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Phew, was that hot! Grateful for the mist machines and the couple of hoses out on the course today, that was needed. As were the jelly babies I scoffed thanks to quite a few generous souls out there. The support was phenominal, people on both sides of the road pretty much the whole length of the course, and plenty of noise in places. Never seen anything like it for a half before, it really will take some beating. My hand took a bit of a battering with all the high fiving! The race itself I knew to be undulating but I didn't expect it to the level it was. I'd decided with Berlin in a fortnight I wouldn't race today; instead 10 miles at MP (7:44 miling)with 3 faster miles at 4, 8 & to finish. They were 6:50 (uphill and unpleasant), 6:40 going downhill and a finish I'm not sure of but my watch has 5:25 pace for the final 200m, so it can't be too bad! Finished around 1:37:20. Organisation was spot on. Found the buses for the baggage drop a bit odd - masses of folk piling up a double decker to drop off theirs, and no real checks on place to make sure folk aren't rummaging around up there before emerging triumphantly, but that's nit-picking. Got back on a bus almost immediately. Great day, can really see the appeal now.

He's just like any other plastic - all about The Rangers. And he'll be fucking gutted after Abhergreen horsed them at the hill of shite.

Shull, Cloners and Mikey. Nae c**t would ever expect these three to be together on a Rangers thread......

Is she playing too?

Renault? Lest we forget trucks ain't even Britesh no more! Fucking frogs, they done nuffink in the war.

River Plate vs Boca Juniors is about to kick off. I've found a link to the game live on You Tube if anyone is interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZZdu-cslU

Just needs a bit of Solvite.

So, that's basic arithmetic added to the "Things that sozzled old bigots can't get their pickled wee brains around" list, then.... You really are a sad old creature, whose recourse to ad hominem attacks on posters who dare to laugh at you, your wee mates and your pathetic "institution"'s death throes is reaching almost Amigoesque proportions.

I do miss the purple plates, as I am a fairly colourful chap. That said, the new plates we have are slightly smaller, and as such fit in the cupboard with the cups, glasses, bowls etc, rather than having to go in the pan cupboard where the purple plates resided, so I'm prepared to take the hit, tbh.

^^ good running Morrison. Wish I'd been in that good a nick by the time I'd got to the last 200m! Start line atmosphere - incredible, ditto going over the bridge. Unforgettable scene. Was running really well for 7 miles and the magical, elusive sub-2hrs looked do-ablee, but by then I'd began to burn myself out dodging traffic and at the 10 mile point where I should have been accelerating, I hit the wall. That mile (uphill and visible in full) is cruel, ditto the last stretch towards the finish, not even the (fantastic) support could keep me from having to walk some of it, bah. Clocked 2:11, but happy with how I approached it as if I want to bring that time down in future I'm going to have to risk attacking the distance rather than try and 'tortoise' it. Shattered.

So do I. And criminals. Ra berrz love 'em, mind - except when they're the "victims".

You want these bad boys when fitting heavy objects to plasterboard:

Congratulations Keef!

T_K doing multiple entries for the Heads Gone nomination day after day. What an angry person.

We know your character from your posts. You're a Rangers-obsessed fuckwit who has a nerve deriding fans posting about their own team. That you may also post on James Last and Jeffrey Archer forums is irrelevant. I don't. It was a phrase used about me and I copied it. That you regard it as noteworthy is a good reason to keep it. I added the missing 'in' so it now reads: It does make you well placed to give lessons in fuckwittery. I see you're living up to the description.

You should park in the Indoor Arena car park. Not sure if that's where you park for the ground or not. You shouldn't come in to the wee car park in front of the Stand if that's what you mean. Not that there's anything to stop you doing if you so wish but there's no point as you'd just have to walk through the other car park to the Arena front door. It's the same 3G 5th generation surface that is on the actual pitch. No blades. Goals are relatively square. Circa 6ft high (I can just about touch the crossbar with my head standing up) and a wee bit wider.

I'd like to see us go 3-5-2 as soon as Dumbaya's up to speed. He doesn't look too far off it on yesterday's showing. Cerny Frans Seaborne Lindsay Dumbaya [Fraser/Welsh] Osman Bannigan Booth [Doolan/Pogba]/[Muirhead/Stevenson/Lawless]

Shut the f**k up

Yvonne Elliman - Everything's Alright

Please tell me you got them to pose for a picture with you! I don't know why, but I think a picture of me with The Chop and Geoff with the Lidl sign in the background would definitely be going up on the wall

Parkrun yesterday sub 23 mins for the first time in a few weeks,so happy days, next Sunday is the Belfast HM so may just do a couple of gentle runs 3 or 4 miles Monday and possiblyWednesday just to keep limbered up, Looking forward to hearing the GNR stories ....

But unfair on Miller, who's been solid defensively. Which, for a defender, is quite important.

GAME DAY!!

But this thread is for laughing at Glasgow's other hideous, nasty, arrogant underachievers. Do keep up.

They were conspicuous by their absence at the time. Notably, they've never publicly denied their involvement.

Oh, Magee

Wow, go you!

Tell the pair of them to shake hands and be done with it. I get enough drama from the humans in my life, I don't have time to deal with it from the appliances.

Couldn't resist, again.

So far, so good!

Yeah and they all performed the same role as Fletcher.

3 yeas of trying to convince us it's the same club and the old company has nothing to do with it , blown apart in one sentence by Dave King, hysterical.

I was at a party with the fella in the bottom picture on the right a few weeks back. He turned up in a 'Los polls Hermanos' tshirt and I just shouted 'Jessie' at him every time he spoke. Good times.

If Celtic want a more competitive league there are loads of ways they could help facilitate that - wage caps, gate money sharing or more even distribution of money, not hoovering up all the best players in the league etc. Of course the reality is Celtic only want a competitive league when they get gubbed in Europe so they have a way of deflecting their own failures because as we all know when something happens to Celtic it's ALWAYS someone elses fault.

#RIP Cecil

Francesca Martinez the ceribal palsy bint who's only joke is her "wobbling". Shappi Khorsandi the Iranian asylum seeker who should be sent back for our human rights violations. Both toe curlingly bad.

You stay classy now Norman.

Now the silly old fucker thinks he's a dead football club. It's pitiful really, watching someone's slow descent into dementia.

Roaarrrrr Lol

almost level with Rico's tantrums....

Only £78m according to the Herald And then the OLDCO will back to Craigy, that'll teach them. The boss-eyed f**k is back for his money, money that sir david dumped down a black hole, but I'm sure the bears will PAY UP. They're playing great football btw

Maybe these discussions have taken place, over on FF or RM. That's the forums that are just jam packed full of "plastics" and "diddies". So basically, what the P&B Berz are saying is that, Glib has picked up on a trolling thread started by a plastic in a rangers forum, thinks rangers fans want it, and is passing it off as his own master plan.

There's a Thai T--s one which is even more cringey than that one.