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Another quirk at Celtic Park is that the turnstyles are so narrow, you have to tie your inflatable sex doll's arms together to get it through.

To celebrate the mighty North Korean people testing their latest bomb I decided to have my own nuclear test in my kitchen earlier. Went well I thought.

Ah, the 'it doesn't matter that we haven't won, we're unbeaten!' argument has now progressed to 'but we've only lost twice while not winning once!!!11!!!'. This is genuinely stunning stuff. We have three points from five games. That is relegation form. Whether the three points come from three draws and two defeats or one win and four defeats it's still an absolutely disastrous start to the season. 'Just outwith' the playoffs?! If we were 'just outwith' the playoffs then we only escaped relegation by the skin of our teeth. We finished 19 points from fourth place and 12 points from ninth. Despite the fact that we were in reality a mile away from the playoffs, yes, Duffy did do a good job last season. Those of us who had criticised him in the past held our hands up then and acknowledged that our pre-season and early season fears were unfounded and that Duffy had proven us wrong then by staying up comfortably. We admitted we were wrong based on the available evidence, namely performances, results and the league table. Now it's time for you to do the same. You're defending Duffy in spite of all the available evidence - there is no reason to believe it's just a matter of this team gelling for us to start getting results. Our cup results against Kilmarnock and Hamilton aren't an indication of what this team is capable of regularly with the league performances being a blip - the League Cup results are the anomaly and the league results are the norm. Gary Oliver having a great game against Kilmarnock doesn't mean he's capable of playing well in the league every week just as Jonathan Page having a great game when we won 1-0 at Celtic Park didn't stop him being one of the worst players in the division and indeed the history of the club. The fact that we got those great cup results with Quitongo and Tidser playing superbly doesn't mean Kudus Oyenuga, Jamie McDonagh or Caolan McAleer are going to suddenly gel with the team and stop being mince when our good players lose form or are unavailable. No one denies that there are long term problems at the club which go beyond the position of the manager and won't be resolved by sacking Duffy. However, it is quite clearly the case that changing the manager could see an improvement. There is a short term problem that results are not good enough, with the squad built being inadequate and the manager exposing the weaknesses of the squad during games. The obvious short term fix to that short term problem is to sack the manager and prevent the relegation which will add to those long term problems.

Get in the sea Jim.

Firstly Gaz, I know what you're going through. My eldest has Aspergers and it is a constant worry that other children are not including him. He is a lovely little boy and loves playing, but generally on his terms only. Whilst I agree what your father-in-law said was completely unacceptable, even more so if your daughter was within hearing of it, I can sort of understand to an extent the look your mother-in-law gave. I love my eldest as much as a father should, but I do breathe a sigh of relief when my Mum has him, or his brother, overnight as I know I'm not facing difficulties between him and his brother or having to battle to get him to sleep. The two of them together can be an absolute nightmare at the best of times, and if your MIL does a lot of your babysitting I can see why she might have wanted a bit of peace at the weekend, we all need a bit of rest bite. You should have a word with your wife's Dad. At the end of the day, he may be stressed as a result of having the kids, but they don't need to hear that, it helps no one. I am guilty of saying things out of turn occasionally when I'm stressed, we all are, and I always try to make amends if I do say anything out of place, so you should let him know how the comment he made made you and your wife feel. And if he doesn't like it then f**k him. It's a daily struggle, and reading that someone else is going through the same (although in fairness it does sound like we have it mild in comparison), it does help. As others have said, if you ever need a chat, please feel free to send me a message.

If they really wanted the house to look like Hitler they'd get rid of the Pole in the garden.

Jethro Tull - A New Day Yesterday

Our handsome boy Zeus. He is a bit of a poser!

John & Beverley Martyn - New Day

Is there a way to recharge the supernatural properties of a magic hat which has stopped working? Asking for a mate.

They're fast as f**k those things. I captured one recently and let it go about 100m away from my house and by the time I got home it was sitting on my chair smoking a fag and flicking through the tv channels.

Everton just donated £200,000 towards a 5 year old who's battling cancer and needs serve treatment. Amazing effort. Not the first time they've donated money when I was down at their game with Carlisle they donated all gate receipts to the flood fund.

