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So lets get this right: 1. Blow up dolls being hung by Celtic supporters after having had their hands tied behind their backs, mouths taped shut and dressed with Rangers scarves. 2. Sectarian singing from both sides mainly about some tawdry little battle a very long time ago or a famine or the Queen or Ireland or ******s or **** or the IRA blah blah blah. 3. Toilet blocks utterly trashed by Rangers supporters again. 4. Banners with “Kill All ****” and “Know Your Place *** Scum”, from the Celtic supporters and banners in support of the IRA also from the Celtic supporters. Without exception these are the actions that make all normal human beings in Scotland wish the two Glasgow clubs would leave our country, one to England and one to Ireland where they both apparently wish to reside and live out their teenage fantasies. I'm embarrassed by the actions of these animals, calling themselves Scotsmen. And what makes it worse is that the authorities literally do nothing about it. NOTHING!

It really is as simple as imposing sanctions on the clubs for their fans behaviour. Dock them points every time these daft fuckwits do something stupid. They will still of course do what they do regardless until it comes to the point the points deduction will threaten their position in the league. This will force the club to eject the fannies and ban them and force the decent supporters to tell them to get to f**k. They will only stop if the club faces real sanctions. I know the associations shit bricks at the thought of punishing the clubs and the lunatic fan base then do something even more stupid like send threats and shit, but the more they do the more the associations should punish them until it has been eradicated.

I actually think I love Rangers now, heads gone after heads gone after heads gone. And to all think it started with a David Gray header. You're welcome, everyone else.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahhahaaa they want Celtic fans banned from Ibrox. They do like a statement to deflect away from the fact that their own fans and players completely embarrassed themselves just like 21st may. Bad losers.

Pathetic that some idiots are arguing about what these images represented. It doesn't matter one iota what they represented, they have no place in any sensible society and should never have been there in the first place. There is no mock outrage, no faux moral high-ground, there is simply no place for symbolism like that ANYWHERE never mind inside a sporting arena.

THE KING in full whataboutery mode. Yes, they're all equally disgusting photographs and everyone involved should be utterly ashamed of themselves.

The sooner these two despicable clubs are wiped off the planet the better. Absolute fucking vermin from top to bottom.

Just like most Celtic fans......wait a minute.....

Another quirk at Celtic Park is that the turnstyles are so narrow, you have to tie your inflatable sex doll's arms together to get it through.

You were probably the most gutted of all, you went pretty quiet after the full picture came out. Perhaps you should have kept your mouth quiet about it like myself untill you knew this, but as usual you had to make a rip roaring a*rse of yourself. It's a sensitive subject for many which is why people should have looked to keep quiet rather than sadly look for point scoring.

OF fans trying to point score over whose misbehaviour was the least disgusting like two bald men fighting over a comb. Two embarrassing clubs.

Silly being absolutely the correct word here. To be fair to the stewards, the two dummies were taken down very quickly. So quickly they had time to get stripped and play at centre half for Rangers.

To celebrate the mighty North Korean people testing their latest bomb I decided to have my own nuclear test in my kitchen earlier. Went well I thought.

Moffat missed against Forar Then he missed again When we played Dumbarton...

Haw Tedi, fucking man up bitch and stop logging on to save Benny's rep from taking a hit. Polterfhud technology, you are like a fart in the room you can't get rid off. You can't see it, but you know it's there because you can damn well smell it.

F*ck me, Rangers fans accusing anybody of being sectarian is like Katie Hopkins calling somebody a c*nt.

Ah, the 'it doesn't matter that we haven't won, we're unbeaten!' argument has now progressed to 'but we've only lost twice while not winning once!!!11!!!'. This is genuinely stunning stuff. We have three points from five games. That is relegation form. Whether the three points come from three draws and two defeats or one win and four defeats it's still an absolutely disastrous start to the season. 'Just outwith' the playoffs?! If we were 'just outwith' the playoffs then we only escaped relegation by the skin of our teeth. We finished 19 points from fourth place and 12 points from ninth. Despite the fact that we were in reality a mile away from the playoffs, yes, Duffy did do a good job last season. Those of us who had criticised him in the past held our hands up then and acknowledged that our pre-season and early season fears were unfounded and that Duffy had proven us wrong then by staying up comfortably. We admitted we were wrong based on the available evidence, namely performances, results and the league table. Now it's time for you to do the same. You're defending Duffy in spite of all the available evidence - there is no reason to believe it's just a matter of this team gelling for us to start getting results. Our cup results against Kilmarnock and Hamilton aren't an indication of what this team is capable of regularly with the league performances being a blip - the League Cup results are the anomaly and the league results are the norm. Gary Oliver having a great game against Kilmarnock doesn't mean he's capable of playing well in the league every week just as Jonathan Page having a great game when we won 1-0 at Celtic Park didn't stop him being one of the worst players in the division and indeed the history of the club. The fact that we got those great cup results with Quitongo and Tidser playing superbly doesn't mean Kudus Oyenuga, Jamie McDonagh or Caolan McAleer are going to suddenly gel with the team and stop being mince when our good players lose form or are unavailable. No one denies that there are long term problems at the club which go beyond the position of the manager and won't be resolved by sacking Duffy. However, it is quite clearly the case that changing the manager could see an improvement. There is a short term problem that results are not good enough, with the squad built being inadequate and the manager exposing the weaknesses of the squad during games. The obvious short term fix to that short term problem is to sack the manager and prevent the relegation which will add to those long term problems.

