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I'm not sure how you think any non Rangers / The Rangers fan can be in any way 'upset' over events of the past four, getting on for five, years. It has been one glorious succession of hilarity from the start. And I don't think the end is anywhere in sight. Your Black Knight defiance is cute though...

They need to all look up which school the ref went to in event of a penalty against them

Phuckoffe

Shite. Ends in 'E' begins with a Pee

'Up votes' 'Down votes' GTF.

If your mate is willing to part with 2k I would sell it to him instead

Tears of an Arab...

31st December. The latest hearing was to see if the arrestment should be lifted.

Penetrate. Do I win £5?

Buy a top Institutional footy team for a quid. Tell them about your ambitious plans and off the radar wealth. Use someone else's money to clear any debt. Strip the place clean selling everything that isn't nailed down. f**k off to France

Just has to be followed by a Dylan tune Them - It's All Over Now Baby Blue

Rolling Stones : It's All Over Now

Everyone knew the club could never die.... Show The Red Card To Liquidation! Anti-Liquidation Demo On Saturday! On Saturday versus St Mirren 50,000 Bears will show that Rangers will not die by giving a red card to the threat of liquidation. At kick off and in the 18th and 72nd minutes - 1872! - raise your red card and voice your determination not to support anyone who is trying to drag the club down into liquidation. On Monday evening a meeting took place in Glasgow with host of fan groups to discuss the Bears fight-back against those who seek to do the club down. Rangers Football Club have survived the good and the bad for 140 years , the vast majority being very successful for a club now known to be the most successful club in world football. Its more than just a club, it’s a way of life for far too many people the world over to simply give it up to faceless money men with no love nor interest in this famous fitbaw club. It was agreed unanimously that we The Rangers support would fight tooth and nail against anyone or group who seek to liquidate the Gers. The message is simple, sink us and we will sink you ! You won’t simply reform a newco and everything’s bright and rosy, not a chance in hell. The Rangers fan base united won’t allow it, no fans, no players, no sponsor. NOTHING This Saturday we have arranged to allow every fan in Ibrox to show the administrators and any would-be liquidators the “red card”. 50,000 red cards will form part of display in protest at the enemy intent on finishing off The Rangers as we know it. Message banners and red cards will make our feelings clear as day, you are not welcome. The display is NOT in favour of any individual bid/bidders, we simply welcome anyone with Rangers best interest at heart. Feel free to bring your own message banners, we all know the rules ! The display will be set up on Thursday and Friday night , ALL Rangers fans are welcome to help set it up. To arrange help please email sie1872@googlemail.com It’s our club, it was our fathers club and it will be the club of our children! The Rangers FC forever! It’s all about The Rangers!

It's not just the red cards that are funny though. It's the "Sink Us And We'll Sink You" sentiment.Nothing better captures the impotent rage, the spite, the delusion and the entitlement felt by so many Rangers fans. On an occasion that called for humility, for contrition, we instead got this mindless shit.It's exactly what makes the fact that Rangers alone sank, while everyone else got along just fine, such an exquisite delight.

Not booted out of top division. Allowed entrance into bottom division.

Just learnt today that I'm going to be a Grandad for the 5th time. Yes I know, old codgers/ Grandparents thread for this piss

Use a helmet with headphones like knitemare TV instead!

aye, recovering

Using the irish spelling? Maybe he's the ultimate fake rangers fan.

Always amusing to see a pretentious p***k who prides himself on spelling and appreciation of single malts, cant spell 'Whisky' !

Stick to putting cola in yer whiskey.

Can't remember if I posted this great idea last time this thread was doing the rounds, but take out an advert in gullible woman's magazines, promising that you can guarantee the gender of a new-born baby for parents desperate for a boy or a girl. £1,000 or your money back. Send them a blue / pink sugar pill. If it turns out to be a boy when they wanted a girl or vice-versa, send them their money back. Otherwise, pocket the cash.

Buffalo Springfield : For What It's Worth

Grant Lee Buffalo - Fuzzy

Cuthbert has been fine this season. I've accepted we'll probably never see McGurn play for us again but more than happy with Cuthbert between the sticks.

Wasn't that Mozza's defence during his trial?

Same old Bennett.

Personally, I'm going on a cake hiding spree.

Convincing no one...

That cant be right, Northfield says it is a 1,000,000 - 1 shot. You must be wrong.

I Google searched for the totally real and ultra rare "adidas Old Kilpatrick" and found a website called faketrainers4unotrealshithead.Philippines.scam.com.org and bought them in good faith for $79.95, but when a pair of old Gola arrived in their stead, I took to P&B to find my avenger! But rather than a hero, I instead found a cruel and mocking supervillian, who made a, clearly jesting, post about working for VISA stating that he could cure what ails me. I immediately sprang into action and sent him a PM, then, when he revealed that I was an idiot, I just as quickly made a bunch of hollow threats on the forum and disappeared for a long, long time. Excelsior!

Buy a cheap framed picture. Go to a pub and ask to leave it behind bar while you run an errand. Get a mate to go in to pub,pose as a customer and offer to buy picture for £2000. Landlord will tell him it's not his to sell. Mate leaves contact number with landlord if he can get his hands on it to sell. You return to pub, landlord asks to buy picture, you tell him £100. Meet your friend in another pub and get pished off your 100 quid. Foolproof.

Actual tears!

banners you say? No to Newco No to Liquidation Sink us and we'll sink

"Last night the Fitba internet was full of froth last night" "I understand that there is outstanding Wi−Fi bill is in the region of £500,000" "The initial cost of installation of all these internet thingies as Ibrox" "For the avoidance of doubt they have no had act or part in the additional £200,000" Utter gibberish !!

Was someone choking you when you started laughing?

18 months more like. BEAST. You have the keys to a hospital and possibly lots of gaudy Argos gold jewellery. You may also have fronted a popular Welsh rock band. What is undisputable though is that you clearly worked for the BBC in the 1970s.

It requires the agreement of the player and the two clubs. Falkirk have said they won't stand in our way if we wish to recall him.

Mate a guy on here sent me his card number, mothers maiden name and phone number following a post where I claimed to work for a bank. Humans are dumb.

A guy who wrote a letter to the First Minister (the fucking First Minister) about a banner is in no position to be using the phrase "utterly embarrassing" about anyone else.

Take a ganders at wincashlive.com, then come back and amend that statement. https://www.wincashlive.com/

Imagine getting the chance to play for your boyhood heroes but knocking it back as you could get a few quid more unblocking shite from folk's bogs. Imagine signing for the dabs instead of unblocking shite from folk's bogs.

What's the difference between ICTchris and an ICT technician? The technician has a better sense of humour.