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I'll be there no matter who they do or don't sign . That's what being a supporter is all about .......

I've just bought £1000 worth of shares in them.

Kate Bush : Wuthering Heights

Charred chap Simon Weston put his Falklands knowledge to good use by inventing the game 'Battleships'. Every time a ship sinks, he gets a penny.

Stop talking about football in the Kingsley thread please.

There were plenty of fans who called for change after the first sign of trouble but were silenced and banned from the dot net website. It was obviously Masterton trying to cover up his mess behind it all and even up to the last minute on TV he was lying through his teeth about the money troubles. If your chairman was one of the major players in the banks you would tend to trust that the money situation was being handled well. I'm pretty sure any other club would've had the same outcome so don't try to take the moral highground. Our fans and club showed what we're like by sorting out the game for one of your players but still there's a massive insecure chip on the shoulders of many Cowden fans. Hopefully this season will see normality restored with us pumping you four times.

Electric Light Orchestra - The Diary Of Horace Wimp

Seeing as YellowRob is clealy never going to actually follow up his claims, I'll go with what I think's happened here and if Rob wants to counter it with evidence, he's free to do so. The tweets from Dalton that offended the good readers of Patriotic Unionist were things like supporting the pro-equal marriage campaign in Ireland, a picture of his own country's flag and commemorations for those killed by the British Army in Ireland. Forgetting for a second that most people don't share the same "with us or against us", anti-Irish, hyper-Britnat WATP attitude required to actually be bothered by any of that, he posted an inherently bigoted smear against Dalton and co. Now that we're at the stage where posting evidence would involve posting links to extremely dodgy far-right blogs or explaining the unexplainable in terms of why we ought to be offended by an Irishman being Irish, we're getting the "look it up yourself" shitebaggery.

How can this be either 'shameful' or a 'PR disaster?' For starters it's knocked a provincial Scottish club completely viral. So PR job done. Secondly, it's fucking completely and utterly bonkers to the point of total genius. I don't see how anyone can be negative about something quite so gloriously horrifying. Utter nightmare material for under 7s. One of those things that in years to come will haunt the toddlers of today's dreams well into their teenage years, buried firmly in their subconsciene and never quite understanding if they actually saw it or was a figment of their childhood imagination. And that's healthy, it builds character. A bit like me with the scary balloon thing in the moomins.

From twitter.

I fucking love it.

Hadn't seen dim Jim being added, just went by this on that link by shull

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Helpless

A poster called Charlie to stalk your threads, getting more and more irked if he doesn't start every game regardless of how many goals your other strikers are getting, and picking your best combination up front for you even though he claims to have seen your club play about twice or thrice all season.

100% commitment and hopefully goals goals goals .......

Nobody has ever beaten the Queen at crazy golf.

Was probably weighed down with that 3k a week you were paying him.

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Richard And Linda Thompson : Shoot Out The Lights

The hottest topic in world football. Just let that sink in. Are Clyde still a thing?

Nobody cares m8.

The Doors - Light My Fire

Can't get over how fucking great this.

I think we've outgrown Scottish football now. Kingsley should be able to engineer us a route into the English Premier. Thanks for the memories x

Thinking about this is just great. Something outside the box and a bit different in Scottish football and look what's happened, worldwide coverage. Fantastic stuff. Hopefully more clubs start thinking a bit outside the box, engaging with fans and generating interest is exactly what we need. The Hibs twitter feeds response was also fantastic, we need to start taking ourselves a little less seriously and doing our best to get people interested in our game. The artist that made this has played an absolute blinder here.

Wonderful stuff, I fucking love Scottish football. Mon the Kingsley.

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This is absolutely brilliant!

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Do you still want to reject our planning application????

If it's annoying the most pointless and boring club in England, then I'm even happier about it.

You might want to pull up a chair and open a book.

S Some of the stuff on twitter

Finally everything becomes clear. Partick Thistle become one of the first clubs to let children in for free, getting plenty through the gates always with the intention of feeding their souls to this hideous monster. Well done on playing the long game Partick, well done indeed.

