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We will fight them on the brie cheese

Leicester we forget

The boys have arrived. Utter nutjobs who spend most of their time play flighting. I was trying to eat my cereal earlier while browsing on my phone but one sat his arse right on my screen and the other went into my bowl to eat my cereal. Goodbye peaceful days.

I wish football would stick to being about football. Go out and focus on beating the other team and cut out all the displays for this, silences or applause for that. No wonder we don't win anything. The boss of the organisation is more concerned about getting in the media to talk about poppies and the manager loves a striker more famous for having half the contents of Behar sewn onto his napper than for any footballing ability. Spineless, namby pamby shower. Qualifying game for the oldest rivalry in history coming up and they are all worried about what to put on their shirts.

Oops wrong account.

A bit late but a full house is always welcome ETA: Knew 7, educated guess on play, element and DOS question.

I make that 11-10 to Scotland. Fucking English, can't even remember as much as we do.

Its more likely to be CMWellfan trying out his email marketing. Be aware!

They will not grow mold as we grow mold

Dolcelatte et decorum est...

It'll be approaching 4 years when Dundee Utd win the championship and Falkirk dispatch you in the play-offs again

A friend of mine has updated her cover photo. She used to have a dog that she would post utter shite photos of daily that sadly passed away last year. As one does when a dog passes away she's went and replaced her but with 2 dogs. Her cover photo is now her 2 new dogs sitting on a couch with a framed picture of the deid dug in between them

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch 1515

^^ Croydon tram driver found.

Who you telling to lay off the beer you silly Herts c**t.

Lay off the beer mate, it's Thursday morning f**k sake.

Wrong thread. You've got every reason.

Seen the Partick team enjoying themselves at a hotel on Monday night. At least I got to slice cheese next to Dundee legend Gerry Britton at breakfast in the morning

Did my first match reporting for Bet 365 tonight. Airdrie u20's vs Clyde u20's. f**k me it was cold and a boring 0-0 draw.

Had a fine wee trip last weekend. Took Friday off and left ridiculously early to tackle Beinn Mhanach from Loch Lyon dam. A 20 mile route, 17 of which can be cycled on a fairly decent track. Cracking views from Mhanach, however with about 4 miles of the cycle left, it fucking pished down. Still it was good to bag my "Cliff Thorburn" (147th) munro. Stayed the night at the decent Independent Hostel in Glencoe, displeasingly being woken up by some tit setting off the fire alarm at 6am with a nuked attempt at a bacon roll. Even more displeasingly I awoke with a hangover after only 3 pints and a vodka. Fucking hell. A group of us then spent a day faffing around in various places before heading into Gorton Bothy. Mountain biking a few miles up a rough track with a ridiculously heavy rucksack was "interesting" to say the least. Still, we saw a brilliant sunset. Things took a turn for the bizarre when a glasgow lad who we'd met at the Hostel fell in with us, also staying the night, but not before getting totally fucked on a bottle and a half of whisky, before going outside for a fag and falling down in the wet grass shouting "Stars are fuckin' brilliant man". The poor fucker woke up the following morning looking like a corpse. We left him the remaining booze, scran and some coal as he wanted to stay another night on his own. Quite a night. The bike back out the following morning was glorious and fucking quick. Unlikely to get out this weekend as the forecast is fucking gash.

How about this banner-

Stone Roses.........Love Spreads..... ( Fav Stone Roses track)

Mott The Hoople : Roll Away The Stone

Looking good, could pass for a 99 year old, a mummified Egyptian, or GrannyDanger.

9/10. Unbelievable, Geoff! Knew 5. Currency, actor, songwriter, capital and haggis.

Wheel meet again, Don't know where, don't know Wensleydale...

Bit of T-cut will sort that out.

Yeah none of those happened. But someone marked an X outside my gate. I hear it's some gang that try to steal babies. Plz share.

Knew five, scored seven... which I was pretty pleased with until I noticed all the 9s above. I now have a nervous wait for other scores, transistor radio against my ear, heroin needle in my arm.

Had my cat put to sleep two weeks ago tomorrow, thinking about getting another one, absolutely devastating experience but there's a big hole left it makes you think the only way to fill it is with another cat.

Grateful Dead - Me And My Uncle

^ Muchas grassy arse. Janis Joplin : Me And Bobby McGee

Fairport Convention : The Ballad Of Easy Rider (With Richard Thompson & Sandy Denny)

Expect to hear this: Liz Truss will say "We must respect the result of this election" as in "Oh for f** sake. Americans are so bloody stupid" Diane Abbot will say "I am just worried what a Trump presidency will actually mean." Also expect some angry member of the audience to link it to Brexit and say that ordinary people are fed up with the political elite, it's time they started solving the problems that we have today and stop mucking about. .. and of course the cool non-politician will say "America, what were you thinking?" and get a big cheer.

"Make America White Again" could have been any country in the world. You really are a dim bulb.

Jefferson Airplane - Ballad Of You And Me And Pooneil (that trembling kneebone near the start ... [emoji12]) Apologies WILLIEA I took too long as trembled too mch.

Mackay undoubtedly commanded respect in the Saints dressing room. He led by example as a player though, you knew his standard of performance was always going to be consistent. That maybe doesn't necessarily translate into management but I expect the standards of everything he does will be high and he'll expect them to be matched by his players. Whether he can turn round a toxic dressing room is another question but if given time, I'd expect him to fill it with good types who match his standards.

I assume he would be unable to sign until January? No harm in inviting to training to see if we can get him fit. His injury record is my main gripe, we simply cannot afford to pay a guy who spends half the time on the sidelines. Imagine the scenes if he returned to us, fighting fight, like a horny sockeye salmon ready to migrate home during mating season, fulla spunk and #goalz

Peek carpark, 6pm Tuesday. I'll explain.

Being orange, you mean?

Nothing is more pathetic than a Rangers fan pretending to be a Morton fan and continuously posting in a Partick Thistle thread, btw.

I'd take my chances with that fucker before eating one of your packed lunches.

The Scotland fans should wear black armbands to mark 18 years since the death of our ability to qualify for tournaments.

I can probably count of one hand the amount of times I've heard in the last 4 years I've heard a Rangers fan say 'f**k me, we need to reign in the spending a bit, we don't want anything else to happen'. They're fucking lapping it all up; signing the 'marquee' names and thinking they're going to push their business partners in the East End.

Put a Michelin star on your shirt.

@Dee Man

Feed me.