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Dens, America, Camperdown; we play where we want.

Whole city of 147,000 people to yourself and struggling to shift 3500 season tickets. Minter.

I would personally prefer a redevelopment of Dens... primarily because I'd miss that honest, fuzzy feeling when you leave the Derry, glance up North Isla Street and think 'thank f**k I'm not an Arab.'

Was The_Kincardigan actually trying to blame the 'diddy' supporters for the shameful manoeuvres that the 'diddy' chairmen and owners tried to get away with - just to quickly gloss over that little local difficulty in 2012? Really? A new low, even taking into account his normal lunacy.... If the likes of Stewart Milne and ALL OTHER top league power brokers had got their disgraceful way, the currant Team/Club/Companies/Basket of Assets,Dressed In Blue Playing Out Of Ibrox Stadium would have started the 2012-13 season with a cosy 10 point penalty - and the bears would still have been squealing injustice. The Diddy Revolt beat any pathetic posturing protests and marches on Hampden / BBC by a factor of about a thousand. Please - Die Again You Arseholes. Give us a laugh with Version 3. On Topic - that Doncaster 'interview' was - even at this stage of the journey - the most boak inducing pile of nonsense offered during the entire clusterfuck

This campaign against Grim has got to be one of the more pathetic things I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot.

I think that was me tbh. Minters all round. Were you not the guy who said you'd want him to sign for Dundee so you can see some seething Pars fans? You have been by far the biggest mess on this thread, sore one.

Anyone else back over 2.5 goals in all of tonight's Irn Bru cup games? I made £1364 from a £10 stake over 3 bets

Won't be 15,000 - would be pointless as we'd never fill it (apart from derbies obv) It's not in camperdown, it's alongside the current leisure park and access will be via the kingsway as well as the retail park so traffic shouldn't be a huge issue. Parking will obviously be easier as well, big old car park already there with more to be added. Bar in the stadium, retail outlets (food most likely) as part of the development and jobs a good un. I'll fucking miss Dens but progress is required at Dundee. Years of poor product have eroded our support and as much as I love the stadium the facilities are less than ideal in parts of the ground. A new stadium will create a buzz and maybe bring some fans back.

I'm surprised Bonner knows we even exist going by his insightful analysis of 'that player there' and 'number 8' anytime any team who aren't Celtic are on Sportscene.

I'm honestly speechless! No word of a lie, when I was reading the last few posts my wife asked "Are you about to cry?" that's how excited I am about the legend returning Welcome Home Dobbs!!

He looked and played like a giraffe who had taken powerful muscle relaxants.

