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...And yet they came closer to winning thing than you guys have ever done in over a century.

If that was the case out squad would look like this: McGurn.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/sport/football/st-johnstone/david-mccracken-wants-to-ruin-st-johnstone-s-european-dream-1.879383

I was saying boo urns

Jeezo, it's like a conversation at a nursing home in here. "Are they singing We Are the People?" "What?" "Are they singing We Are the People?" "I think it's We Are the Steeple." "It's We Are the Steeple." "Is it We Are the Steeple." "It's definitely We are the Steeple." "Will someone please confirm that it is We Are the Steeple?" "I think some of the fans are singing Thine Be the Glory."

Probably because most non-OF fans aren't knuckle-dragging, bigoted scheme goblins.

Fuxake.....that must be some email distribution list if you three are on it!

Falkirk fans. What a fucking wall of noise hot us when you scored. That knocked the wind out of me more than your goal or the red card. Kudos.

I’d been quite enjoying the recent trend for live, pre-election ‘debates’ between politicians and wondered what would happen if there was a televised P&B debate on the overall Rangers situation with a team of ‘real’ Rangers fans and the alternate viewpoint of ‘P&D’ supporters? No offence intended to anyone but hopefully a tongue in cheek bit of humour based on my reading of this thread for years. Suggested teams assuming the main folks plus a ‘celeb’ ? Pro Rangers – Tedi, Bennett , No8 , The_Kincardine and Donald Findlay The ‘P&D’ lads- WRK, MT, HBQC (copyright Bennett) , Dhenbhoy (in absentia/back?) and oor Phil Questions that would have to be asked? Would No8 bring the rest in his taxi (a Ford Ranger obviously) with registration RFC 1872 ? Would we have to Skype DB in from Goa as he relaxed, indolently, on a beach with a cool drink much to our jealousy? Would ‘our’ Bennett turn up like ‘the’ Bennett from ‘Commando’ ? (the basis for his username if I mind?) Would the words “deid, obsession, anything with a superfluous ‘h’ , McMadeupname, war chest” etc etc be banned from the discussion? Would the above mean the debate was pointless? (a bit like Clyde for the first six games of most seasons…) Would the teams move their seats further away from the other team in that Jeremy Kyle show way to indicate you really don’t want to be near the person/people? Would MT turn up in a combine harvester to be ironic bearing in mind some of the comments I’ve seen on his locale? Nightmare to park though and difficult at the drive-through… Would HB sneak out and replace No8’s reg with SE12 VCO ? Would he also turn up dressed as a lawyer? (Car reg LAW 1967 obviously) Would the ‘411 Club’ appear as studio guests? Who’d be the ‘moderator’ ? ‘Mr X’ with a physical hammer? Would Sports Direct sponsor the debate and any future debates for at least seven years? Would Shull turn up with incontinence pants….? Would folk sit next to him due to the smell? Would the advert break contain adverts from Wonga, Magners/Guinness , First4Lawyers etc? Who’d have the first ‘seethe’ or ‘meltdown’ ? Would The_Kincardine come across as a kind of male Suzi Dent from Countdown’s Dictionary Corner? Would AWRA turn up but be evicted after five minutes then try to sneak back in again? If WRK (ahem, tucking his celtic strip under the Killie one) turned up slightly late, would Bennett sneer “ welcome back <from Parkhead..> WRK, so glad you could make it…” (only relevant if you’ve seen the latter stages of ‘Commando’) Would ‘thepundit’ run a book on who would win the debate? Any predictions…? If the debate went badly, would Tedi wipe out the ‘P&D’ lads with five ‘ninja stars’ ? Would HB destroy Donald in a legal debate? Without smilies?? Any more???

Falkirk will be hurting. Good

So we disagree on most stuff Monkey, us Bears are in a minority, but most of the posters on here give and take it in good measure, it's what makes it such a good board.

Sun is out, cup final day. Here we go!!!

Aw man, we finally have to hand our trophy over to someone else. To fans of both teams, have a fantastic day. Whatever the result, it will be an occasion you'll remember for years to come. Enjoy. Good luck Inverness! You've only had to wait 20 years but I hope you win it nonetheless.

^^What he said all the best with it, gives you an option at least. Nothing to stop you continuing to look for other positions in the meantime. Also, part time could possibly lead to more in the future.

Drives with the window down cause he keeps putting his elbow right through them!

I think we've already established that it's sausagey bite-bite.

Thank f**k for that. Congratulations Inverness enjoy it.

Well done Inverness! McDonald

Wouldn't mind another 30 minutes of this tbh.

YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good goal, nicely summed up by Michael Stewart - assist from Dorrans, finished by Watkin.

Could someone please tell Michael Stewart there's isn't a player called Dorrans on the field? Fucking hell.

League cup 1998 v Celtic, 3-0.

Both teams also won the cup in 1913

It has to be seen to be believed Also Shut your puss and get to the ground you!

Ewings re-signed.

Nae Bovril

Some of them will genuinely be delighted to be attracting overseas attention.

Is there anything that man didn't do?

I'm surprised they could sneak a passenger jet in by the security desk

Full chest pumping match level at 10 mins and run them into submission. No idea who will do the running mind you but that's the common consensus. Oh and we all want Motherwell to win as we are scared of the pumpings next season...

The correct thing to do is head into the Merchant City area.

Mccoists stupid unbeaten record came before common sense, Daily should have been rested.

Invernesh by shree

Good luck to both clubs today. Hope it is a cracking game. Taking my five tear old to his first "proper" game of football (well second maybe, I think his grandfather took him to an Annan game once). Looking forward to a good day.

Flying Burrito Brothers - When I Was A Cowboy

Burl Ives - I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly

It would be churlish in the extreme to say I wouldn't be desperately keen to see Clark return. Guess I must be extremely churlish.

I can't sleep and I've got a stiffie.

The bottom one isn't Glasgow, mate. And I'm not convinced those are Falkirk fans either.

The Stylistics - Betcha By Golly Wow

The Skids - Into The Valley

I love how seething Old Firm fans are because their team's weren't good enough to make the final. All I've heard all week from them is 'sponsors nightmare this final', 'lucky if it's half full' etc etc. I hope it's a cracking final and both sets of fans enjoy the day. The one thing I wish for each season in the Scottish Cup - apart from Thistle to win it, is for a bigot free final. These sort of occasions are worth savouring.

If County were "going for it", I would be hoping to see Uncle Roy's tens of millions hundreds of millions being spent on players a cut above Scott Fox and Brian Graham.

There is only 1 tyre - Continental GP 4000 ii. I favour 23mm but the stats dictate that the rolling resistance of the 25's is lower.

Math? MATH?! f**k you

Well that's your level of intelligence confirmed Boo Boo.