Bloody hell! Apologies :-(

Brakes....it is brakes

Without the use of a spirt level, you cannot be sure the road is flat. When I'm first at the lights, I apply the brake and look at the other lights. I stay alert and when it's obviously the turn of the lights I'm at, I quickly release the handbrake before my light has turned green and pull away. I'm able to do this because I have the cognitive function of a sane human being

This may be worth a thread in itself, but this is an excellent read: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-37340312 Never change, Angus.

12, 5, 16, 1, 4, 13, 3, 17, 6, 9, 15, 18, 7, 14, 8, 2, 10, 11.

Jefferson Airplane - Crown Of Creation

Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac : The Green Manalishi (With The Two Prong Crown)

The floodgates are open. Expect to see plenty more of this smile:

There have been good performances - in the cup. Remember, the most embarrassing Morton team of recent times that miserably sent us packing to the seaside league a mere 3 seasons ago, rocked up at Parkhead and put in a match winning performance. The league is the bread and butter - this squad have been woeful so far in the league. It is clear as day that the squad is under equipped and that's down to the manager. No amount of gelling is going to change that. With the relegation 3 seasons ago still raw in many fans' minds - there's no way patience will be given when it is glaringly obvious that the lessons that should have been learnt from that very season have not been learnt and the similarities to this current season are startling. But feel free to sit back and watch and clap away while we tumble yet again.

10 should be the target

DavieBhoy is a worrying individual.

Se la vie? Mon Jew!!!

I've never understood why a boxer needs to move through the weights to really prove himself, if he keeps doing what he's doing at that weight he'll have no questions to answer from anyone IMO.

Easton is obviously terrific and the key focal point of our team, but I think you're doing a dis-service to the other players in the side. Flynn, Linton, Peaso, Fergie, Scott McLaughlin, JP when fit. There's a good enough team in there to get into the top four; probably a better side than last season's. Although I'd absolutely accept a title challenge would be less likely, and we'll be less fun to watch! Would also really leave us needing a better run of luck with injuries.

Could you please please make this GIF your avatar Grimbo?

Good to see you are always prepared; hankies next to the computer B)

The Jungle Book First time watching it since the cinema, even better the second time round. Sensational viewing. Christopher Walken as King Louis and Bill fucking Murray as Baloo is the greatest casting in cinema history. Bear Necessities and I Wanna Be Like You, FTW.

hey, we may be diddy lowland league east stirlingshire relegating unwanted upstart shite but at least we're now not pointless diddy lowland league east stirlingshire relegating unwanted upstart shite

Or 60000 religious maniacs and not a Christian among them.

Nothing against criticism and we didn't start the season well but the amount and ott nature after just a couple of league games is to much. Lose a couple of games and the players are crap, sack the manager and the board everything is a crisis etc. Same the opposite way, I know it's the nature of forums/social media to sensationalise everything, it'd just be nice to get a bit of perspective or give things a bit longer to develop.

Firstly, we don’t even know the extent of the injury yet. It could be the rest of the season, or it might only be a few weeks. Just wait and see. Secondly, in spite of how good Easton is, if you’re pinning your hopes of winning the league on one player, then you don’t deserve to win it. I think moving Flynn into the centre, and giving him less defensive responsibilities, will benefit him greatly. I’d push McNeil on to the righthand side of midfield, leaving Johnston at rightback and Oliver/Perry at centreback. We may drop a few points in games where Easton may have made a difference but we’ll likely pick up some elsewhere, by moving the ball through midfield quicker and being a little more direct at times (that doesn’t mean hitting long balls).

John Lee Hooker - Shake It Baby

Oh aye and another thing, not specifically related to PFS. I cycled from Ingliston to Waverley and, not being familiar with the route, just followed the signs. Who in Edinburgh City Council thought it was a good idea to have a cycle route go along cobbled streets? I think I've only just stopped shaking!

Think my dog may have a split personality:- I love my teddy That fluffy b*****d can get fucked

A Krispen Wah biopic on the way... http://variety.com/2016/film/news/chris-benoit-movie-crossface-lexi-alexander-1201855548/.. Was reminded of this.

You'd know tbf

A refund?

Could be, she keeps telling me to #keeppushing

Shadow Moses Island?

Got Hector Bizerk on Saturday with support from Colonel Mustard and the Dijon 5, Crash Club and Soldier On. Seen Hector Bizerk a couple times but looking forward to seeing Colonel Mustard for first time.

It matters to Digby Brown.

Anyone who believes in capital punishment whether it be hanging or lethal injection is a fucking moron.