If Mark can't spot Kris Boyd standing in front of our 'keeper then I have my doubts he would notice an angry post-it note stuck on the wall.

Sometimes he goes undercover as a little girl called Vicky.

I've only seen Kerr playing a few times for Falkirk but he's always been very good.

Disappointing amount of bigotry on this thread. None of it has come from any of the Linfield fans though.

Get in the sea Jim.

I'm not even shocked anymore. The guy picks out a striker with fucking laser precision.

Of course not. We don't do washing away.

Zemmamas goal at ER against Hearts when he cut back in twice and ripped the defender and Gordan. Benji running the length of the pitch to try celebrate in front of the Hearts fans. Both great moments.

In all honesty the three of you abject excuses for human beings need help.

Firstly Gaz, I know what you're going through. My eldest has Aspergers and it is a constant worry that other children are not including him. He is a lovely little boy and loves playing, but generally on his terms only. Whilst I agree what your father-in-law said was completely unacceptable, even more so if your daughter was within hearing of it, I can sort of understand to an extent the look your mother-in-law gave. I love my eldest as much as a father should, but I do breathe a sigh of relief when my Mum has him, or his brother, overnight as I know I'm not facing difficulties between him and his brother or having to battle to get him to sleep. The two of them together can be an absolute nightmare at the best of times, and if your MIL does a lot of your babysitting I can see why she might have wanted a bit of peace at the weekend, we all need a bit of rest bite. You should have a word with your wife's Dad. At the end of the day, he may be stressed as a result of having the kids, but they don't need to hear that, it helps no one. I am guilty of saying things out of turn occasionally when I'm stressed, we all are, and I always try to make amends if I do say anything out of place, so you should let him know how the comment he made made you and your wife feel. And if he doesn't like it then f**k him. It's a daily struggle, and reading that someone else is going through the same (although in fairness it does sound like we have it mild in comparison), it does help. As others have said, if you ever need a chat, please feel free to send me a message.

I need help?, can you help me make a banner then?, one that takes the pish right out the fhud that is mysteriously giving you positive rep to help him get the help he most desperately needs. All the fhud has left in his life is to keep you above 1,000 likes and you think I need help.

If they really wanted the house to look like Hitler they'd get rid of the Pole in the garden.

Jethro Tull - A New Day Yesterday

Our handsome boy Zeus. He is a bit of a poser!

John & Beverley Martyn - New Day

I've seen a lot of rangers fans outraged at this disgusting act on Facebook.... The same support who sang "hang Neil Lennon hang him high" at Easter road in 2010

Looks like the guy 2nd from the right is trying to order 3 beers in a busy club

If the choice was between a Trump who could run back-to-back marathons and Clinton who had already been pronounced dead, people should still vote for Clinton.

The 'business as usual' reaction of her entourage to her wobbling about and having to be dragged into her van speaks volumes.

Do they have arms that can be tied together to get them through the turnstyle?

That's a decent shout tbf. Although we're only a handful of games into the season, I'm already pretty worried about this team. We look no better than any of the part timers we've come up against and have had some really poor individual performances. I'm willing to give Boateng a few more games before I begin the witch hunt, but he has been so poor since he arrived it's unbelievable. MacDonald looks like he's completely forgotten how to defend. Stewart, while excellent going forward, still has a lot to learn defensively at RB. The midfield generally can be chronically slow in moving the ball. We don't look like we have any depth in the forward area. Why the f**k has Scullion been brought in? Surely to God our own youngsters (Louden?) can't be any worse than him? Add to the above our u20s have been gubbed the first two games of the season it's looking pretty bleak at the moment. I fear that Daly will be released in January to free up a wage to fix our defensive frailties. We should never have been in the position where we've had to gamble on a last minute signing (Boateng), really poor planning on that front. Albeit I understand the circumstances with EWB is likely to have upset the planning process. Think that's my incoherent ramblings done for today...

Is there a way to recharge the supernatural properties of a magic hat which has stopped working? Asking for a mate.

Only after an old firm game (sort of) could the fans of the team who completely fucked their rivals (sort of) come across as an even bigger bunch of sewer-dwelling thundercunts than those of an Ibrox persuasion. Incredible scenes. This has truly been a display of wagon-circling to make losers like Tedi and Bennett green with envy.

Yes because those blow up dolls hanging from the stand would've looked a bit silly with their arms sticking out.

People taking their kids down to the game early so they can get a good spot to shout abuse at Joey Barton "Dad can we go to the park this morning?" "No we have to shout abuse at Joey Barton" "But..." "WE HAVE TO SHOUT ABUSE AT JOEY BARTON"

Too busy being "up to your knees in cistern flood"

The toilets shouldn't have goaded them.

They're fast as f**k those things. I captured one recently and let it go about 100m away from my house and by the time I got home it was sitting on my chair smoking a fag and flicking through the tv channels.

Both players did go head to head agreed, I think the pumphy boy got the red for the forward motion he made when they went head to head. In all honesty it was handbags but a moment of madness that cost pumphy on the day and potentially the next 3 weeks.