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I'm still not following tbh

Preferable to a bankruptcy of bears.

Indeed. Probably completely compensates for the Liquidation of your old club. Just in case we lose sight of what the big thread is all about.

FFS. Works on multiple levels.

Isn't that the kind of franchise your boy Cameron is proposing for the EU referendum? Edinburgh Uni's study of referendum voting showed Yes ahead in all age groups up to 40-49 where it was tied and after which it went massively no, they also broke it down by nationality and showed that Scots born came out something like 53% yes, with EU born at 41% yes and other UK born 20% Yes. While Yes was also higher in lower percentile earnings (although there was little correlation in terms of educational attainment, believe it or not) It's a slightly sensitive subject and to the credit of the SNP that they don't bang on about it, and indeed in controlling the franchise made sure that everyone who lives here was given a say, but Fide is right - had the franchise been restricted to Scots born/Scots domiciled, which is not beyond the realms of decency, then Scotland would've returned a Yes vote.

Allahlujah?

I heard a story about Simmons when he signed for Queens, from a very good source. Apparently, he came in and the deal he was offered was well below what he was expecting (the club were going through huge cost cutting and offering peanuts, basically). He went away, called McPherson a few hours later and said something along the lines of "f**k it, I'll sign. I just want to play football" I always had a lot of respect for him because of that. Still a shit player mind you

Dat maths tho

You have been here for nearly 3 years 5 stars.

Fixed just for you

I've just farted in bed resulting in such an horrific smell that my wife has stormed off dry boaking to the spare room in the huff. I have to be honest with you. I'm feeling pretty fucking proud of myself.

The Lovin' Spoonful - You Didn't Have To Be So Nice

Mary Poppins - A Spoonful Of Sugar

Cream : Spoonful

They got bowled out. Reckless overall and while history is in their favour they have given Australia a sniff here.

Rush- In the End

Anyone can be David guetta. All you need is a USB stick with some shitey dance music and a bunch of gullible people.

To annoy the f**k out of you.

For god's sake don't mention that you have your own business! The club will be after your hard earned. I got a slew of emails asking me for sponsorship when the club learned I had my own company Even Partick Thistle contacted me once! The c***s. I'd rather throw my money in the Leven than sponsor the Maryhill b*****ds.

You're on the verge of making me log off in boredom. Again.

Hmmm whee have i heard something similar before. Ah talk aboot PArtick on the thistle forum... Ah talk aboot Killie on the Killie fans forum.. Ah talk aboot Hearts on kickback...... Nope we were liquidised © Norman

Good thing for the berzz in that he's unlikely to take his eyes off the ball.

Why should I post about football on a comedy forum?

Just look at the four of you. A despondence of diddies.

Chunky trainers are fucking horrific. Have a word with yourself boys

Of course, but a striker who's going to get 15 goals a season and doesnt take penalties is worth far more than one who relies on pens for half their goals. We, apparently, have 3 really good penalty takes in the squad for next season. I think we've had about 3 penalties in the last 3 seasons. Without Loy, Falkirk might find the number of penalties they get goes down significantly anyway

So the UK government are ethnic nationalists ? Glad we've cleared that up.

Do regular staff drive in nose first?

You're trying too hard mate.

Aye same, it's exactly what I would do if i ran a successful business and hopefully more Sons fans will do likewise. They seethe on the Facebook page is remarkable. How dare a fan and owner of successful local business invest in the club, how dreadful. It's sounds silly - aye and the Strathclyde Homes Stadium and BetButler stadium didn't

Jesus stabs Angel http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/jesus-charged-with-stabbing-angel-in-a-sydney-boarding-house-after-a-brawl-of-biblical-proportions-before-victims-lazarus-like-recovery/story-fni0cx12-1227435881450

Jefferson Airplane - 3/5 Of A Mile In 10 Seconds

I've posted a few times in this thread. I also make jokes about mental health and I can take Sarg and Phoenix with a pinch of salt. They've been posting her as long as I have so know their pair crabbit old buggers! I have significant mental health issues but do believe that if they aren't talked about in many forums (I mean in life not internet type forums) then stigma will continue. The young lad in here seems to be going through fairly normal teenage young adult angst. It's not an easy time in life. I'm also the first to make jokes about my own mental health as sometimes humour is a good way to cope.

You have very thin skin. You might need to take a holiday from reading/posting/arguing/making a tit of yourself on here.

"Sometimes I would learn the playbook by the light of the jukebox"

Wid ye, aye Anyhoo - wouldn't Tedi's mates have objected ? or did you have enough seats up beside you for Jock, Keeps, Myview, Vanderlei and Cooperonthewing

Maybe she just needs a kick in the pie.

She maybe just needs a Father Ted lesson on small cows and far away cows.

I always find it incredible the stuff people will out up with in relationships. I've been on cycling holidays with girl friends and my fiancee doesn't bat an eyelid, because she hates cycling but doesn't feel the need to stop me doing something I enjoy. In the same way, if she wants to head off and do something with male friends then that's great, and it saves me going to terrible gigs/films. The idea of checking up on your partner's phone while they're asleep is f*cking mental, I don't know how anyone can function on a day to day basis if they're that paranoid. A little while ago I was having a drink with one of my closest friends, when her boyfriend suddenly rocked up and demanded that she leave with him because she hadn't mentioned that she was meeting a guy. He had made a 45 minute tube journey to berate his girlfriend because she hadn't had his permission to meet someone she had known since she was 2 years old. If you don't trust someone enough to let them get on with their life independent of you(and vice versa) then you've got no business being together.

Good thinking, plenty of time to write up a good complaint letter when they push it back 6 weeks.

Every time I read a Gaz FFC post, I feel like I'm reading a redtop tabloid.

Women do not understand the true meaning of "a couple of pints, or out for an hour". They need to be able to consider the unspoken "dozen" and learn that an hour in drinking time is all day.

And I'm sure all the "stunning ginger birds" are now dripping like a fucked fridge at being deemed worthy enough to receive your Union Jack-crowned walloper

Ffs. Seriously you need help.

Give her an ultimatum. If she hasn't squared her self up by the time she's seven. Chuck her.

Ernie Till do the half time draw?

Well, that's absolute shite. They put a term of employment contract in the table to him and it never had any of his pay etc on it? I also don't see why he club would invite him to Hungary when he's had more than enough time to sign the deal but was holding off in the hope to drop down a division. Cheers for the effort Jim, off you pop.

A lot has changed in a year huh? With the first friendly set to be played tonight, we only wait to hear on another goalie, central midfielder and possibly a striker.

The Tripadvisor advert on just now with the dog which says "BEWK" over and over. Hate it with a passion.