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FFS Mods!!!!!

My new club got ridden 1-6 in the play-offs by a poor premiership side type post imo

I really hope we start replacing 'so called experts' with just random 'everyday' guys from the pub. Minsters announced today that the man in charge of implementing the NHS's new IT network is Dave from Southend. Dave, a bricklayer and part-time alcoholic, has extensive experience of going fucking mental every time a story about government waste comes up in the Mail and stated "They're faacking mugs m8. The lot o' them". He lists his proudest achievement as putting on a Pakistani accent and asking "Does anyone smell curry round here?" until an Egyptian student who'd accidentally wandered into The King's Head left.

Rest in piece to lifelong fan John Muirhead who passed away earlier today. Thoughts are with his family and friends at this sad time.

Against my better judgement I went to a Junior game today. Oh ya fucker. I'm apocalyptic with seethe that it cost the grand total of £6 to watch that utter, utter shite. Genuinely feel like I've been robbed. As for the fans. Fucking hell. The stereotypes are 100% bang on the money. The last time I encountered such a collection of bloated simpletons was in a morgue.

Apologies if posted elsewhere. Seen this on the news app. A sparky took this from the top of the north tower at the Forth Bridge this morning. Cool picture.

Of interest to Jags fans - Harry sounds like sum boi https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/18/want-to-care-like-they-care-learn-to-love-football

I showed the picture to my 2 year old and she said "what sort of manchild eats a meal like that? I bet he washes it down with a Desperado" Kids, eh?

That was a great month. Tedi was all over the place without his Smithers about to rinse his arsehole.

People from Perth who support the old firm, take their own children to Glasgow to cheer on either side. Then spend all their working week slagging off Saints attendances.

The contrast between the Rangers and Hibs (or Hibernian as they insisted of calling them) goals is hilarious. Going from HAAAAAAALLLLIDDAAAAYY ,GO ON, ONE OF OUR OWN to oh naw, headed home by David Gray 3-2 Hibernian. is just lovely. You can sense the hurt.

Hopefully the one we've beaten three times already this season!!!

Felt we were in it even with 10 men till Charlie's cracker of an o.g. Shire totally dominated though, it would have taken a set piece from us to score. Ref dished out an early yellow to O'Hara but ignored a similar Shire tackle minutes later. We only had 1 sub listed plus the keeper. Regular centre half pairing would be Williams and Kidd but Williams was injured. Would like to see the red card again, wee Connor was doing OK up till then but he sometimes has a rush of blood to the heid. Sub Conor Bryden should be claiming the Shire for a new strip. good to meet Luggy, Self-Assembly and Shirey_Pirey. EK more efficient but Shire easily the better footballing side. Big steward in red is a helmet though. Special T2 Trainspotting award to Rab B.

He should try telling a few of our players to f**k up or they are getting rattled into the Frosties.

Another couple today

Has Andy Little scored yet today? Greig Spence has.

Sandie Shaw - Long Live Love

Dental carnage from the 80's & 90's: There was a rumour went around my school that if you ate 10 packets of Jolly Ranchers you'd get steaming. Think it started because someone read the ingredients and found out a packet contained 0.01% alcohol or something like that [emoji1]

Cammy Kerr has done a decent job as wing back/winger for us,maybe not got the skills or pace as a out and out winger but is hard working and efficient and at least gives us a option.

That fucking fish and bean monstrosity. Jesus Christ have a long, hard look at yourself you disgrace.

Tennents is okay but this relatively new obsession with lagers being extra cold gets on my thruppeny bits (back on topic!!!). Why extra cold? Reduce the temperature slightly and you will be able to taste the beer. Stella is tasty but the reason for the chronic sore head the next day is the chemicals contained in the drink. I'm not a huge fan of Germany, but the one thing they do better than anywhere else is produce excellent beer. Mainly down to their purity laws...

f**k it, might fire them up an aw

A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner. "Ok I want to buy a pet, but I don't want a boring normal pet, no cats, or dogs or budgies I want something different." The pet shop owner informs him that he has a talking centipede. "Really?" says the man "How much?" The owner informs him that the talking centipede is 50. Happy with the unusual offering the man pays the money and takes his new pet home. On getting home he lays the match box with the centipede in it on the table, opens it and says, "Alright mate, fancy going for a pint" The centipede says nothing and turns back into his matchbox. Figuring it must be tired from the journey he decides to leave it for an hour and try again later. An hour later he opens the match box and says "Alright mate, fancy going for a pint?" The centipede again says nothing. Starting to get suspicious the man decides he will give it one more hour, and if the centipede doesn't talk he will take it back to the shop for a refund. An hour later the man opens the match box and says "Alright mate, fancy going to the pub for a pint" The centipede says "I heard you the first fucking time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

The Rolling Stones : The Last Time

The tramp probably sleeps in it.

Crosby Stills & Nash - A Long Time Coming

The Rolling Stones - Long Long While

David Byrne & Brian Eno - Life Is Long

None of this hat-trick pish - Gillie scored four that day

Great game. Occasionally play it here: http://game-oldies.com/play-online/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-coin-op-arcade#

Archie MacPherson is a scumbag. I turned it off as soon as I realised he was on.

This might blow your mind, but Flicks used to be the cinema house.

Not brown nosing anyone Vicky just amused at you and Tedi acting like 9 year olds.

Yours for the Reich price @throbber Hitler's phone to be auctioned in US http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39012572

Hibs beating the **** and keeping the banter years going is why I will always like Hibernian, the biggest team in Scotland wearing green and white. HH

Wouldn't catch me drinking whiskey. Absolutely love a whisky though.

BridesmAIDS.

My reaction to Stokesy's second was something along the lines of

Money ? We have signed mackenzie and Mcmillan don't think there is a bottomless pit [emoji6] Will be interesting to our budget this year When the accounts are produced think it might explode the myth of the shoestring

Wanky Room Room

Fishy fishy bean spew?

Did they re-form as a trio?

Whisky Foxtrot Alpha Alpha November Whisky

Daily Record gonna Daily.

He must be a masochist, there is no pleasure to be gained from visiting Broadwood at the best of times, never mind in February.