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And then he waddled away, waddle, waddle.

Fixed.

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Len reminds me of the Wealdstone Raider! Sack going to these back water places in the US. Corrupt to the core, absolute sin what they c'nts done to that boy. Don't feel as Sorry for Steve but he has been shafted too. Hopefully they officers have a few bullets out there with their name on them. Can see the daft Yanks kicking off about this.

What's the difference between The_Kincardine and a camel? What does Grimbo eat for breakfast?

In an effort to hopefully stop people creating new threads for shows and to make it easier for people to find shows, I have created a list of all the shows there is currently a thread for and the link to the relevant topic Hope people find it useful 24 30 Rock 3rd Rock from the Sun The 100 The Affair Agent Carter Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Almost Human Alcatraz The Americans American Crime American Horror Story Arrested Development Arrow Awake Backstrom Band of Brothers Banshee Bates Motel Battle Creek Battlestar Galactica Benched Better Call Saul Between The Big Bang Theory The Blacklist Black Sails Bloodline Blue Bloods Boardwalk Empire Bobs Burgers Bosch Boss The Borgias Breaking Bad The Bridge Brooklyn Nine-Nine Buffy the Vampire Slayer Californication The Chicago Code Chicago Fire Chuck Community Constantine Criminal Minds Curb Your Enthusiasm Daredevil Defiance Dexter The Divide Eastbound and Down Elementary Entourage Empire The Event Falling Skies Family Guy Fargo Fear the Walking Dead Firefly The Flash The Following Forever Franklin and Bash Frasier Freaks and Geeks Fresh Off the Boat Friday Night Lights Fringe From Dusk Till Dawn Game of Thrones Gang Related Glee The Goldbergs Gommorah The Good Wife Gotham Graceland Gracepoint Greys Anatomy Grimm Ground Floor Halt & Catch Fire Hannibal Hatfields & McCoys Hell on Wheels Hemlock Grove Heroes Homeland Hostages House House of Cards House of Lies How I Met Your Mother I Live with Models It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia iZombie Intelligence Intruders Jericho Justified The Killing The Knick Last Man on Earth Last Resort The Last Ship The League The Leftovers Legends Lie To Me Lilyhammer Lost Louie Low Winter Sun Mad Men Man Seeking Woman Marco Polo Masters of Sex The Mentalist Mob City Modern Family Mr Robot Murder in the First Nashville The Neighbors New Girl The Newsroom Nikita The OC The Office (US) One Big Happy Orange is the New Black Orphan Black Outlander Parks and Recreation Penny Dreadful Person of Interest Preacher Prison Break Psych Rake Ray Donovan Rectify Rescue Me Resurrection Revenge Revolution Salem Scandal Schitt's Creek Scrubs Sex and the City The Shield Siberia Silicon Valley Six Feet Under The Simpsons Sleepy Hollow Smash Sons of Anarchy The Sopranos Southland South Park Spartacus Star-Crossed The Strain Suits Supernatural Terra Nova Touch Transparent Treme True Blood True Detective Twin Peaks Two and a Half Men Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Under the Dome Veep Vegas Vikings The Walking Dead Wayward Pines Westworld The West Wing The Wire Workaholics The X-Files

Did you buy him a dram? If not it's not your fault.

Great idea, tequila slammers anyone?

Johnny Vegas, has just finished a cry w**k, post getting his hair bleached.

At last, a club Riordan is not banned from.

Nah, my kids are sitting in front of the telly.

Yes, the very first game after the draw his mysterious unidentifiable injury even more mysteriously vanished and stopped bothering him. He was suddenly fine to play 90 minutes and look 100%. It's almost as if he was a chancer who couldn't give a flying f**k about playing football provided he was raking it in and therefore faked injury. A shame, as he really was an excellent centre back on the rare occasion he could be arsed.

Francoise Hardy - Tous Les Garcons Et Les Filles (memories of 1st year at secondary)

Crazy World Of Arthur Brown - I Put A Spell On You

Eric Clapton : Tears In Heaven

Blood, Sweat & Tears - You Made Me So Very Happy

Blink-182 - All The Small Things

What do you call a man with no arms? Shitey arse.

Is Five Guys one of these fancy bugger joints?

hel have a sore cock this morning then

Howling Wolf - Sitting On Top Of The World

The Herd - Paradise Lost

Oh, FFS. Surely no-one is this thick?

So, Teri Oliver had a #goodnight it seems. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=450766921788497&id=100005655797758

Score draw.

Does anyone know who Taylor Sinclair plays for?

