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Hemmings has gone. Stewart will follow. As will Bain, Gowser, O'Dea and every single other member of the squad. One thing will always remain. This moment. Forget why it was happening. Forget what's gone before or after. Just look at it. Fucking look at it. What a bunch of great cùnts.

Stay doon.

Buzzing with this! Shite CP but it's in the dex!

I would release him purely because he blocked me on Twitter. During a development game against St Johnstone he was getting a bit of grief from their fans - all 5 of them! Some comments referenced his hair colour & the like. His dad snapped and started to shout at people in an incredibly aggressive manner. Maybe understandable when your son getting abused. His mum joined in and branded them racists. They then sat down but much to my amusement his dad sat for a good few minutes with his middle finger up, giving it to those behind him. If anything this encouraged the offenders & an increased amount of comments ensued. My ban came when I tweeted him after the match saying that in this day an age such treatment was disgusting & he maybe could be the MLK of our time. Immediately blocked. So for this reason & nothing to do with skill or ability...get rid!

3 looks like a B. 5 looks like an S. 35 = BS = this thread

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It was a bit far fetched in places, but Anthony Hopkins was really good.

"LIMITED LIABILITY" and what it means to be in "LIMITED COMPANY". Because of recent events from 2012 there has been a complete revamping of what the above actually means in a business sense. Rangers Football Club before 1899 was the business that paid taxes as an association of members, but it was the business legally recognised by the law as the entity in question. "LIABILITY", this meant that the association members were held for complete liability of the business's debts should the club/business become victim of being unable to pay off it's debtors. The up side to this arrangement was that the members could share out all the clubs profits between themselves without question. The "CLUB", "Association members", adopted the governments law statutes of the protection of "LIMITED LIABILITY" , meaning should the Club/business be unable pay off it's debts the members had a "LIMITED LIABILITY", meaning they were no longer held accountable for all the clubs debts and were only held accountable to the level of investment they put into the club. If one had invested £1,000 then that was the amount they were liable for and not a penny more. The down side to the arrangement was that the new shareholders, former members of the association couldn't now share all the profits between themselves any more. They either took a wage or a cut of the profits, they couldn't just help themselves to any money in the club just because they could. "COMPANY", often these days referred to as an entity, this is not the case because it is an agreement with the government/HMRC. How so?, the business/club signed off on legal documents to protect any creditors to the business/club should it fall into financial trouble. It is referred to as being in company with the law and the legal system, a partnership if you like. It is not and never will be a separate entity ever because it is an arrangement/agreement/partnership etc, Rangers FC est 1872 lost it's company status/arrangement to the law/legal system because it fell foul to it's obligation to pay off it's debts. The club/entity/business then went through the laws that wound up business's that failed to reach an agreement with its creditors and then into liquidation of the business's assets to pay off the creditors at a fraction of it's debts owed. What the corrupt associations, SFA & SPL have done is try to con everyone that being in company with the HMRC/government is a recognised legal entity, it is not and never will be because it is an agreement/accord. For some Rangers fans who will try to argue the club lives on and this defunct legal arrangement released the club from it's limited liability to then create another limited liability within the law, fcuk off. The club cannot live on as if it was still completely intact to then make another company agreement or another "limited liability" with the law/HMRC. As far as the HMRC as concerned they are liquidating a business/club that went bust chasing the dream, Rangers Football Club went out of business and another separate similarly named business then bought over the dead business's/clubs assets and traded in name to something similar to the entity/club that went bust. A continuation of another dead business but not the exact same business.

Breaking Bad is absolute bollocks.

Donald Findlay is Craig Whytes lawyer

Fletwood Mac - Cold Black Night

Breaking Bad is bad television and if you think it's good then you're probably a bit thick. If you think The Big Lebowski isn't funny then you're probably a bit thick too. The Wire is brilliant.

When you become a dad, your testosterone levels drop sufficiently to allow you to function around kids and tolerate folk talking about their kids etc. Once, your offspring hit about five y/o, you're programmed to lose interest in kids and can go back to your pre-parenthood levels of manliness.

I hate c***s who are 'into' cars. Stupid wee tits who probably have a RIP Paul Walker on the back of their Vauxhall Corsa. I think modern Britain is fucking horrendous. I hate other people's kids.

He probably didn't even notice what he was saying.

He's not single. I saw him in one of the wife's celeb magazines earlier. There was a pic of him frolicking in the Tay with his new bird..

You sold your best player for £250,000. Thank you.

This has got to be the best thread in P&B history

The Australian education system?

It'll have never seen or touched a baked bean. Packed full of chemicals to make it taste like baked beans. Mmmmm baked bean flavoured chemicals :drool

A Sonos system is the perfect method for waking your wife (or any other member of the household) after she locks you out of your house. Returning from Pittodrie last night I was unable to unlock the front door as she left the key in on the inside (relatively new house and she forgets the key has to come out the door to allow someone else to unlock it). Her phone was on silent, we haven't set up the landline yet and the bell wasn't stirring her from slumber. Brainwave hit, next thing I hear is Northsound blasting from the bedroom. Did the trick and she'll never forget again I think............

Deeboy and Govan are a match made in heaven!

aye diddy team signs well known player in his twilight years to try to flog shirts. I'm glad our biggest Scottish clubs never stoop to such tactics...

