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Forum's fucked. Completely cunted.

I wouldn't say there was a clique as such, more just a huge number of posters who all find Grim O'Grady horrendous, insufferable and a blight on this forum.

You take this forum way too serious.

I've supported Clyde at Shawfield, Firhill, Douglas Park and Cumbernauld. The reason? I support Clyde, not the town. Can you tell me what loyalty or support Celtic have shown to Cumbernauld to give them your support?

Typical polis.

The artist formerly know as Grimbo has managed to find his way on to the Queens Falkirk thread. His sole reason for being there, is that he's followed TGIG to call him a grass. Utterly tragic.

The Morton forum must be a fucking hoot.

The modern world is shite. Back in the day men would settle their differences with a good old fashioned rammy following the Marquess of Queensbury rules and now they just bitch about each other on fucking blogs from the safety of their bedrooms.

The Norseman Bummerz

Hope this works. What a volley! https://mobile.twitter.com/doublefault28/status/767162171646177280/video/1

Sensational viewing these last few pages. Heads well and truly gone.

Thats Wasps1 you're describing.

The only times I've ever had a "duvet day" is when me & the bird have been trocious on the swedge & chae the previous night, and I know that popping a filth flick on the DVD will end up with her being quite happy to wear a pus like a painters radio before we order pizza and watch Easties. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole.

Household pet. Total tap in [emoji8]

Then the word you're looking for is "Sunday".

VT and his pals.

Stone The Crows - Danger Zone

Tweet the news to them.

Diaz sounds like a parody of a thick fighter talking shit.

Consistently good contributors banned, absolutely atrocious posters prevailing and a storm of shocking stanzas & songs. P&B is dying; the king is dead, long live the queen. eta: I'd like to nominate @Rudolph Hucker (and what looks like a lot of additional aliases), @ashton and @Sinclair Street for a combined 'Heads Gone'. They appear to be engaged in some sort of war of attrition, confined to each others' profiles.

One, two, three, four, five No one on the list can count that high They need to take shoes and socks off if they're gonna The boys say they one day want to reproduce But I really don't think they oughta Joke explained, once again this week I must breathe deep, 'cause rage is cheap I like fb, romeo, grimbo and throbber But as I continue you know they're getting thicker So what can I do? I really beg you, you lot To me, it is simple natural thought Anything daft and stupid let div just dump it Here come Skidmarks on the trumpet A little post from throbber on the site A little miscue from romeo its alright A little bit of grimbo woe is me A little bit of fb and his w a t p A little bit of 8 mile flinging poo Anything short of banhammer just wont do And thats about as much of that song I can handle Its bad and im bored waiting on toddler sleeping

That's pretty tragic stuff.

Been dead for weeks m9. Ever since the beast chat thread.

Oh, scroogey.

No dealing to local cats. Personal use only. Thank you.

Dodgy run up never instills confidence!

That's exactly how we tried to use Beattie last season and it simply doesn't work. I'll be honest, I'm surprised he was offered another senior gig but, understandably Edinburgh brought him in and maybe thought he would be their linchpin. I was of the opinion that he is done, doesn't have the legs to run the channel and doesn't have the ability to win the battles in the air, but I would like to see Edinburgh stay up, so I hope you can find a way to utilise him.

With Beattie in the team against Forfar and Elgin the ball was just pumped up the park in a 'hit and hope' style. Not good to watch and not effective. Better movement and approach against Cowdenbeath without Beattie. We could well have scored a couple in the first half and another in the second. Not sure why Beattie wasn't in the squad, maybe due to injury? Although he brings experience and strength up front, his lack of pace and stamina are a serious weakness.

Fairport Convention : Flowers Of The Forest

Really give yourself a treat and do both of them.

Felled by throbber's drone.

f**k me, that thing's about to crash - the rotor thingies have stopped!

The Morton Meltdown sounds like one of these outdoor muddy challenge events.

As The Moonster says if he improved his finishing I reckon he'd be at a bigger club than ourselves. He doesn't shirk a challenge, puts himself about a fair bit and has a stunning first touch. If he could add a more clinical edge to his finishing I reckon he'd hit 15+ this season. Even without that however I reckon he'll get a decent number this season. All 3 Championship defences he's faced so far haven't been quite sure of how to deal with him, and the more him and Stevo play together the more I can see a partnership forming between the two of them. He looks to be enjoying himself too, he's got a cracking attitude on the pitch and seems to be the centre of the pre-game bantz which is nice to see. I wasn't sure how we'd replace Christian Nade, but credit to Stevie (and presumably Stuart Millar, our scout) because they look to unearthed a real gem. It's also great to have a natural striker for once! Last season we were heavily reliant on Garry Fleming up top and I don't think being a lone striker - particularly as a targetman - suits him. He'll have a tough task getting back into the team when he's fit I reckon, and that says a lot about Thomson as Gaz has been one of the first names on the teamsheet since we were promoted.

The Rolling Stones - Yesterday's Papers

To me Muirhead is really a centre back and Taiwo a centre mid so I think i can understand the Falkirk fans having issues re lack of width??

No he doesn't: they're two screwballs working in (utterly tragic) cooperation.

I'm not fully match fit, but I'm pleased to announce ehm back in the gemme. Yaaaaaaaassssssss

I've never been to a Nandos. I have no desire to go. I have been to KFC however. I have no desire to ever return. Others have correctly pointed out just how revolting it fucking is. A truly dreadful shed of shite. Had a Burger King last week. XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger obviously. Glorious.

I'm sure I have called several situations correctly before the events took place..... including.... OldCo will not get a CVA and therefore Rangers FC will die. They died.

I have been on the receiving end of some number of thrashings on here but getting called one of the 4 simpletons has cut me to the very core.

Laser precision stuff by Pete Rockwell to pinpoint four simpletons on here. That's like recognising four grains of sand on the beach.

What a scrap this is

Dat combo

Apologies Falkirk looks like I Div'd you by backing you to win the league pre-season at the Bookies.

I hope you had a miserable day

My Back Passage by Emma Royd? The Beatles : Paperback Writer

Results from the hospital, biopsy of the lump in my liver is clear, no cancer!