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Tom Anderson : Da Slockit Light

Seems to have been completely ignored, so obviously not.

The Dee's were an embarrassment the day, no fight, no heart, nothing positive. What a joke. Didn't play like a premier team. I feel like I have been shafted.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with criticising a club and it's manager, no matter what has happened before. There's a difference between being critical and spending the money to fly a plane over Tynecastle with a message on it though.

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street

You should get it sent to your ex, who could then stagger round to your folks, who could take care of the parcel until you get in to deal with her.

Only fools an horses annoys me. It's the biggest shite I've ever seen and people go mad for it.

216 runners for the first Elgin parkrun. We were hoping for 100...!! Chuffed!

Santana - She's Not There

Taken from your website: Let's begin with where I stand. I have long been in support of Scotland moving towards something close to full fiscal autonomy. I think Holyrood should be almost entirely responsible for raising what it spends. I've said repeatedly that I don't think the UK parties have been ambitious enough in their promises of further powers. Though the Smith Commission comes fairly close. I think there's room to devolve corporation tax, and I would probably devolve national insurance... That in bold means bugger all. What you are advocating is Scotsmen & women making the decisions in Scotland regarding how we spend our taxes. But in a wider context you want English politicians to decide the UK/Scotlands place in the world. I posted elsewhere that last December all Scottish MP’s bar one voted NOT to bomb ISIS in Syria. Yet the English MP’s voted overwhelmingly to bomb them. Where is Scotlands voice heard in a world-wide context? I take it that you are content that England decides. You ARE a BritNat.

Cream - I Feel Free

School boy error. Frankenstein was the creator, the monster or creature is what he means.If there is one thing I hate, it's barmen who don't know their gothic novels. Get him telt.

CANNOT UNSEE

Hope you lot absolutely ride Rangers silly today especially after their laughable statement regarding the comments from Harkins.

The Who - I Can See For Miles

Considering how most men have shagged a terrifying lunatic, I'm surprised none of the car manufacturers have gone down that route. "The new Peugeot BatshitCrazy: for the drive of your life"

Which is true. There's absolutely no doubt though that Fullerton was a truly vile individual, who shouldn't be glorified in song. However, this doesn't make it legitimate to describe Rangers fans collectively, as 'the Klan'.

Flying Burrito Brothers - Christine's Tune

The Kinks - I'm A Lover Not A Fighter

The Rolling Stones - Street Fighting Man

^^^currently unemployed

I'd rather have Jean give me a sausage surprise than tuck into Babe's Shepherd pie.

The sevco howlers will find fault in everything and anything involved with Rangers. It's sad and hilarious in equal proportions.

I liked it, it's caused a right stooshie on Twitter, everyone's favourite bloggers aren't happy.

I did. Think someone said that your clothing bonuses don't count once you put power armour on, though. Just don't go in a Hazmat Suit alone. Might be a little tricky.

The usual nonsense, isn't it? Celtic pretend they're all about social justice. Rangers pretend they're all about dignity. Both are entirely sickening.

I don't completely blame the season ticket holders in the RDL. It's a much better stand than the Merkland in terms of facilities and view and a lot of people will have had their seat their for several years. I can also understand why the club doesn't want to upset a block of fans which is worth hundreds of thousands of pounds every season. I do think that some kind of "best of both worlds" solution could have been found with a family section in the main stand side of the RDL with "normal" season ticket holders in the side towards the away end with those who have had ST's the longest there being given priority. Keeps the kids away from the big bad away fans and lets them see the players up close as they come out the tunnel. One side of the Merkland could be the singing section, with plenty of space for expansion, and season ticket holders from the RDL can get the pick of the seats with plenty available for general sale tickets. The solution they chose will end in tears when mums and dads complain about the singing sections boys saying a few bad words. I don't think there is an ideal scenario for the numbers they are getting but I don't think this is the answer.

Jesus. Praise be that burning the groom alive has been wiped out since that Summersisle fiasco. Anyway, Jambono is correct - Vegas is the answer. There are Elvii everywhere who'll marry you at the drop of a hat, and your whole honeymoon will be your stag/hen party, only without the bizarre unpleasant rituals. Unless you count the STD tests when you get home.

"Down in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots without due care or attention I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette i.e sidle out of the store gingerly" Half Man Half Biscuit kent the score.

The death toll on that must be what? 10? 15 a day?

So 30 years ago today Master of Puppets was released.

In 2014/15, 569 religiously aggravated charges were reported, four per cent fewer than the previous year and is at its lowest level since 2004-05, when 479 charges were reported. A spokesman for Police Scotland said "we are delighted to have achieved these figures, and this has been mainly accomplished by using a policy of turning a blind eye. And we hope to reduce these figures even more substantially in the coming years."

Appears I've missed the playoffs by 2.45 points; the 94.9-92.45 defeat from Oatlands Thundercats gave then the tie-breaker. Sare yin

Bump.

Ignore our detractors. Do not react to them.... By putting out a statement.

Inverness of Englandshire. Never seen so many Englishmen in a Scottish team. It used to be the other way around. Signing freebies from down south seems to work for them, 3rd in the league and in the cup final.

Rangers in for Stewart in the summer apparently. Definitely a media response to what Jeebsy said!

Finding out that all those diddy no-mark towns like Rochdale have their own, even diddier town rivals in the depths of the pyramid is always an eye-opener. Two teams fighting it out to be the best in Runcorn really tops the bald men and a comb analogy. It's like when you first discover that Forfar sustains more than just one laughable pub team in the village at the same time. Truly bizarre.