Kens been scoping out the town of Tretevo in Macedonia, with a view to a Euro jaunt with the Dandy Dons. ah, european football. I believe the previous Team in Blue Who Played at Ibrox used to participate. Even got presented with a trophy. In a toilet. what ye been up to yerself? You can't get much howling at the moon done on these long light summers days

I think that Mascot is fucking brilliant - but given that a Mascot's main job (apart from high-fiving embarrassed looking players as they come out the tunnel) is to wander aimlessly round the edge of the pitch waving at children and mentally subnormal adult autograph hunters, I can't really see it being a hit...

This dangerous rabid beast which sees enemies everywhere and refuses to do as it's told needs put down. Again. Cerberus of sevco, the three bear headed dog that guards the underworld, lives in mythology and widely regarded as a bit of c**t.

I ran it in 44.59 yesterday, which was a PB. It was a very good course for it. My aim was to run under 45 minutes, and despite almost messing up by slowing down to look out for my wife and kid on the final straight (slowed down too much and had to sprint the final 20 metres or so), it was the most comfortable I've ever been on a 10k race. Endomondo had it at 44.40 on my phone, within the usual margin of error for that.

I still have my PS2 set up, I only use it to mostly play FFVII and Star Wars Battlefront.

Aye, they were amazing. That was my eighth time seeing them and every single time been immense. Great set, first time I had heard Angles or Comedown Machine stuff live, so Under Cover of Darkness and One Way Trigger were my highlights.

The levels of outrage on that thread was unbelievable and made me question how many of the people posting on here have ever actually played the game.

Everyone loves a jobby prank or a footballing jobby story! I can think of at least 3! Though the latter two are football-jobby-revenge stories lol! 1 - Playing against Addiewell Amateurs at their park about 5 year ago, they had this huge eared, ugly, muppet who was trying to be the hard man until a pathetic attempt of slide tackle saw him skinned, took him over the touch line, through a pile of dog sh*t that can only have been produced by a Labrador or larger dog. He then got up, shit all over his arm, hand and side of his light blue strip, watched a cross go in, a header put us 3-1 up, then got the worst barrage of laughter & ridiculing from everyone before demanding to be substituted, throwing top away and pissing-off home!! Big Ears The Muppet if you ever read this... G.I.R.F.U.Y ya f@nny!!! 2 - Team mate pissed over another team mate in showers after game. The pisser is quite a hairy fella. While the pisser was washing his hair, the pissed-upon proceeded to pick a nasty big winnit out his arse crack, waited til the pisser was walking out the showers then flicked it onto his back lol! 3 - Walking back to changing rooms after a game, hear my name shouted just behind me. So I turned round, heard 'Hows yer touch!!!??' Before taking a ball full in the nuts from about 5 feet away! Queue laughter from all! So into the changing rooms, and into the showers, which were individual cubicles. While behind the door, I squeezed out a decent enough sized jobby for not-really-needing, opened door, shouted 'Hows yet touch!!!??' and threw the turd at the offender, hitting his ponsy pink YSL shirt, leaving a decent brown skid on the shirt and a decent landing mark on his towel!!! Mick B if you read this... G.I.R.F.U.Y mate!

Gave up my daily reports but finished LEJOG last Saturday. 10 days, 980 miles, 60800 feet of elevation gain, 70 hours moving on the bike, av 14mph. Unfortunately fell off v badly going through Glasgow. Hit a massive tree root growing under the Tarmac on one of the cycle paths near the river. Actually broke a rib I discovered after a trip to Ninewells on my return. Although it was agony getting out of bed etc, and still is, it was reasonably bearable on the bike but the last 350 miles were somewhat uncomfortable! I'd say the route we used was really pretty good. If anyone fancies it I've got the GPX tracks. Toughest day was Cornwall. Most spectacular - to be fair the weather was brilliant - was Loch Lomond, Glencoe and the Great Glen. Don't think I'll do it again! When we finished last Saturday I was 51st in the world out of 170,000 riders on Strava for distance ridden in June. Not going near the bike for another couple of weeks.

Reported for Islamophobia.

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