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  1. 36 points
  2. The Accies guide to Deadline Day: • Make up around 10 different rumours about random lower league players • Pester the Hamilton Advertiser Twitter regarding said made-up rumours • Get incredibly pissed off when these rumours don't happen • Be assured by the club's people that we can always do business out with of the transfer window • Wake up the next day to find out we've signed a nobody from the 10th tier of Belarusian football, who hasn't played a game in 6 years, and can't even be made to look good by his 2-minute YouTube video
    16 points
  3. Discovered she's had a stroke, discovered Eccies, discovered Rustlers burgers.
    11 points
  4. I'd take a three wid to the lot of them.
    11 points
  5. That's the crux of it. This argument comes up with every club that goes backwards after a managerial change, but it doesn't stand up to scrutiny. The fact that Tommy Craig was disaster doesn't mean letting Danny Lennon go was a bad thing, it means appointing Tommy Craig was a bad thing. Obviously keeping Lennon was a better option than Craig, but just as it wasn't John Hughes leaving that condemned Falkirk to relegation, it was replacing him with Eddie May, and sacking Pat Fenlon didn't relegate Hibs, appointing Terry Butcher did, you can't trace this back to letting Lennon go: you trace it back to appointing Tommy Craig. While you'd obviously all happily swap where you are now for finishing 10th in the Premiership every season, on the face of it letting Lennon go was understandable. While Hamilton, Ross County, Falkirk, Kilmarnock and ICT all made credible pushes for or finished in the top six in St. Mirren's time in the top flight, St. Mirren never got close to it and Lennon didn't take them higher than 8th, finishing 11th twice. It wasn't unreasonable to think another manager could do better - what was unreasonable was thinking Tommy Craig could do better.
    11 points
  6. Philpy's not daft at swingers partys. Any chancer who's got any ideas of running off with his keys to nick his car is left looking rather foolish when they realise they can't get in the fucking thing.
    11 points
  7. Get rid of Bates for nothing, sign 19 year old defender.
    9 points
  8. 8 points
  9. David Gormley to be caught offside in the penalty shootout.
    8 points
  10. Most results. WRK's perfect 10 rockets him to the top of the heap, although there are a few results from Big Teams still waiting to come in. Has anyone seen @The_Kincardine? I miss him Position Team Trophy Cabinet Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Total 1 WhiteRoseKillie 9x© 3x② 9 10 19 2 Audaces Fortuna Juvat 8 6 14 3 Welshbairn 7 7 14 4 Edmund 4x② 1xBZ 6 8 14 5 Eckthearab 5x② 1xBZ 7 6 13 6 Leeds Saint 1x© 2x② 5 7 12 7 WILLIEA 1x© 6 5 11 8 Peasy23 5 6 11 9 Frankie S 1x© 1x② 9 9 10 Deej 3x② 9 9 11 Alang1993 5x© 3x② 1xBZ 7 7 12 Tynieness 1x② 3 3 6 13 Scotfree 5 5 14 The_Kincardine 0 Downstairs, BIK is obviously fizzing about missing out on promotion last season, and has built up a 3 point cushion. Again still, a few results waiting to come in. I know Ross is out on the lash somewhere, and I hope @SlipperyP is okay. Position Team Trophy Cabinet Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Total 1 Blackislekillie 1xBZ 7 6 13 2 Gman_1985 7 3 10 3 Cardinal Richelieu 5x② 1xBZ 5 5 10 4 Arabdownunder 3x© 1x② 5 4 9 5 Bully Wee Villa 1x© 5 4 9 6 Jacksgranda 5 4 9 7 Marr1 5 4 9 8 Swarley 4 5 9 9 Supermik 3 6 9 10 Jagfox99 4x② 1xBZ 3 6 9 11 BigBo10 4 3 7 12 Dee_62 4 3 7 13 Die Hard Doonhamer 3 3 6 14 Livi Lion 3 3 15 Dee Man 3 3 16 Ross. 0 17 SlipperyP 0 In other news, did the tax return. It's actually quite easy to do if you bin every receipt and payslip you've ever received, and then just put "nothing" or "no" into all the little boxes - hoping that you don't earn enough for them to actually care. Unfortunately, it calculated that they owe me £12 which might put a wee-red flag against my name. I was hoping there would be a wee box that said "Just keep the extra money and put it towards Trident" or something, but sadly there wasn't.
