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One of the strangest things on the internet

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Don't remember last time I've went into a game actively supporting Man Utd

Fucking pushed the boat out on originality for names there. They probably locked themselves in.

I had a pie at Petershill yesterday. I could have seriously injured somebody with it.

Ding ding ding ding!

In Fife, most things are relatives.

A good summary of Newcastle's season.

Frijid Pink - House Of The Rising Sun

Nobody cares about you, you jakey moron. Deal with it.

What's the difference between Philpy and Rainman?? Autism.

£9500?! Just think, he could have given that to the cat and dog home as a tribute to his crispy pets.

The new Philpy.

Abiding memory from Perth High is of a wooden toby (lesson about johnnies) being produced from out of a polly bag. Said banger then rolled off the desk and clattered on the floor. Whole class turned to see what the noise was. Inevitable screams and hilarity.

Nice and easy parkrun on Saturday, didn't push too hard, other than a sprint finish with someone else! Grangemouth 10k this morning, and I'm happy with how that went - 39:24 for a 35 second PB! Delighted with that. Perfect course for it, almost perfectly flat and no scenery to distract!

Think you'll find that clinching the Scottish Cup is the biggest ever result for The Famous: not beating second-tier dross like yourselves. Of course, lifting that major trophy is something that has surely been achieved by Hibs many times in the last centur... oh.

That accent.

Don't think you should be posting on the Sabbath mate.

Probably Alloa.

( Most Bots are programmed to self destruct on reaching 75,000 posts, Hopefully ) Martin Carthy - I Was A Young man

I fucking Claudio

You lot can hardly talk, your away support wore hawaiian gear to Firhill a couple of years ago. Shameful.

I've got Auchinleck Talbot on my arm.

Agreed and I love the way language changes and evolves with every generation. That said I still think anyone who uses "should of" instead of "should have" should have their existence terminated with extreme prejudice.

The money arguments are more to do with drawing a team like Krasnodar. If you are getting papped out in a qualifier by an oligarch funded team you want to make some money out of it.That's where the qualifiers should be regionalised. It's not a glamour tie if it costs more to play it than you make from it.

Aye, I'm the same with the uphill/downhill thing. I'm not quite equal pace on the two, but in races I pretty much always go past folk going uphill and get caught on the way down. It always annoys me as well. Nice parkrun in Kirkcaldy yesterday. One of our regulars, who was there most weeks running or volunteering almost to the end, died last week. She was well known for her bright gear, so in tribute a lot of folk ran yesterday in stuff as bright and garish as they could find, including the guy who's the main organiser running in a pink tutu! I was timekeeping rather than running, but nice to be there regardless. Good luck everyone with the marathons coming up in the next few weeks.

Some of our fans are unbelievable. I'm not exactly Mr Happy Clappy but who the hell complains about finishing top 6 or getting a European spot? I actually feel sorry for those fans of ours that can't even enjoy the limited success we have. Supporting the team must be like some kind of perpetual Malpas season for them.

I'm so relieved you told us you won't be watching this, that's a weight off my mind.

Pentangle - Light Flight

(Had completely forgot forgotten about that version) Pink Floyd - Let There Be More Light

2 for 6 now. Brechin the obvious losers on the OP's original forecast, Forfar the big winners with 4 points from the expected 0, Cowden also up on the prediction. Stenny are now officially back in the broon stuff.

Dreadful performance. To think that some of our fans had the nerve to sing 'boring, boring County'. We didn't create a single meaningful chance. If I hear another person say 'Pogba gives us something different', I think I'll cry. It becomes all the more staggering each week that this imposter and wage theif keeps club legend and our best striker out of the team. Best of luck to County for the rest of the season.

Thanks, found it! Goal at 3:25, bloke with his kid in the staircase to the left of the goal

Nope, still Westwood

More likely, Bert. Much more likely.

Do you get artificial pies at the 4g venues ?

That was Lamela's Jack Rodwell's Bebe moment.

Save the missile for next week IMO. No one untouched please.

Reminds me of this at about 48 seconds:

the OP is a Dunfermline fan and presumably a Fifer. Presumably the only sex education they get there is "run faster than your sister"...

