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Was my dad's funeral today. Really lovely send off. And I'm fucking blootered now

Backwards, like your attitudes towards women's rights.

He really is a disgusting piece of shit.

Utter circus

"Gas Safe Registered Plumber" "Domestic & Commercial Services Catered For" "Broad Gauge Arsehole & Wifebeating Provided Free Of Charge"

She gets by, usually by also putting me on ignore.

I wish our bod had clicked that he was hopeless as quickly as Fleetwoods have. Shouldve never got the job in the first place and then it was criminal giving him again once we'd been relegated without so much as a whimper.

I'm pretty sure that all clubs unanimously agreed the play off structure back in 2013. As a club we shouldn't be bleating about how hard done by we've been the past few years when we helped put the rules in place in the first place! The right thing to do is to assemble a squad strong enough to cope with the rules, not bitch about them.

Back in our student flat many moons ago, we had a Polaroid camera. Anyone who visited the flat got their photo taken and they wrote their phone number on, and they were stuck on the wall by the phone. We must have accumulated around 40 or 50 pictures (including plumbers, my flatmate's girlfriend's mum and the Landlady). So one day we decided to play top trumps with them. From memory, the categories were: Age Height Weight Shitest haircut Biggest arsehole Who would win in a fight (a wee lassie would always trump a guy) We didn't write down the stats, so there would inevitably be arguments about who was the bigger arsehole or who weighed more. The top trump was an utter walloper called Cavie, who was a big fat b*****d, practised martial arts and had a ridiculous half crew-cut type haircut. Conversely, I was one of the worst cards, being young, small, crap at fighting, and a top notch guy.

It would have been a decent thread - if you weren't just outed as a fucking grass and this is your way of trying to get back onside. You're Inzaghi right now. Deal with that fact.

We really need SD to do an update on the the thing he put on the Cup forum yesterday. He's so selfish though that he's not done it. These games have been finished now for over an hour, but still nothing. I can't believe that guy at times.

Well said. I always feel exactly the same when bennett posts about Jock Stein. Bennett is a dyed in the wool proven p***k too though.

It is creepy the way you are constantly tongue punching tedi's ring.

Classy folk like the Larsson's would never get involved with that disgrace of a fitba club. Sevco are more of a Joey Barton type of club.

Beach Boys - God Only Knows

Another story from that flat was one evening we tried mixing the remains of some cheap white wine and even cheaper cider together. The resulting concoction (which was christened Swine) was declared to be a resounding success. So much so that we all leapt out of bed at 9am the next morning to march triumphantly to the local carryout shop to buy around 8 litres of Pulse and a few bottles of the cheapest plonk available, for our inaugural "Swine at Nine" event. SwineFest continued all day - interrupted only by repeated trips back to the offie. I was keeping a lid on it as I was working in a pub in the afternoon. I came back around 9pm to witness some of the worst drinking-related carnage I've ever seen. Bodies and furniture scattered everywhere. Despite none of us being remotely violent-minded - even with a drink in us - some of the all-day Swiners decided to have "stand-up" fights... basically, the closest you can get to real fighting without actually wanting to hurt the other person. I only mention all this because it suddenly occurred to me that these fights might have come as a result of the Swine-fuelled debates about who would beat who in the Top Trumps cards.

Metaphorically not physically I presume?

Ugh.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Stone Free

Disagree with this. Under normal circumstances I'd agree but I think the team's achievements last season did warrant that appreciation. The supporters were excellent that day - even though the team weren't. Christ, I just remembered how bad we were that day. Total shite.

Led Zeppelin - Dazed And Confused

The Temptations : Ball Of Confusion

Kinks - State Of Confusion

Just back from teaching my first ever English class.....I survived! Fucking hell it was nerve wracking though!

Possibly your most tragic post ever.

MD has absolutely stolen this thread. Grimbo's absolutely seething.

I am sorry for not including you, my child, but I didn't know if you were a believer. Regardless, I thank you and hope that you will receive me. (Mon Dieu took the thread and he broke it. After giving thanks, he said: "Take this @Pete Rockwell and eat it - this is the blood of P&B which I have given up for you - do this in memory of me.")

The other area that's grossly unfair is the bookings situation. Far more chance of the championship side getting players suspended for the final than the top flight side. These areas need sorted to make it a bit more of a level playing field. On saying that there's nothing worse than the losers coming out and moaning about it once they've been pumped. I'd rather we concentrated on getting a decent team on the park so we didn't need to worry about playoffs but are able to actually win the league outright.

Booitsme is back.

Since he stopped exclusively posting pictures in NSFW, it's clear that King Kebab is actually one of the worst posters on the site.

Where does that guy's chin end and his neck start?

If I can't get it anywhere I may need to ask you for a lend of it Hoping I can get silver though, loved that.

I think his point is that a certain St Mirren ex-poster would require a category for specificity. Put me down for pointless deception please (apparently), and yourself for dirty, filthy grassery, I guess?

Aye, I spent the morning watching the news in Phoenix, and there was a whole bunch of stuff being said about things that had supposedly happened, only for them to be dropped and never mentioned again. Seemed suspicious to me at the time, until I realised that the channels reporting on it (pretty much all of them) were trying to fill the airtime and prattling any old shite that was fed to them, or that they dreamed up themselves. It's funny how often these news reports are still used as evidence of wrongdoing, though, like the press are infallible.

Excellent idea.

Phew it survived the thread cull. Would have been a travesty.

Never realised until now just how much of a 'wid' Debbie Harry was back in the day. Whoever pulled 1970's me out of that would have been crowned King of England.

Bo Diddley - Who Do You Love?

Yeah he left. The last I heard he was on trial at Barrow.

Allman Brothers Band - You Don't Love Me

Can people please stop saying this? It's very obviously not as simple as that and we don't know the full story yet.

this quiz keeps drawing me in like the childcatcher from Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang. Its promises of a shiny 8 or 9 out of 10 seem so believeable. 4/10

What a day to be alive

A couple of the harder remixes from the new Gareth Emery album. The album itself it great but the remixes are even better. I've got a rotation of about 8 or 9 podcasts that I listen to and Emery has been on fire this year.

Goes against the grain for me to agree here but you've called this yin right. Wee note to Grimbo and, in fact, his GN, pun-club pals: You are all less interesting than you think you are. Go easy on the gas, chaps.