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Julen is a Spaniard. His mum's a classy dame The only fucking problem is we cant pronounce his name.

one for you lads to read through, Hearts fans reactions to Reilly's first game http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/153813-gavin-reilly-tonight/

Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/morris-dancers-blind-footballers-brawl/

I have had a most enjoyable day with mates out on the town and surprise surprise the same tedious c***s are still on here talking the usual utter shite.

Bryan Adams - Summer of '69

It's a good job it's made to order and not to measure, have you seen the fucking nick of some of our supporters?

Don't get wide slippery or I'll alert the authorities.

Rolling Stones : Get Off My Cloud Or the Highland version : Hey, McLeod, Get Off My Ewe

Finger my mum, finger my mum, oh greggy stewart, i'd let you finger my mum

He generally contacts you bud. Usually offering millions in Ugandan dollars

It only works for certain clubs, like say C*unty for instance, if you use a star in their name it creates a new word which is quite an apt way of describing their club and fans. Cltic just means nothing. Another example could be, hmm let's think.....Ra*gers or *angers.

Travis - She's So Strange

He he he [emoji57]

Julie Driscoll Brian Auger And The Trinity : This Wheel's On Fire

SEASON TICKET UPDATE!!! 2299 as it stands

Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire

The crazy world of Arthur Brown - Fire

The mystery man can only be one person IMO.

Country Joe And The Fish : I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die

Isn't it generally the away team hence the name away top?

PRHP are like the letting equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition and it's a free service: http://www.prhpscotland.gov.uk/prhp/1.html

The Kinks - I'm A Lover Not A Fighter

The Divinyls - I Touch Myself

Radio Moscow - Summer Of 1942

Scott Allan "I have always wanted to play for Rangers" Agent "That ship sailed in 2012 son, Rangers died" Allan "D'ye think Sellick wid hiv me?"

“He couldn’t walk on Sunday and couldn’t walk on Monday, but wanted to train on Tuesday. He’s some boy, but he’ll be fine.” Got to love Lewis Toshney.

£275k just to troll the ****. Glorious. Worth every penny.

What is actually wrong with that? If he doesn't like it and comments, so what? It's really no different to someone saying they like it. I ordered the top yesterday. I think it's lovely. Imagine me, a grown man, liking a top so much that I've spent decent money to acquire it when really it's just a piece of fabric.

So Col Gadaffi isn't dead after all.

The Herald have commentedon her throwing the toys out the pram THE Herald has been accused of a “partisan search for non-stories” by publicists for lingerie entrepreneur Michelle Mone following our revelations of disquiet in the business community and political circles about her suitability for the role of UK Government business start-ups czar. The fact she benefited from tax avoidance schemes dubbed “morally repugnant” by the Chancellor prompted her PR firm to suggest this title was in some way partisan. This is manifestly untrue. The Herald has been an interested, even supportive, observer of Ms Mone’s colourful business career over the years. With her remarkable talent for self-promotion, we have applauded the chutzpah of a working class Glasgow woman who made her mark in the male-dominated world of business. We have also been among the many titles that published photos of Ms Mone and an array of celebrity models promoting her cleavage-enhancing lingerie. We followed the Ultimo saga over the years, although never quite buying into the gushing coverage often spouted elsewhere. We also highlighted her other business interests, which have taken in diet pills and fake tans. Through her ups and downs we gave Ms Mone the benefit of the doubt. Switching from Labour to Conservative and becoming a No vote champion was her choice, which we reported fairly and accurately. Our involvement in this story came about for two reasons — the announcement of the UK Government’s appointment and a strong reaction from the Scottish business community which we felt we could not ignore. Some facts need to be rehearsed: Ultimo was not a particularly successful business. It also outsourced its production to Asia. Ms Mone and her former husband utilised employee benefit trusts to avoid tax. Their company created few jobs in Scotland, and she was involved in bugging one of her employees. But none of this prompted The Herald’s scrutiny. What did was feedback from members of the Scottish business community, many of whom were aghast at Ms Mone becoming the UK Government’s face of business start-ups. When Douglas Anderson of Gap Group – a company employing 1,300 people with annual revenues of £150m – writes to the Prime Minister to protest about the appointment of Ms Mone to the start-ups role, amid rumours of her also being appointed to the Lords, were we meant to ignore it? Perhaps we were meant to ignore him when he said: “Her businesses have been no more than excessively over-promoted PR minnows gaining unjustified acclaim due to the glamorous sector they happen to be in. There is no way, by any measure, that she is qualified to advise anybody on setting up a profitable business, because, quite simply, she hasn’t.” This is – or at least should be – a serious job. We do not doubt Ms Mone’s drive, ambition and desire to do well in the role. But we also recognise that while it is unpaid, the position burnishes her valuable credentials as a media personality and handsomely-rewarded public speaker. With this appointment Prime Minister Cameron was acting like the shallow PR man his adversaries portray him as. Senior Scottish Conservatives, who were not consulted, were aghast at this divisive and potentially counter-productive appointment. Were we meant to ignore this?