It was a public domain crowd-funding project with £9k already raised before this 'information'. So on the basis that you've put forward, no he didn't inform everyone. We'll await 'honest' answers from the poster in question before making judgement though.

Did Hibs not lose 5-1 to their biggest rivals in a cup final?

Spooky. It's like Carol Vorderman is actually in the room.

Yeah, this season should work out with every team playing 19 home and 19 away games. Based on how many home and away games each team has played and what teams are due to play each other home and away, it's possible to work out the likely changes. Celtic: 16 Home, 17 Away Aberdeen: 16 Home, 17 Away Heart Of Midlothian: 16 Home, 17 Away Motherwell: 17 Home, 16 Away St Johnstone: 17 Home, 16 Away Ross County: 17 Home, 16 Away Dundee: 16 Home, 17 Away Partick Thistle: 16 Home, 17 Away Inverness CT: 16 Home, 17 Away Hamilton Academical: 17 Home, 16 Away Kilmarnock: 17 Home, 16 Away Dundee United: 17 Home, 16 Away TOP SIX Celtic: Aberdeen (H) Heart Of Midlothian (A) St Johnstone (A) Motherwell (H) Ross County (A) Aberdeen: Celtic (A) Heart Of Midlothian (H) St Johnstone (A) Motherwell (H) Ross County (H) Heart Of Midlothian: Celtic (H) Aberdeen (A) St Johnstone (A) Motherwell (A) Ross County (H) Motherwell: Celtic (A) Aberdeen (A) Heart Of Midlothian (H) St Johnstone (H) Ross County (A) St Johnstone: Celtic (H) Aberdeen (H) Heart Of Midlothian (H) Motherwell (A) Ross County (A) Ross County: Celtic (H) Aberdeen (A) Heart Of Midlothian (A) Motherwell (H) St Johnstone (H) Celtic - due 3 Home, 2 Away - 2 Home, 3 Away Aberdeen - due 3 Home, 2 Away - no changes required Heart Of Midlothian - due 3 Home, 2 Away - 2 Home, 3 Away Motherwell - due 2 Home, 3 Away - no changes required St Johnstone - due 2 Home, 3 Away - 3 Home, 2 Away Ross County - due 2 Home, 3 Away - 3 Home, 2 Away - Celtic v St Johnstone for third time - Heart Of Midlothian v Ross County for third time --- BOTTOM SIX Dundee: Partick Thistle (H) Inverness CT (A) Hamilton Academical (H) Kilmarnock (H) Dundee United (H) Partick Thistle: Dundee (A) Inverness CT (H) Hamilton Academical (H) Kilmarnock (A) Dundee United (A) Inverness CT: Dundee (H) Partick Thistle (A) Hamilton Academical (A) Kilmarnock (H) Dundee United (H) Hamilton Academical: Dundee (A) Partick Thistle (A) Inverness CT (H) Kilmarnock (H) Dundee United (A) Kilmarnock: Dundee (A) Partick Thistle (H) Inverness CT (A) Hamilton Academical (A) Dundee United (H) Dundee United: Dundee (A) Partick Thistle (H) Inverness CT (A) Hamilton Academical (H) Kilmarnock (A) Dundee - due 3 Home, 2 Away - 4 Home, 1 Away Partick Thistle - due 3 Home, 2 Away - 2 Home, 3 Away Inverness CT - due 3 Home, 2 Away - no changes required Hamilton Academical - due 2 Home, 3 Away - no changes required Kilmarnock - due 2 Home, 3 Away - no changes required Dundee United - due 2 Home, 3 Away - no changes required - Partick Thistle v Dundee for third time

Grimbo

The Beginning Stages of... The Polyphonic Spree. Just an absolute nothing album. The lead vocals are awful, half the songs are identical and it ends with 36 (THIRTY-SIX) minutes of looped vocals. Gimmicky pish. I know they're meant to be fantastic live though so maybe it just doesn't come across on the record.

Unfortunately I can't divulge any information about that customer's secret, illegal, account.