Update after tonights CL matches Pos. - Country - 16/17 - Total - Teams Left (Bold = CL)13. Croatia - 2.750 - 22.825 - 4/4 - Dinamo Zagreb, Rijeka, Hajduk Split, Lokomotiva Zagreb, 14. Greece - 0.700 - 22.800 - 5/5 - Olympiacos, PAOK, Panathinikos, AEK, PAS 15. Netherlands - 0.600 - 22.563 - 5/5 - PSV, Ajax, Feyenoord, AZ Alkmaar, Heracles16. Romania - 0.500 - 21.550 - 4/5 - Astra, Steaua Bucarest, Pandurii Targu Jiu, Viitorul Constanta17. Austria - 2.500 - 20.475 - 3/4 - RB Salzburg, Rapid Wien, Austria Wien, 18. Belarus - 2.875 - 19.750 - 3/4 - BATE, Torpedo Zhodino, Dinamo Minsk19. Sweden - 2.250 - 19.225 - 2/4 - AIK, IFK Goteburg 20. Denmark - 3.375 - 18.875 - 4/4 - FC Copenhagen, SonderjyskE, Midtjylland, Brondby 21. Norway - 1.375 - 18.325 - 1/4 - Rosenborg BK22. Poland - 1.375 - 17.250 - 2/4 - Legia Warsaw, Zaglebie Lubin23. Scotland - 2.375 - 16.925 - 2/4 - Celtic, Aberdeen24. Azerbaijan - 2.125 - 15.625 - 2/4 - Qarabag, Qabala Celtic's late winner in normal time really helped the coefficent and has made sure Scotland has European representation until Christmas. With Legia winning, it means that even if Aberdeen win and Zagleibie lose Scotland could not catch Poland until the Play-off round. Legia and Celtic will be seeded but could face tough opposition with the likes of Copenhagen, Ludogrets and Dinamo Zagreb all on the unseeded side of the draw. Norway lost Rosenborg from the CL last night and could lose all representatives before the group stages. Rosenborg will most likely be unseeded, which helps Scotland's chances of catching Norway as if Celtic were to qualify for the GS of the CL then the bonus point would put us ahead. Elsewhere: FC Kobenhavn defeated Astra and have secured at worst a EL Group stage berth for Denmark. Red Bull Salzburg defeated some Albanian outfit 3-0 on aggregate and will be seeded in the play-off round. Admira Wacker are out of the Europa league (def. 4-1 by Slovan Liberic) . A mixed night for Romania as champions Astra were humbled 3-0 (4-1agg) in the Danish capital whilst Steaua were able to win 2-0 at home (3-1agg) to last year's Europa League Quarter-finalists Sparta Prague. Astra will be unseeded in EL and Steaua will be seeded in the CL. Greece's Champions league campaign is over with both sides falling at the first hurdle to the mighty Hapoel Be'eer shava (def. Olympiacos 1-0) and rather ironically Ajax (def. PAOK 3-2 Agg). So their European campaign could be in tatters before the end of August. Games to look out for tomorrow night: Aggregate score included Vorskla Poltava (Ukr) 0-0 Lokomitiva (Cro) Rijeka 0-0 Istanbul Basaksehir (Tur) Hajduk Split 3-0 FC Oleksandriya (Ukr) AEK (Gre) 0-0 Saint-Ettiane (Fra) PAS 0-1 AZ Alkmaar (Ned) AIK Solna (Swe) 0-1 Panathinikos FC Arouca (Por) 1-1 Heracles (Ned) Maccabai Tel-Aviv (Isr) 3-1 Pandurii Targu Jiu (Rom) Viitorul Constanta 0-5 Gent (Bel) Rapid Wien (Aut) 0-0 Torpedo Zhodino (Blr) Spartak Trnava (Svk) 1-0 Austria Wien Dinamo Minsk (Blr) 1-1 Vojovidina (Srb) HJK (Fin) 2-1 IFK Goteborg (Swe) SonderjyskE (Den) 2-1 Zaglebie Lubin (Pol) Midtjylland 1-0 Videoton (***) Brondby 0-1 Hertha BSC (Ger) NK Maribor (Slo) 1-1 Aberdeen (Sco) Qabala (Aze) 1-1 Lille (Fra)

Typical Aberdonian trying to save a few quid

No, it won't just be you. I'd imagine it's nagging at the back of lots of our minds. The excitement today overrides such doubts though. It's not just that he was so effective before; it's that he was such a joy to watch. It does remain to be seen whether he can have the impact we all hope for, but even if he has half of it, he'll be strengthening our team massively.

Always find it mental when folk are talking about stadiums that they're delighted at the prospect about hanging out in a massive car park. Because there's a kfc doesn't make it fun, you fleece wearing weirdos.

LOL. I have regressed into starstruck schoolboy mode. And I was in my 30's when he was here the first time! I have been biting my tongue since I found out about this. Outstanding job from all involved.

How old is too old to get a name and number on the back of your top??

I'm overcome with this news. I could weep. I want to be one of those simpletons that heads down to the ground and just hangs around when momentous news breaks.

He could possibly be past it, he might not live up to the expectation but for this moment of delight from seeing a legend come home after a successful career for him is totally worth it. Very rarely does a signing this big, come totally out of the blue and just lifts everything about the club.

There will be enough tits in the crowd

Oh dear, he's a Cowdenbeath fan not a Shire fan "As someone at the game as a neutral" should have been the clue, well that and his username and team being Cowdenbeath.

Just read that [emoji32] As long as they move the Derry there it won't matter. [emoji4]

Red hot chilli peppers and Muse are utterly dreadful bands.