    6 points
  11. Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" [emoji1] Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road.
    6 points
  12. Emergency loan after the window closes.
    5 points
  13. I like to tenderise them then marinade them in olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper.
    5 points
  14. Not sure if I've missed anyone? Hearts Lennard Sowah, Aaron Hughes, Malaury Martin, Andraz Struna, Dylan Bikey, Mohamed Cholay, Esmael Goncalves, Anastasios Avlontis, Alexandros Tziolis Kilmarnock Freddie Woodman, Sean Longstaff, Kristoffer Ajer, Callum Roberts, Karleigh Osborne, Kristoffer Ajer, Scott Boyd, Josh Umerah, Conor Sammon Motherwell Louis Laing, Elliot Frear, Zak Jules, Russell Griffiths, (Stephen Pearson TBC) Ross County Jim O'Brien, Jason Naismith, Oscar Gobern, Milan Lalkovic, ICT Dean Ebbe, Henri Anier, Jamie McCart, Billy McKay Partick Th Mark Ridgers, Niall Keown, Jason Banton Rangers Jon Toral, Emerson Hyndma, Jan Alwick Dundee Henrik Ojamaa, Marc Klok Hamilton Blair Adams, Giannis Skondras Celtic Eboue Kouassi Aberdeen Ryan Christie
    5 points
  15. Clyde to go on and win the cup but be relegated to the Lowland League. They then have to rearrange their trip to Gala because they need to play Celta Vigo.
    5 points
  16. You're a fucking simpleton.
    5 points
  17. 'Grats on (almost certainly) brining in Ojamaa. He's decent enough from what I could tell over his two periods in the Netherlands (before Motherwell he had a spell with Fortuna Sittard). However, he barely got any playtime in the weakest team of our top league despite scoring one of the best goals of the season so far; Hope he gets more time on the pitch and, more importantly, goals for you lads.
    5 points
  18. Already realised how shite Sammon is, IMO.
    5 points
  19. Shout out to the boy on Steelmen Online suggesting Connor Sammon would be a great signing.
    5 points
  20. The last game with the old camera. 4k next Saturday
    5 points
  21. I must admit, waking up to that this morning is the first time I've genuinely felt a wee bit scared by his actions. He said he was going to build a wall, he said he'd ban Muslims, so when the people were stupid/bigoted enough to vote for him, I was hardly surprised to see him doing it. But this? This is getting into the realms of only surrounding yourself with people who agree with you. That is scary enough, but the 'betrayal' language is even more terrifying. Just in case anyone has forgotten here's where he's now at: Anyone who disagrees with him is said to have betrayed him, the press that point out his inaccuracies are lying and it's a conspiracy. Anyone who looks a bit foreign is not a proper American. The country is in a mess because of another race stealing all the jobs. The country is under severe threat from another religion and they must be, in effect, banned (or at the very least 'sent back to their own country...even if they are Americans...). White, Christian Americans are the leaders of the country, and can do no wrong. How can people not see what's happening here? Surely it's only a matter of time before he is impeached....it has to be.
    5 points
  22. This is signing for the sake of signing. Would have been better just not bothering.
    4 points
  23. She would soon become a target for the boo boys.
    4 points
  24. 4 points
  25. That's the sort of accounting that got Livingston into bother...
    4 points
  26. Thanks Chris, appreciate your help in getting it to this stage. Just to provide a quick update on where we are with this as there has been skepticism in some quarters - we've polled a reasonably large sample size with some fairly interesting results so far. Thanks to all of you who have taken the time to respond and for doing so promptly. Those of you who we feel could add value and haven't been contacted at this stage should receive your ballots in the next few days as we drive this on to completion. All the best, Marshmallo x.
