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Happy new year to fellow Staggies. Watching the fireworks over Victoria Park at the bells was quite special.

Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

Note to Ben and Tedi - Happy New Year to you and the other Bears. Quite a different mood to this time 12 months ago.

Grant Adam is now outside the club, serenading a taxi rank with a sectarian ditty.

Got home at 4am, woke up at 10:15, got picked up at 10:20 and did my first race of the year. Happy New Year, runners

...says the sad sack with nae pals who is on here 365 days a year

You make a fair point but to be brutally honest the current hand wringing and quotes of minorities is what we need to deal with..it's not a minority. It's a fucking disgrace that we are still going on about a religious divide from a war 325 years ago in another fucking country. It's even baffling having to explain why it's so fucking daft

Gordon Lightfoot - Pussy Willow (Going to see him this year. HNY folks!)

Only one thing worse than shite programs on the telly. Cùnts plugging their shite blogs about shite programs on the telly.

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Down On The Corner

I was waiting your you to come in with that one - no worries! Richard And Linda Thompson : The Dark End Of The Street

There can't be until at least midnight. The window still isn't open so the clubs can't do anything more at the moment. I just hope Morton and Fleetwood have got their shit in order. Especially Fleetwood, Morton tend to be pretty organised with these things so no cause for concern there.

^^^Actual salty tears

'Hearts' fan Matthew Leslie will fill that particular vacancy pretty easily.

Managed to do the double this morning despite pulling the top of my back coming out of the shower. Oops. 29:30 for Hazlehead, then 28:36 for the beach. Happy enough, and felt very smug at the café seeing all the deviants with hangovers desperately fighting over the bacon and sausage rolls....

I actually quite liked the Tough Town sketch but that was about it. Sad day when you struggle to work out who the characters are in a sketch show

Byrds - Ballad Of Easy Rider

Georgie Fame - The Ballad Of Bonnie And Clyde

The KHole is a cold, damp, horrible place. Find a cushion and hold it close. Nibble on the corner if need be. Pretend you're Martin Boyle and that's your cheese.

Pro ba b l y

^^^ magees best mate. Nuff said.

Gordon's all right, gets carried away a bit at times but the guys killie to the core Norman, so wind yer neck in ya sanctimonious .....

The Bandwagon - Breakin' Down The Walls Of Heartache

Cheap Trick - Cold Turkey Happy New Year everyone ♥

I quite agree about Jim Atkinson. He showed in his appearances last season that he was more than capable of holding down a regular slot in the team if given the chance. I have no great problem with Thomson, he has earned a couple of deserved MoM awards, pulled off some great saves, of course interspersed with a few clangers which every keeper experiences from time to time. Is he any better than Atkinson though? They are of (fairly) similar age, and I would say, ability, yet Thomson was signed from a team that was relegated, conceding in excess of 100 goals in the process, which must make a young keeper already on the books question if he has a future here. We lost a handful of younger players during the close season and, Thomson and Marshall excepted, replaced them with older journeymen or players with a history of injury problems. We still have several young players, Atkinson, Pickard, Smith, etc, warming the bench, but if or when Tapping and Hilson get fit they will probably drop back out of the squad. I don't know the inside workings or feelings at Palmerston, and the young players may be happy to wait their chance but it would be a shame if they felt they had no future there and we ended up losing more young talent. Of course it may be that the Club is looking to cash-in on possible development fees if these young players decide to leave.

Utter pish this year

To be fair, I used to watch it out of morbid curiosity as well, knowing fine well it would be dreadful. Can't do it anymore now though, as it's just too depressing that it gets on every year and the lack of originality, or even any kind of intelligent humour, is so damning for the state of Scottish TV comedy.

We're up to our knees in Shull's pish

Cat Stevens : I Love My Dog Happy New Year to one and all.

Hailee Steinfeld - Love Myself (Happy New Year )

Happy new year Dundee Derry brethren ('n Jaggy) May your dreams come true and your wounds bleed blue.

It's syne not zine you bunch of cocks

Billy Paul - Me and Mrs Jones (Happy New Year, everyone! Xx)

Happy new year my Dee pals x f**k the DABs into the championship on the 2nd. Thank you x

I can't believe that fat Killie bloke wasn't ripped to fùck. They should have just shown him Magennis slagging him and pointed a camera at his reaction.

Richard And Linda Thompson : A Heart Needs A Home

I hope my neighbour comes round with a lump of coal so I can choke myself to death. Dreadful.

I might be drunk, I just laughed.

This. It will be the same old pish and folk will be on here moaning about it being the same old pish! At least 20 years past its sell by date, was good back in the day but like a lot of things from the 80s and 90s hasn't aged well.

And that's why it would work... who the f**k would put up with it with others ruining it for them. They'd actually bother their arse and do something about it

Beginnings of a drinking game: Take a drink if: Frank McAvennie appears Graham Souness says "can I just say something here, yea for sure..." A scene filmed at Firhill comes on pretending to be at any ground other than Hampden (or Firhill, I suppose) Jim White appears Charlie Nicholas appears and rambles incoherently Chick Young laughs Take 2 drinks if: Frank McAvennie says "whaurs the burds" (or similar) Frank McAvennie looks creepy around women A scene filmed at Firhill comes on pretending to be at Hampden Down it if: A sketch is even remotely funny Feel free to add more

Please... she only does that on snatchchat

Throbber has lost his cookbook .

Please stop giving this cock the oxygen of publicity - it's like Homer fucking Simpson after his perfect game

I get the distinct impression there are some dodgy bootlegs doing the rounds at P&B HQ at the moment Are you chaps watching cam copies, or are there a lot of up-to-date screeners circulating online just now? Personal preference 'n' that, but I'd rather wait 'til DVD than watch a film somebody's taped in the theatre. Even the better quality ones detract from your enjoyment. Not to mention that everyone will stop making films if you bad boys don't stop your terrorist-funding cheapskate ways! Edit: -1 point for repetition.