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Our Chairman captaining a team on the Crystal Maze, 1991.

Flannery. No need for discussion.

Mods, please?

None of these signing suggestions stand a chance of matching the levels of hilarity reached on the previous page by the phrase "beautiful, rural Westhill."

Oh dear Kincardine. This *** is broken, this *** is broken, sorrow, sorrow, sorrroooooow, sorrooooowww. Thank you.

In summary - Maddison was in better form then McGinn at cup final. Young players not good for the first team. Too soft. Blames development league. Craig Storie not pushed on in training. Not been good enough in development league. Miles Storey struggling with pressure of playing for a bigger team, but thinks there is a player in there. Agreed we didn't turn up in cup final. Were not aggressive enough. New stadium could be worth 150k more per home match, this would be key for investing in the team. Thinks Shinnie is a better cm than full back.

Adam, I've been depressed as hell for many years (peaks and severe troughs). A few years back I was struggling big time as my Dad was dying of cancer and my horrific relationship was falling apart. A couple of years on and my outlook has changed based on a number of lifetime changes (see below) and bit of therapy. (1) I split with my girlfriend at the time as she said I was a selfish p***k spending a weekend with my Dad (who had about 5/6 months left) rather than go to her friend's wedding. (2) I got well into fitness after kicking Lady Evil to the curb. (3) Cut down on excessive drinking. (4) Doctor put me on new medication. Very mild dose but it helps a lot. (5) My negative pessimistic views have changed to much more positive ideals and I'm much less stressed. (6) I've recently got a new high powered job working with good people which has given me renewed confidence. (7) After two years of being single, I've finally met a top lass. It's going great. (8) More travelling - really does broaden the mind and help independence and social confidence. Like many people have said here, if anyone needs to chat to me - just holla.

Ryan Edwards is like when R1 is jammed and the player can't control the ball because he's permanently sprinting.

Big Joe, known as 'Joey' to his pals, seems to have played for them in the 'EFL Trophy' for the Under-23s against Scunthorpe, Cambridge and Shrewsbury; Where the ball seems to pass right through him/just beyond his grasp each time. The one against Cambridge is particularly bad, in addition to a sensational own goal where he comes out and swings wildly, and misses. Has been in and out of the reserve side. Won the under-21 league a couple of years ago, and is a fan of the Darts and LADSLADSLADS holidays in Zanta/BEEFA. My prediction: More Artur Krysiak than John Ruddy.

E Schwimmbad. Es war ein Mann älter als ich und mit einem größeren Darm als ich trug ein kleines Paar Badehose. Ich bin nicht sicher, was durch den Kopf einer Person geht, um diese Art von Kleidung zu tragen. Es war kein erbaulicher Anblick.

Those pesky loose paving slabs with hidden puddles below them that erupt if you happen to stand on the wrong bit.

Another wee holiday paid for.

Come Sunday afternoon it will be more than 5 months since Rovers scored a goal in front of the South Stand. That's a shocking statistic. My only hope for Sunday is that Callachan and Thompson are finally dropped and that Craig Barr and Ross Matthews are fit enough to play there. I believe the Novar is opening earlier than normal so might just head there but I'm not going to Stark's because of the clowns in charge. Had enough, simple as that. Season ticket next year? Not a chance.

Would much rather have our new right winger Don Thomas than Aird that's for sure.

It is League 2. Do you know how I know that? I looked at the league table.

You were slagging him about Cowden 'finding their level' which has involved them falling to our level.

Bless you.

In that case: Willie Gibson sucks cocks for money.

His constant reference to 'diddies' when anyone says something he doesn't like says far more about him than it does any of us unfortunately. It also belittles his self-portrayal as a pseudo-intelligent individual. Given his automatic response to anything is 'diddies' it simply highlights he'd rather get involved in petty squabbles instead of actually engaging in debate.

Has he not before that hes around 50 years old? Imagine being that age, steaming every night, and using an anonymous message board to use your b*****dised club to try and gain some form of superiority that you can get in real life as you're an old alkie. Bewildering.

Really enjoyed the podcast about project fear from MFC, some top quality points being made and similar worries to our fans. Luckily you have board members that will fight for your clubs right to youth football, i fear ours will accept its fate and let our system die off if not in the 'elite' 8. Anyway, good effort lads, keep sticking up for the diddies of scottish fitba

INXS - The Loved One

Dundee through and through

As it turns out (with rather a lot of looking into) Shire's competitive record unbeaten run is 17 in 1891. However, our competitive unbeaten record is 12 in 1914 and 1962. We did also have a 11 game unbeaten run in 1987 as we did in 1951/52. So the current run is so bad

I bet it's whoever I am playing!