    4 points
  27. Sammon to Killie confirmed.
    4 points
  28. Right, wee bit more on this now I'm home. He's a weird player, but like I said Colin Nish is the only other guy I've seen like him. He's tall and lanky, decent in the air but not particularly strong at holding play up. His first touch can be sublime at times, but at others it doesn't look as if he's in control of his legs. His distribution has been pretty meh, a few nice balls through but nothing special. The absolute biggest problem he has is that he is beyond wasteful in front of goal. I mean he finds new ways to miss the target week after week. Our home fans have already near enough turned on him because of how many good chances he's passed up and you never feel confident in the slightest with him one-on-one. Since October he's been playing out wide for us, where he's been slightly better courtesy of not getting the chances, but he doesn't really have the pace to be a great winger. This, from the weekend, sums him up perfectly. Decent pass, decent movement, good feet, completely sclaffs shot He definitely has potential. His movement, touch and ability in the air all mean he should be more effective than he is - but at the moment, if you were to allow me to choose one member of our starting 11 to sign for Morton, it would be him. Nade and Fleming are both far more effective in his main role for us at the minute. Is he better than Kudos? Probably. Although I get the feeling he's similar in front of goal.
    4 points
  29. Manager's saying one thing before the game and another after is as old as the hills and for Willie Miller to be so angry about it is a joke. As has been said before, he never has a single good thing to say about Caley, I think he gets pissed off at having to drive to Inverness to work. He was right about us being awful on Saturday though, can't say he was wrong there. Regarding Hibs and Dundee Utd, the point that rankles is that these clubs have been relegated because they deserved it. Hibs were awful for years before finally going down - I think they finished 9th or 10th for three or four seasons before they finally went down. They seem to be rebuilding now, which is good because I like them, but they utterly 100% deserve to be where they are. Dundee Utd fell apart a lot quicker than that but when they did they did it spectacularly, an absolute shambles from them. Saying that having teams in the top flight is part of some sort of natural order is pish. There are teams in the seaside leagues who used to be considered a big scalp for Caley and Ross County in teh Scottish Cup. St Mirren will likely be in those leagues next season and it isn't that long since they broke the Scottish transfer record. It's sport - things change. Stuart Cosgrove wrote an article in Nutmeg a few months back pointing out the bias against clubs like St Johnstone and ICT in favour of 'traditional' clubs. I think this is similar to that, people think that somehow there is a 'peak Scottish football', there's some configuration that we can set things to and the crowds will come back, we'll succeed in Europe and have a great national team. It's all bollocks of course.
    4 points
  30. 3rd from left, big Mohsni never fully got over the 6-1 playoff defeat by Motherwell.
    4 points
  31. He's right enough though. It's absolutely shite banter.
    4 points
  32. I've had my hair cut three times since we last tasted defeat.
    4 points
  33. Hartley will probably play the c**t at right wing back.
    4 points
  34. I don't know what I wanted, but I don't think it was that...
    4 points
  35. when the banter is not 420 bL4ZiN
    4 points
  36. Sounds like our type of signing. Thankfully you know the square root of fûck all.
    4 points
  37. If clubs base their finances on what away attendance MIGHT be then they deserve everything they get tbh.
    4 points
  38. Stuck in a hotel in Stoke,pished and missing my own bed. Far from ideal conditions, but hey ho, Fucking TEN! Never have so many Jack the Rippers found their mark. Honestly, I'm not even sure how many I knew and how many were "sod it, that sounds right".
    4 points
  39. TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is what I would have got, had I been correct with just six more answers. As it is, I got four.
    4 points
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