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Got asked if I wanted to work on the 27th, even though the office is closed. We've a fairly heavy workload at the minute so they're throwing incentives for us to work over Christmas. Me and three others have bagged a whopping £44 an hour overtime rate for the Sunday.

For anyone unfamiliar with 'Go the f**k to Sleep': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9Akeby12s

Yes Yes I Dont And Is It?

Matthew Southern Comfort - Woodstock

There is no rangers.

Gerry Rafferty : Baker Street

Oh Dave you're such a rascal...

Cashed out £321 on it being 2-1.

Mary Hopkins - Those Were The Days

Peter, Paul and Mary - Leaving On A Jetplane

I have just boarded a bus into town to get pished and having already had 3/4 of a bottle of wine am finding what I actually posted more and more hilarious. This is a double edged sword as I may well have a broken rib. I wonder how many have tried this feat themselves this afternoon. I reckon I could do it, but it would have to be a back- heeler. It would be a useful manoeuvre to have at your disposal. One on one, knowing you're about to be skinned and a certain goal will be the result, jump up into the air and boot yourself in the balls. Striker rendered immediately helpless through fear and amusement. Better than giving away a penalty and getting sent off.

My opinion of him went from shite Cafu to white Cafu the moment he put that delightful ball onto Peaso's head for us to win the Championship. Get well soon Gary. You'll get a gig at Morten or St Mirren or something.

Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone

Shame he's gone as I like him as a guy. The great escape and cup win last season were excellent and it's down to him we are still in this league. Saying that though the performances in the last couple of weeks were horrific and unacceptable especially the Alloa one and could see it coming.

Rolling Stones - Under My Thumb

The Drifters - Under the Boardwalk.

Stealers Wheel - Stuck In The Middle With You

5/1 just now, will go 11/2 or 6/1 after kick off.

Look above at edited post. Merry Christmas!

My sore ball is fine.

Why do people stop walking when they get onto an escalator? Does my nut in. They can walk about a shopping centre without any problem at all, but as soon as they get on moving stairs or walkways they seem to lose the power of their legs and just stand there like feckin penguins till they get slid aff at the other end. Up the way of down the way, it's all the bloody same, and it's even worse when, like most of 'em do, they stand there dreaming in the middle and I can't get past 'em. Say "Excuse me" to them and you get a look as if you'd just farted in their shopping bags, and there's little point anyway because there'll be another who's taken root two yards further on, and then another, and so on. Unless you're old, unwell of have mobility issues these things are there to make things slightly easier for you, not to do all the work. It's the pedestrian equivalent of driving too slowly in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, and the guilty parties should be put in stocks outside shopping malls and have rotten tomatoes flung at them. Merry bloody Christmas.

Such a fall from grace

Or phone it and do your Frank Sidebottom impression for Bunty.

"Er, John McBeth es bueno, Senor Blatter es el diablo"

Most people would find that quite difficult. Just shows how good he is.

I don't like the idea of folk pumping my sister but that's because she has been dead for a couple of years now!

Glorious. If we are struggling for injuries I've heard he's a decent centerhoff.

Rolling Stones : Street Fighting Man

That's the fucking worst chant in the world. I've heard it at most of our games this season. I even heard it in the background on Open All Mics on Saturday. Please stop it, now.

The Knack - My Sharonna

My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade

Roberta Flack : Killing Me Softly With His Song

Hawkwind - Silver Machine

Yes, maybe if he starts posting obvious spelling mistakes , we will all think he meant it and wasn't a fanny.Eta, no doubt on of his fellow Klan members will red dot this for him, probably the multi banned racist.

Well done Dees. A bit cheeky with the goals Merry Christmas to my Dundee pals x

Well the game was a pisser but when I found out Collum was ref I put £50 on a penalty being awarded. So every cloud.

Of course, paying Doleman is absurd. So what? I didn't pay him. Are you seriously proposing that the fact Celtic are followed by a great many total wallopers, should be treated as a startling revelation? I already knew that; I thought you did too.

We're being kind today to folk who can't use English. 'Fellow-travelers' is a well-used phrase from the 'cold war' era describing people who weren't party members but who sypathised.

Not all SNP supporters *are* strongly in favour of EU membership, although the party is. Broadly I am, as an SNP voter. The European Union *isn't* "so similar to the British Union" - many British Nationalists just like to claim that the EU is somehow plotting to turn several nations into one sovereign state (the "ever closing union" they're always banging on about). Apparently this is a bad, bad thing, because incorporating union is terrible and something we must pull out of the current EU in fear at the very prospect of. Yet Rees-Mogg, whilst telling horror stories about loss of sovereignty and dangerously close union beckoning gleefully cheers on the loss of sovereignty and incorporating union that *already* exists on these islands. In fact, he actually pretended last night not to recognise a difference between the semi-federal EU and the incorporating UK, which I don't believe for a second he isn't fully aware of. The pretended ignorance simply suited his attack on the SNP position. I have no problem with people who want out of the EU and the UK (although to me it seems isolationist); or people who want out of the UK but not the looser EU (as one is an incorporating union and one is not); or people who want out of the EU but not the UK (that's the British nationalist position which also threatens isolationism to me); or people who want to be in both (the British nationalist position which believes in the ability to retain Westminster sovereignty within the loose EU). However, people who claim to be unable to understand how the SNP can wish to remain in a semi-federal union of sovereign states but wish to leave an incorporating union of regions which gave up sovereignty are either slow-witted or pretending to be slow-witted to score political points by appealing to the slow-witted.

^^^ Fatty Tights

Pay your fucking taxes, play by the fucking rules, sort your fucking fans out and stop fucking disgracing yourselves, your country and the sport. Seems obvious to me.

Merry Christmas..

Directed by Señor Spielbergo, named 'A Blatter For All Seasons'. Missed out on the Oscar to 'Man Getting Hit By Football' with George C Scott.

Always thought she wasn't human, never mind a female.

Old boy enjoying the sun..

Dear Christ...........