Pete Seeger - The Legend of John Henry's Hammer

Johnny Cash - The Legend Of John Henry's Hammer

Imagine offering the club a loan - everybody knows it's the company that deals with the finances At least I think that's what's going on but that statement's way to complicated for my tiny brain to compute: The "holding company" notes that a loan has been offered to the "club" The "club" (not the "company") is not considering loans at this time. It is hoped that the "club's" fan's groups will acquire larger stakeholdings in the "holding company". The "club" didn't approach Rangers First for funding for the "holding company" All in a statement issued by the "club" about the "holding company"

You're fucking 12 years of age, so that's not an achievement. And that also doesn't include your flip-flopping between different forms of posturing libertarianism, and flip-flopping over Scottish independence; neither of which are changes of party, but are firm confirmations that you're a, posturing shitebag. Thanks for playing anyway.

throbber's American cousin is a good sport. Jack Sock shows amazing sportsmanship to Lleyton Hewitt http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/35253103

It's truly all you can do now, isn't it? I attempted to engage you in conversation about it, but you couldn't have that could you? Not these days and not with Tedi to show off to. A bit pathetic really.

If anyones interested... The only team in the past ten seasons (excluding The Rangers season) to be ahead after 20 games and not win the title was last season, Stranraer were in top place with 39 points whereas Morton were second with 34. The average finishing points total for second place is 66 points, with our present points total and massively superior goal difference that's only another 20 points! The highest points total for a second placed team is 74 points, Ayr got it back in '09. Other such fun and faboulous facts. For points totals after 20 games over the past ten seasons we have the fourth highest total, Gretna, Morton '07 and QoTS all had slightly more points. Alternatively there's only been 3 teams who have had a lower points total than Ayr at this point while sitting in second, Morton '15, Alloa '13, Alloa '10. The average points total for the title winners is 76.5 All very comforting, it would require never seen before levels of bottle crashing for us to blow this.

Frans is a great player. Shows how good Seaborne and Lindsay have been when they're keeping him out the team. Staying injury free has also helped. Heard a few weeks ago that he's still happy to be here and is pleased the see the defence doing so well.

It's a bit much to expect RISE to make any kind of breakthrough this time. Pretty obviously they are just putting down a marker this time and using these elections as a means of building profile and support. There are some good candidates being put forward and the alliance has made a promising start, only time will tell if it will build into something more longlasting than the SSP. Solidarity will soon disappear. It's not much more than the shattered fragment of the pre-Tommygate SSP that he and his few comrades are still clinging to. The party barely exists beyond a couple of postal districts in Glasgow. Radical leftism, particualrly in a neoliberal Scotland where trade unionism is in a steep decline in terms of membership / militancy /capability of action, where the majority of folk see no alternative to turbo-capitalism, is always going to be a minority sport. Political tatstes in Scotland are much more conservative (with a very small "c") than is widely reported. it's part of the reason why Labour clung on for so long, even into this century. A more enagegd and radical electorate would have kicked them into the sea fifteen-twenty years before they finally did. Nonetheless, the implosion / PASOKification of Labour is an opportunity for the more radical left to build. We'll see if they have the strategy to take the opportunity.

Hearts skooshed the league last year and even if you win your next 17 games you will only just beat their points total (and it is likely you will drop at least half a dozen points). They are in third place this year and have made a decent go at second. I don't think The Rangers will do better than that next season but then again there is always the chance you will be bust by then.

Let's not count chickens when counting clearly isn't your strong suit.

Wasn't that Craig David?

Are we laying down bets already? I'm going to take a leaf out of Terry Jones' book and award the prize to the girl with the biggest tits.

Anyone ken how to shut up a noisy wheelbairn?

Looks like Perth is about to go under.

I hope Hamilton park a double decker in front of the press box the next time he has to cover a game there.

He can't even order pizza correctly, so what do you expect? Back in September I went into Pizza Hut on Great Western Road and asked for the margherita deal for a fiver with added toppings. Smith was standing looking annoyed waiting for his order. The guy behind the counter said toppings weren't allowed on the deal and asked me to wait. He then brought Smith his pizza and told me that toppings are allowed, but Smith was being a c**t so he told him there was no such deal. True story.

East Fife fans obviously know better than me, but for what it's worth I would agree with this. Just going by what I have seen, I would say that Austin certainly deserves a chance at a higher level. I like him, and I always like to see players at this level move onto bigger clubs and show people that there is talent down here, and I certainly hope Austin can do that. I feel a move to Falkirk would suit him better in the long run. They have such a good track record of developing younger players and it's a good natural step for him., I don't think he is ready for the "SPL" just yet, but a year or 2 at Falkirk could bridge the gap and from there he could move onto a bigger club than Dundee, as many others have done before him. I just hope his career doesn't turn out the same way as the last League 2 goal scorer who bagged a move to a Dundee club.

Students Christmas Dinner. 2kg Turkey. Pour over, 1/2 bottle Vodka. 1/2 bottle Rum. Bottle of Red Wine. 1/2 bottle Buckfast. 1/4 bottle White Wine (attract the women to your meal) Throw it all in a roasting dish and cook for 40 mins per 500g. When cooked, leave to rest for 15 minutes. Throw the Turkey in the bin and enjoy the Gravy.

Ffs Mozza you fussy bass, lucky it only takes a minute to do. I done that and it looked weird so gave it a wee blend instead. Strange Voldemorty looking knee now. If that's not what you're after then f**k ye.