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Earlier on today a muslim guy in front of me dropped his wallet. I caught up with him and gave him his wallet back. He was very grateful and said to me "Don't go to the Celtic game today". When I asked "Why not?" he replied "Because they're playing tomorrow".

A decent parody Bennett, but not really relevant to the discussion. Like with Tedi yesterday, it's much easier to attack extreme positions that nobody on here actually holds, than to address the developments that have in fact unfolded. Hiding from reality hasn't gone well before, but that doesn't seem to matter.

Didn't realise you were married.

Show her your posts on here and she'll save you the trouble of ending it yourself...

She'll almost certainly get you something, so you'd better do the same. As a cheap but cherished extra wee gift you could make a mix tape/CD/playlist - chicks be digging that

Nazareth - Broken Down Angel

Care in the community?

I would imagine you'll be absolutely fine on a Sunday morning.

Years ago, yes. Had no problems whatsoever. It was just a phone on contract though - no rewards/cashback incentives.

Byrds - I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better

Python Lee Jackson - In A Broken Dream

Just had a pint of March Of The Penguins by Williams Bro. Great out of the bottle but even better out of the tap.

Lovin' Spoonful : Rain On The Roof

Steely Dan - The Royal Scam

There is no "power imbalance" when you shove it up her hoop dry

I thought it meant she was a body builder and he's built like the side of a sheet of A4.

Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi

The latest King stuff is incredible. We all like to throw the "glib and shameless" line around in a way that can only really be described as glib. The South African judge really did get it right though, in a specific sense. King, genuinely has a very unusual relationship with the truth. He thinks nothing of telling lies, even big ones that are very likely to be exposed as such. Others will know much more about this, but that strikes me as a very odd feature in the psychological make-up of an intelligent and capable person. It really does appear that nothing that he says at all, can be accepted at face value. It's pretty extraordinary.

Mogwai - George Square Thatcher Death Party

The 1 comment so far was my response

Jethro Tull - Jeffrey Goes To Leicester Square

The Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom

The bridges should be fine at that hour of the day.

The Easybeats : Sorry

The latest Tesco ads with Ben Miller are utterly dreadful.

When this happens, it's officially party over.

What sort of tink snorts cocaine with a fiver?

Argent - Hold Your Head Up

Electric Light Orchestra - Hold On Tight

Graham Parker & the Rumour - Hold Back The Night

I love it when they get all triumphant only to be smacked in the face with a reality brick.

Oooft Oooft Oooft Oooft Oooft

Not Albanian.

I don't want to get ahead of myself, but I might have broken the back of it. I've gone from getting slower and slower to last night being the fastest training run (non-race or Parkrun) I have done in over a year. (Day 10) Obviously it is going to go horribly wrong now, but I'm starting to feel good about it. I'm going out at lunchtime, and will take it gently, then see how Parkrun goes tomorrow morning.

Aye, Chris was a great husband...

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Tedi still blindly following the party line from racists , junkies, drug dealers and convicted criminals.

Enjoy your wee moment reptiles. You'll soon be back to your rightful place in the doldrums.