Celtic and Aberdeen's draws have helped our coefficient, however after Legia's win, Scotland are no closer to Poland and after Qarabag and Qabala's draws we're no further ahead of Azerbaijan Pos. - Country - 16/17 - Total - Teams Left (Bold = CL)15. Croatia - 2.550 - 22.625 - 4/4 - Dinamo Zagreb, Rijeka, Hajduk Split, Lokomotiva Zagreb,16. Romania - 0.300 - 21.350 - 4/5 - Astra , Steaua Bucarest, Pandurii Targu Jiu, Viitorul Constanta17. Austria - 2.250 - 20.225 - 4/4 - RB Salzburg, Rapid Wien, Austria Wien, Admira Wacker18. Belarus - 2.875 - 19.750 - 3/4 - BATE, Torpedo Zhodino, Dinamo Minsk19. Sweden - 2.250 - 19.225 - 2/4 - AIK, IFK Goteburg 20. Denmark - 3.120 -18.625 - 4/4 - FC Copenhagen, SonderjyskE, Midtjylland, Brondby 21. Norway - 1.375 - 18.325 - 1/4 - Rosenborg BK22. Poland - 1.250 - 17.125 - 2/4 - Legia Warsaw, Zaglebie Lubin23. Scotland - 2.125 - 16.675 - 2/4 - Celtic, Aberdeen24. Azerbaijan - 2.125 - 15.625 - 2/4 - Qarabag, Qabala The good news is that Poland look like they'll be down to a sole team in Europe as Zaglebie Lubin lost at home to SonderjyskE. If both Celtic and Aberdeen win next week and both Polish sides lose on the night Scotland will be up into 22nd place, and Scotland may gain a 1 pt bonus for Celtic's participation in the CL groups stages. Plus any wins or draws count double from then onwards. Whilst APOEL need to overturn a 2-1 deficit to prevent Rosenborg from doing the same. Further up the table Romania look like they will be down to just three teams as Viitorul and Pandurii suffered pastings against Genk and Maccabai. Edit: just noticed both Swedish sides lost tonight, they could easily lose all European competitors in this round.

Bobbie Gentry : I'll Never Fall In Love Again

Comes after 34 but before 36.

Found his level!

Backwards, like your attitudes towards women's rights.

Pidgy, Pidgeotto and a Pidgeot all in the space of half an hour.

The Daily Mail also reporting Billy Bowie is backing a vote of no confidence alongside his fellow directors to oust MJ from the board... While former director David Moran delivered the legal papers, calling for an EGM, on the club yesterday.

Cold Fusion & free energy. Might look like a pipe dream at the moment but might grow some legs in the future. Both have the potential to produce plenty of cheap energy. They say nuclear energy is cheap but do not factor in the costs of decommissioning or the cost of a nuclear meltdown. Renewable is best for the environment?, apparently, but comes at a higher cost and my bills are already too high. If I were to choose without factoring in the cost of pence per unit, I'd deffo go for renewable. You should see the forest of wind turbines from where I live.

This is where the saying "show me the Monet" came from.

41 Ross Tokelys done.

Are you actually ITK or are you trying to take the piss out of me? If you are actually ITK we can laugh together, if you are taking the piss I'll fight you anytime, anyplace. Thank you.

Hit level 20. Used one of my lucky eggs and evolved everything I could. 30 minutes wasn't enough time though and still have more to evolve! This is how I'm looking so far.. Got Slowpoke out a 5km egg too

So not a yes or a no? You could argue Hemmings goals kept us up last season. When we signed him that's all we were worried about. You could imagine the board's discussions. 'Here's a guy who flopped at Rangers and at Barnsley but he had a decent record at Cowdenbeath. f**k it if anyone offers us 250k in 12 months time we'll bite their hand off'. You've made an arse of yourself over this, despite all the 'Boredom Guy' stuff if I'm honest I expected a bit more from you, I actually thought more of you. However there's nothing easier to get in life than a disappointment. I've been humming and hawing over season tickets this year but f**k it I'm buying 2 tomorrow. (Yes that's one to keep and one to send back)

This salad was brought to you by words.

Oh Hai RandomGuy

Many moons ago I was in London catching up with some old pals. Got back to my hotel in the middle of the night and realised I'd left my wallet in their lounge. Went back to their house but couldn't get them to answer the door. Managed to break in through their patio doors and rescued the wallet. I was bursting and didn't want to fumble in the dark looking for the toilet so pissed in a plant pot. I thought they'd be none the wiser but they never spoke to me again.

The folks came home absolutely paralytic one night and couldn't find their keys to get in, so the old man smashed the kitchen window, climbed through somehow unscathed, opened the front door from the inside, and they promptly went to sleep. They found the keys in the front door the next morning.

Any truth in the rumour that Div is considering selling to an Asia-based consortium?

This.

In 2012 a Dundee man opened a packet of Jacob's Cheddars biscuits and found that not a single one was broken. A Jacob's spokesman said there was no record of such a thing ever happening before and they were unable to explain how it had happened. The packet is now on display in the Royal Museum of Scotland in Edinburgh.

Elgin has the highest number of male prostitutes per square mile in Europe.

Drove past here yesterday. It's sort of a home from home for Colts fans, we usually come away with the win.

Whatever, she has a dislikable face and I would take great pride in seeing her fall off a bike.