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Wee one is getting home tomorrow! Spending the night in hospital with the Mrs and her in our own wee room. Delighted.

Waterboys - Don't Bang The Drum

Ace of Base- all that she wants

...that bitch. Yeah you, you averagey looking cocktease.....

John McVeigh is a tit

Our drainage, those shoes?

He wasn't good for us either. He was f*cking brilliant

That section might be split then as some of it is designated for "Media, Competitions and Charities".

I'll maybe downgrade her to a 3/10, and promote Carál to a 4.

Ex footballer Martin hardie is now a freelance drainpipe inspector. Martin is said to be ecstatic to finally find his vocation in life.

When Kriss Akabusi ejaculates the semen seeps from his eyeballs. It is a rare condition (called cum eyes) known to affect 1 in every 7 billion people.

Johnny Kidd and the Pirates- shakin' all over

Grandparents - if only so we can sit smiling smugly while the parents crack up.

Seems like one of the guards at Buckingham Palace has lost their hat.

Is this a joke? This has got to be a joke surely?

COYQOTS!!!

F*ckin doom merchants.

If Ross Barbour could break up opposition attacks the way he breaks up Killie ones then he'd maybe have a shot...

Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger

So you basically pick and choose which years you follow Dumbarton based on our completed squad and how good they are? Our main source of income comes from season ticket/ticket sales. It's the same every year, the club are happy to announce that early ticket sales = more money to spend on players. I really don't see what the issue is. It would be far more beneficial to buy it just now that wait until the squad is completed.

Stone Roses- She bangs the drums

Inspiral Carpets - She Comes In The Fall

Bob Dylan : Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

Hope this is a statement of the standard of player we are trying to attract to the club. Was at Tinks Park yesterday and the nerves were certainly jangling when Brora made ir 1-1. Never want to see us in that position. C'MON LICHTIES

Finding an experienced yet untainted manager for this level is like the mythical 20 goals a season striker or that box to box midfielder who can tackle, pass and shoot. The few that are out there aren't interested in coming to team like us so we need to choose someone untried, or who has had a recent failure and is looking to reestablish themselves. Any chance danny Lennon will be a free agent come 8pm tonight?

Althia & Donna- up town top ranking

The correct answer is 10/10.

The Hollies - I'm Alive

This. I was only 16 at the 97 final and due to being at school and never heard of the Internet in those days, the only real buzz was from reading the papers building it up. Even on the day I wasn't fully engaged in the situation. The 09 final wasn't really a thing worth getting excited about. I cancelled a stag weekend in Amsterdam to be there and fully expected to lose. To lose to a 1 in a million worldy that could easily have landed anywhere was hard to take. A horrible day all round and I didn't even get drunk. I'm gonnae wake up with a boner on the 30th. So up for this game. The team better not let us down

Hiya Dundee United, hiya pal

A Million Ways To Die In The West Basically the same humour as Family Guy, some very funny moments mixed with some gross out stuff, and a sprinkling of meh! Good enough watch 7/10.

Abdul won the supporters POTY award judging by his Instagram. Well deserved IMO. Gutted he's been out the last couple games but no point risking further injury in meaningless games.

I've waited ages for this. John McVeigh is a tit f**k me it works, type m i n g e without the spaces.

Because employing a former professional footballer with management experience is similar to allowing someone with no prior experience of professional football in any capacity to buy himself the management job?

For anyone interested I hear it currently sits at ICT 8000 Falkirk 15,500 2 weeks to go

Wait until you find your first grey pube. I found one last week. I'm never going back to that kebab shop again.

Doolan can't play ACM against tough DMs which he has faced in 3 of 4 games him and Taylor have started together. We've played lost the last 3 of the 4. Stats dont lie. Hopefully that is the end of the 'play them together' shite.

Well that ruined my day.

Arthur Scargill?