Rangers need to die again IMO. Was well funny the last time.

7.7 million of them? Thinking back, we were like Luxembourg declaring war on the Soviet Union.

If this actually happens it will be great news for Dundee's wee club. Over the years Dundee fans have had to endure a string of con men, charlatans, spivs and fantasists - the guys in charge now look like the real deal and if they're prepared to make an investment of this magnitude it suggests that they're in this for the long haul.

We want supporters coming to Dens alive.

Incorporate a giant pub inside the new ground. Problem solved.

Here's last night's teams if it helps.

The Derbies will be different If Dundee do build a new ground, something special about being next door to your rivals.

As with the podcasts, the amount of work that went into the Five Things and the quarterly report cards was unreal. For the former, I was basically sacrificing almost every Sunday to watch highlights, read match reports, write copy, edit copy, format content etc. Sometimes I didn't get to my bed until 3am. As for the report cards, I would take the week off work to get them done. They were really tricky to do, especially for League 2 teams like Annan Athletic and Montrose, teams without decent highlights packages. It's nice to read that people liked our work and appreciated the effort. I'm pretty proud at what we achieved between 2012 and 2015. As for the latest podcasts, I'm just crossing some ts and dotting some is but once they're done we'll be back in action.

I always thought I'd be against a new stadium if it ever was suggested. But f**k it! Let's make a 3 Derrys for a braw atmosphere.

7/4, trap three.

After the installation of underground supermarket and city centre monorail link, we'll be in the pink in no time.

Camperdown is walking distance from me. Glad the owners took my request seriously.

Stevie Aitken in a Jack Bauer-esque role, covering unfeasible distances across Scotland in short timescales, securing new players, to head off the total annihilation of DFC in time for the league season starting. #sons24

Well it made me laugh you miserable c**t

So amusing that you started a thread whinging about it.

The one in the background would have paid out enough to retire on [emoji23]

Utterly bonkers. Fans aren't entitled to moan about Doncaster's performance because he was put in place largely by the boards of the clubs we support? That really is the height of what you're saying, isn't it, despite the fact that it's been acknowledged from the outset? What a fool you've made of yourself here. Pick your battles in future, or more specifically, pick your battlegrounds.

Aye but you let your club die mate.

Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill

In fairness, in your first post you said it was "simply" about sevco media rights, then you ask " Show me how it was nothing to do with sevco media rights." Like you're under the impression we're as full of toilet duck as you are and won't notice the difference. Stop ruining this thread and accept that regardless of how his employment came about he's a reprehensible jobby. And so are you.

It's a very tiny number of people who are at it and those shows are designed to demonise all those on benefits. It helps perpetuate the establishment line that poor = lazy.

Right lads, there seems to be a bit of a clamour for this sort of thing so I'll go away and see if we can get a two or three on the go between now and the end of the month. There's a couple of boys I quite fancy doing one with - leave it with me.

It's typical right wing shite from people who think that just because they were able to get a decent life for themselves that anyone else should. In their eyes everyone is responsible for their own lives which is fair enough to some underachievers but for too many people out there the psychological damage can be inflicted with an unhappy childhood and impossible to shake off and seek decent employment just like that.

The problem with saying "folk should go out and work" is a bit simplistic when you factor in how many people are simply unemployable. They've scraped through school, bailed out at the minimum age, find it hard to interact socially with people outwith their small sphere. They've probably been the victim of their own parents' (or lack of parents) lack of guidance and it becomes a vicious circle of generations of living on benefits. f**k knows how to sort all that out.

Ouch boys thanks for the advice, I'll treasure it. dont get the "attention seeker" moniker bit mind but I'll bow down to your superior knowledges. You will hardly hear a peep out of me for almost 2 weeks, see you then tbone buddy. Missing you all already G-Bo ETA thanks for promoting me to the Pun Club, doubt they will accept your references but I'm prepared to take them to an industrial tribunal. 2nd ETA Modz plz to shut me the attention seeking f**k up, is there away to turn off reps? Tbone it's not you, it's me, I think it's time you started seeing someone else babes.