Pink Floyd - Free Four

Maybe you were thinking of a quokka.

Kate Bush - Cloudbursting

Hang on some one needs to explain this to me. The reason being if the white one lasts for 2 season this year and next it will expire at the same time as the blue home top which is what the Club wanted to avoid. or does it last this season as a 3rd kit and 2 subsequent seasons as the away kit. This over lapping the current home kit

He'd be a signing out of the Blue!

It is good the Directors are getting paid.

Good to see Reilly get off the mark for you guys the other night. The first of many, I trust. This video might be a reasonably entertaining 8-minute diversion, as well as giving you an idea of the kind of goals he can score, albeit against mostly lower-league opposition. Oh, and don't worry, the image quality gets better after the first goal. Enjoy...

REO Speedwagon - Back on the Road again.

I'm with you on that subject actually. I have no idea why, but it irks me when people do it.

Normans just upset about his team dropping two points last night, just laugh at the dick.

When you've got a boy like Greg Stewart in the team you really have to do something spectacular when thinking of a song for him. I'm pretty sure I once saw him hit a perfectly weighted shot into the top corner of the goal after he caught a glimpse of which way the steam was blowing off a pie in the Bobby Cox. Boys accurate as f**k in his calculations. With that in mind I suggest his song be Sure Shot by the Beastie Boys. Now, this will require some participation from Greg himself but I have every faith in his capabilities. All we have to do is mic him up. "you can't, you won't and you don't stop! x3 Greg Stewart come and rock the sure shot!"

I seen K.T was the last post on a thread earlier and hoped it was our illustrious leader, I'm saddened somewhat but I feel it is the next best thing.

If only we could find someone quick enough. Or clever enough...

And that's a crawling brown nosing one ^.

Had cracking news today, it's official, my granddaughter can see. Registered blind in 2012 by a 'specialist', the same guy has now confirmed she can. We've known for a while and have fought to get her reassessed. She's gradually got better with tracking, helped since new year, when she stopped using scopaderm patches, which can blur vision and gets Botox injections twice a year now. Small steps for the princess

It'd be great if he actually recreated his Lovejoy character.

Know what would be great. If we as a country could just get all the Union jacks and Ireland flags to f**k What's wrong with just a saltire FFS. I feel very pure and normal up here on the East Coast and especially in Dundee.

What is it with Celtic supporters and wearing their strips abroad? They are by far and away the most prominent football colours in holiday resorts. They just can't help themselves. Any excuse to ram their 'selick mindedness' down people's throats. There's nothing like the feeling of dread when you're relaxing by the pool and you are met with the screeching, nasal tones of Brendan and Bernadette shuffling into the bar with about half a dozen sprogs in tow, all wearing the obligatory green and grey hoops.

Credit where it's due to City, they seem to have thought of everything. Going by that they've even built a "Cold, wet Tuesday night in Stoke simulator".