What We Do In The Shadows Funniest film i've seen in donkeys. A New Zealand made mockumentary following four vampire flatmates as they argue over who's turn it is to do the washing up and other day to day nonsense. I was a giggling mess from start to finish. 9/10

Didn't know '7th in the dogshit third tier of Scottish football' was classed as 'iconic' these days; cute.

In order for the EBTs to work, rangers had to lie to the SPL. It wasn't simply immoral, it was flat out deceit. While it has been shown that deadco were able to get away with it, for a time, they were only able to do so while lying and right up until it came under any real scrutiny. If they weren't required to deceive the league body and SFA in order to make it work then maybe they could argue that the money wasn't recoverable. But they were, so you can't. Also let's not forget these were some of the highest paid people in the country, not paying income tax. Got caught, continued to lie, cheat, obfuscate, block and try to arrogantly bluff their way out until the only thing left was to do was sell up to shyster who'd ride the sinking ship down for them. I will not, ever, be browbeaten or dissuaded from thinking that this was a repellent crime against our nation and our beloved sport. That nobody is in jail for this is laughable. The notion that HMRC shouldn't be chasing all these unpaid monies, is beneath contempt.

They come in handy for hiding your more...embarrassing movies in. I've got Miss Congeniality inside the card sleeve for Nazi Shemale Gangbang 3. Don't judge me.

I feel more comfortable talking about this now that the election is over. After a spell on 50mg of sertraline a day I had very low mood and got incredibly restless a lot of the time between February and March. I had my dosage upped to 100mg, but it actually made things worse. Had a few really awful and very public anxiety attacks over that period. I occasionally had thoughts about jumping from my bedroom window or hanging myself. It really wasn't nice at all. I had to be retrospectively signed-off work back to January. My friends were extremely supportive. A group of them got together and stayed over on rotation for a fortnight or so before I headed up to Aberdeen for Easter. It was just before then that my doctor concluded that sertraline really wasn't working and phased me off it really quite quickly and switched me across to 20mg citalopram. On the CBT side of things, I finally got onto a group CBT thing towards the end of March at the Uni Counselling service, but it folded almost immediately due to lack of numbers. I ended up going private for a few sessions with a therapist and she was great. The combination of the change in meds, one-to-one CBT sessions and, perhaps oddly, the focus and low pressure of the election campaign, have all combined to improve my mental wellbeing significantly. I'm meeting my supervisor next week to discuss a plan gradually to return to work: something I'd have thought impossible even a month ago. There were some really dark moments in the last few months, but I'm seeing light at the end of the tunnel. It's cliché but it does get better. I'm not saying I'm not going to relapse, but I'm really feeling like the person I used to be. That doesn't mean I'm not still ill, but the monster is on a leash for now. ETA: I know this probably sounds dumb, but it's the small things that can make the difference. I've started listening to music to distract me and for casual enjoyment again. Preparing and cooking a meal from scratch: there's satisfaction in that. Just going for a walk can clear the head too. A big thing for me is trying just to slow down my brain from thinking. It has such a tendency to rush ahead, refuse to switch-off, and that causes me to catastrophise and be my own worst critic.

Yep, those Argentinians would give you a rational, unbiased opinion on the cult hero figure depicted in that piece of street art as some kind of sea god.

St Johnstone. A fine club with131 years history, last years Scottish Cup winners 'Rangers' A joke club with3 years history. last years Ramsdens Cup runners-up. Man City. plutocrats plaything. As divorced from the concept of sport as it is possble to get. when's your next ban - and have you already chosen your next alias?

I'm sick fed up of the bring back Kenny Shiels pish. Get a fucking grip.

Can see GASL doing the walking away regardless of FPP. Him and potless know the truth about the Sevco finances and that they are seriously holed below decks, he knows Ashley is wanting his £5m as well as answers on delisting/NOMAD and how they plan to keep Sevco going... If I was GASL I would not put in the kids inheritance. In fact, I would be praying the HFA declare him unfit (as he is by any definition) and give him an escape route. Big Mike can then return to squeezing the Sevco lemon and keeping them on life support.