** awaits details of Joe's career statistics, YouTube clips, list of favourite TV shows and general eating habits from @capt_oats imminently **

This is all leading up to a Tam Grant/Liam Rowan/Ryan McGeever deadline day triple signing

Shite tune, but

I have no idea who that is but I suspect Donald will be a bit better than him. I was trying to find some of his goals but the only one I can find is this one from a pre-season friendly against Clydebank.

First up, the league. In the Premiership, WhiteRoseKillie is re-asserting his authoritah after Tynieness's mini-collapse, but Alang might have something to say about that. Jagfox is having a 'mare. Position Team Trophy Cabinet Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Total 1 WhiteRoseKillie 8x© 3x② 9 7 8 24 2 Tynieness 9 7 6 22 3 Deej 3x② 6 7 9 22 4 Frankie S 1x© 1x② 7 7 6 20 5 WILLIEA 1x© 7 5 7 19 6 Alang1993 4x© 2x② 1xBZ 9 8 17 7 Scotfree 7 5 5 17 8 Eckthearab 5x② 7 5 4 16 9 The_Kincardine 6 6 4 16 10 Peasy23 4 8 3 15 11 Welshbairn 4 4 6 14 12 Arabdownunder 3x© 1x② 5 5 3 13 13 Leeds Saint 1x© 2x② 4 5 4 13 14 Jagfox99 4x② 1xBZ 4 3 3 10 And in the Beazer Homes League, there's a handsome new Top Dog in town. Quite a few teams still in contention for promotion though! Position Team Trophy Cabinet Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Total 1 Cardinal Richelieu 8 6 6 20 2 Edmund 4x② 1xBZ 8 7 2 17 3 Die Hard Doonhamer 8 6 3 17 4 Blackislekillie 1xBZ 5 7 4 16 5 Swarley 5 6 5 16 6 BigBo10 5 5 5 15 7 Bully Wee Villa 1x© 7 4 2 13 8 Supermik 6 4 3 13 9 Jacksgranda 5 4 4 13 10 SlipperyP 3 6 3 12 11 Marr1 3 7 10 12 Dee_62 2 6 2 10 13 Ross. 2 3 5 10 14 Livi Lion 4 6 10 15 Gman_1985 5 3 8 16 Dee Man 2 2 Last call for Edmund (or anyone else still intthe cup) to suggest a broader question topic for the quiz, otherwise he's getting Prisoner Cell Block H.

Stranraer can f**k off. I wouldn't give them permission to speak. c***s send us Craig Pettigrew, rob us of Nade for half a season and then expect to take Big Faz in return? Half a million and we'll talk ya cheeky b*****ds.

Her fanny will be absolutely shredded if he's fingered her with nails like that.

This^^^ He will no doubt get released and be seen as a giant flop by many fans and not even his fault.

Get yourself to fu*k with this nonsense.

Just f**k off. This isn't the forum for you to live out your homoerotic and child abuse fantasies. Can some mod ditch this dross?

If Sturgeon thinks Theresa May is in a tight corner, she should examine her own position. She's played her hand now, Soft Brexit or we push for a 2nd Ref. I don't think she has any other choice but to pursue that now. It's how long she thinks Indy supporters are prepared to wait and be patient. She's made her stance and can't back down now. Despite her threats, she finds herself in exactly the same situation. Can't see the UK Government playing ball for another 3 years at least at the earliest. Would imagine most No & Undecided voters would want to see the full picture with regards to Scotlands future post Brexit (agreements made with the EU) before even considering a 2nd Ref. Will Sturgeon just Steamroll over them? Huge gamble to take! Moving on, if somehow the UK Gov manages to play this out, at least to a mutually beneficial agreement with Europe, will the majority of Scots be happy to stay put within the Union. Yes we voted to remain in the EU but even greater numbers voted to remain within the UK. 1.66m to 2.01m votes respectively .

I'd rather have somebody with the foresight not to hire Gary fucking Locke.

Completely random but thought I'd share. An extremely young Callum Booth scoring a very good goal for us back in the day. Loved him

Stephen Stills : Love The One You're With

Tangerine Dream & Jon Anderson - Loved By The Sun

Wid. Voiced by Michelle Pfeiffer. Also wid. I'm off to the MILF and Strumpets of Yore threads.

Or get new ones. I need one. Hard Brexit makes IndyRef2 in 2018 almost a certainty. And I'll be voting Yes.

It doesn't matter how hard Brexit is, or how hard the tories f**k Scotland, we still contain enough utter shitebags who will always happily vote "no" to Independence to ensure more of the same.

That is the worst argument that is continually trotted out for keeping a manager in his job.

I overheard a conversation between a girl my Mrs works with and her boss. The girl was basically struggling to comprehend that January 2013 was 4 years ago. Boss: We're talking about January 2013, so 4 years ago. Girl: Well, 3 really. Boss: No, 4. 2013 to 2017. Girl: You can't really count this year though because it's just started.