm John fae Airdrie, this is ma wife Wendy, the weans are Wendy and Katie.....they're no fuckin' mine tho!' A beautiful and memorable introduction from a wordsmith. Thankfully the reception gave us an apartment miles away from John and his Wendys. The next morning I was down by the pool and there stoats by John, stopping and offering me the chance of having pint which I declined (am I f**k, I'm here for two weeks and so are they...a pint could turn into me getting lumped with this big halfwit for the full holiday) Wendy offers my partner to have a wine and thankfully she's on the same page...as they depart we just look at each other and say almost in unison 'aye....that's no happening'. A few hours later, after he sees me coming back from a walk into the town big John tries again....this time assuring me that there's a cracking Rangers pub in the town (which I had noticed and laughed at) and it shows highlights of all the European games and get a sing song and that if I fancy going down for a few hours. He sees how fucked off I am at this suggestion and goes 'oh, f**k sake...ye wan of them big man?' I tell him in no uncertain terms that I'm a St. Mirren supporter and am not into any of that fucking shite and don't appreciate the sentiment that if I'm no one I'm the other. His response was 'aye but you're on holiday, nobody's going to care, c'mon get a sing-song'.....I burst out laughing at him, telling him that it's never going to happen and don't ask again. By this point it's after 2pm, he's been stoating about the crowded poolside all day, shouting at his no weans, drinking San Miguel in 35 degree heat with no top and seemingly no suncream on. 'Aye, anyway...there's a game of water polo on....ye going in the pool?'...I pass it up and decide to watch...he's throwing his considerable beef about and generally barging his way through a bunch of weans and smattering of adults, throwing folk away, dunking them, doing the whole 'I'm bigger than you' thing. I notice though that he's almost glowing purple and he hasn't realised this. You know that way when you're really, really sunburnt but it hasn't registered yet and you just know you're in for a fucking horrendous night sleeping on those horrible starchy sheets. I know he's going to be suffering tomorrow. Next day at pool, here comes daft John. Shaking like a shiteing dug.'a-a-awrite, b-b-b-big man. A think a g-goat a bit m-m-much sun yesterday', I'm visibly laughing like f**k right at him 'Aye, John...looks like it', the day passes with him sitting in the shade of a parasol, nursing a few beers and generally shivering. Half 2 comes around ...water polo. So up I get, says to partner 'keep an eye out here'. Over I stoat to John....'Right John you doing the water polo today?', he thinks about it, 'Naw, I don't feel up to it b-big man'...'c'mon, the water will cool the sunburn off, it's good for you'. Wendy urges him to take part and he decides to go for it, tap aff, straight in the pool. I make sure I'm on the other team from him and as soon as the game starts, I'm marking him, climbing up on his shoulders, pushing him away. Generally doing anything I can to make it uncomfortable for him. Can see white hand prints settling on his radioactive skin any time I make any sort of physical contact with him. And he's screaming like a b*****d while I do so. He was daft enough to stick it out for a full 4 or 5 minutes before he clambered out, think it was after someone else in the pool went for a shot and he blocked it with his chest and it made that sort of hollow 'shunk' noise that a Mitre mouldmaster makes when it rattles off your thigh and he screamed rather loudly. After the game, I go over to my missus who was laughing like f**k whilst calling me a rotten b*****d....'where's that dafty?', I asked. He apparently went straight up to his room and he never surfaced for the next two days, when he finally came back down looking like he had leprosy and barely spoke to me the rest of the fortnight.
    5 points
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