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I've set up a Twitter account for the supporters team. @AlloaAthSFC looking at doing things like players interviews, photos from matches etc.

Taste - Blister On The Moon

What's that about glass houses and stones ...

UEFA are tweeting people messages who respond using the hashtag support your team with personalised messages. It has resulted in childish ingenuity like this

Lol, my post was way more arsey than intended. Apologies P&B, I accept the well deserved abuse and accept my graduation from Kunt school! However, as has been pointed out, it really doesn't take a genius to figure out that restricting traffic to a single lane for distances far longer than required creates more traffic problems than necessary. It's a fucking pet hate of mine when you get the traffic vigilantes trying to enforce their own, entirely misguided, rules on other road users and sometimes creating unnecessary mayhem in the process!

You've mentioned quite a few times on here that the Swiss think you're weird for having a bevvy to Scottish levels. I'd suggest you decide how much you like her company, if it's a lot then try and find a comfortable middle ground where you drink a bit less and she learns to be less of a condescending, nagging shrew who feels she can tell a grown man how he should behave. If it's a little then volley her square in the muff and take your keys back and go to the pub.

REM - Near Wild Heaven

Think he does 1 hour CV 5 days a week and weights 3.

And when you looked down, you're shoes would be gone

Earlier on today a muslim guy in front of me dropped his wallet. I caught up with him and gave him his wallet back. He was very grateful and said to me "Don't go to the Celtic game today". When I asked "Why not?" he replied "Because they're playing tomorrow".

The Beatles : Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite

Well played, one more and you've got a Trio.

They look like the kind of men who would drug rape women. The one on the right would feel guilty but just go along with it then eventually hang himself as he's too scared to go to the police.

Bob Dylan - I Want You

The 'boy' second from the left ain't letting go of his 2 roofy victims .

Joe South - The Games People Play

The fud on the right has an arse crack for a chest

My stats for the year. Massive new pb for most distance covered in a year.

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

I did enjoy the lightsaber duel between Obi-Wan and Annakin. However, the bit that really bugged me was that after having one arm and both legs chopped off, the worst insult Annakin could muster was...."I hate you", as if Obi Wan had just stolen the last muffin.

Thin Lizzy : Whiskey In The Jar

Savage Garden - To The Moon & Back

The photo case book like they have in the Sun would be something to behold. The end picture would be a bird resting some frozen peas on her pie after a good telling off.

Incredible String Band : Black Jack Davy

Still holding out for a vinyl pressing of 'The Sons We're The Ones'.

Was out on Saturday and in the pub at a table in my eyeline was 4 girls that for about an hour every time I looked at least two were taking selfies or getting another to take a photo of them as they sat and posted the photos on whatever social shit-fest they live their lives on and being on their phones. They didn't even appear to be chatting to each other the whole time, they were all on phones.

The Who - I'm Free

Chicago : If You Leave Me Now

Yes. Assuming there are no restrictions between 6pm and 8am.

Ok, I installed blackbox to play about with it. The easiest way that I can see to install any new repos is this. Press the home icon, then on the main menu, scroll along to "maintenance" click it (not the submenus underneath). Click on "appearance" then change skin from CCM Helix to Confluence. you should know where you are from there.

up to 459 now ,going out tomorrow for about a 5 miler then wednesday for 4 or 5 , getting there

Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, shame on me, Fool me three times, We ur a peepul.

In a schemie way, she was alright aye. Still can't make my mind up if that sounds nice though. There was also a group of people happy to pay £11.50 for a venom.

Indeed. Like "St Mirren, nil".

Drink shit, get banged.

Puppy sounds like a manipulative cretin to me. Better off without, in my opinion.

Flying out to Tenerife tomorrow for five nights. Staying in Puerto de la Cruz and hiring a road bike. Going to stick to flattish coastal roads (rather than attempt Mount Teide ). Can't wait..

I'm hoping the main signing in January will be Jim Mann's signature at the bottom of Locke's P45

Dear readers grave news reaches me from the deepest darkest depths of sevconia, they dear readers are in deep trouble (please donate) and according to my source David Cunningham King esq is ready to pull the plug. With General Mikes tank platoons surrounding Ibrox; dear readers the end is nigh and remember that this intrepid reporter brought you the news first. Grave times indeed for the Klan as my source who is close to General Mike has assured me that he will crush the sevconians into dust and turn Ibrokes into a giant retail outlet, remember this intrepid reporter can only provide this service if you click on the donate button dear readers.

There is no "power imbalance" when you shove it up her hoop dry

Fist her at the printer.

They're all snakes with tits. Fûck them and chuck them.

Murray beat Donald Young, John Isner, Jo Wilfired Tsonga, Gilles Simon, Nicolas Mahut, Thanasi Kokkanakis, Lewton Hewitt, Sam Groth, Bernard Tomic, Ruben Bemelmans, Steve Darcis and David Goffin en route to the Davis Cup win. However in three of those four ties, he had to win three matches in three days. James Ward winning the only other rubber that wasn't won by Andy Murray. In Davis Cup rarely do you see the elite stars face off against each other, as it is a team knock out format. You can only beat what's in front of you, and is it Murray's fault Switzerland and Serbia went out in the first round and quarter final? Spain weren't good enough to qualify for the World Group. Even though it's been said that it was a team event, Murray produced the second greatest Davis Cup performance in history. Winning eleven rubbers and not losing a match. Only John McEnroe in 1984 can beat that when he won twelve. In quite possibly the greatest era of tennis, you have found Murray out perform Nadal, Federer and Djokovic. No active player has done what Murray has done this year. He made the final of the Australian Open, had his greatest season ever on clay, and tailed off at the end of the season protecting his back. Considering where he was last year, and the criticism he received the transformation this season has been incredible. He beat Nadal in a clay court masters and Djokovic in a hard court masters. Finished the season as world number two. All this after having extensive back surgery. He is definitely deserving of his place on the shortlist. If he wins it can be entirely justified.

Someone should tell the lassie in the background that her drink has been stolen.

Aye, cat scans are expensive...

Smoking in the streets. Walking behind someone who is lighting up their death and you can't see it and you get a face full of aids cancer smoke and you go home and you cry and you want to die... Actually this is not petty.. It's pure seethe man.

Seems to be a lack of Rangers fans on here. Strange one. Something to discuss, and they all seem to be busy elsewhere.

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