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You just said it.

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How difficult can it be to write a headline? All you have to do is make sure you don't exceed your character cou

^^^^ fourth best crash test dummies tribute band in Patrick.

The Who : My Generation

Are they blades or studs ?

Nigel proving he's just another careerist establishment figure. If Murphy can cling on, so can I...

You're opinion doesn't really count after you said there isn't a gap between third in the Premiership and your team, and you were being serious.

Aaron Muirhead modelling next season's Falkirk strip.

Not sure if its quite that many. Was just an estimate. We are certainly part way down second section. We got three sections to sell but the third one was only 40 tickets. First two sections basically 900 and we have sold one and a bit.

Cheers mate . I know a few Clyde fans down here and they are good lads . All the best !

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It's not the size of the crowd which will win the cup. It's the team on the pitch. Look at County's final they took 550M fans but the team forgot to turn up.

This is as about as pastiche, derivative and hackneyed as a poster can get. Nae worries, QC. Plenty of your fellow-travelers are sufficiently small-minded as to agree with you.

No they are not sold out (well not unless they sold a couple of hundred more after lunch today). We usually do sell Sundays but there were staffing availability issues this week plus we didn't want to set up a Sunday sale with the potential that we may have sold out to season ticket holders on the Saturday and been left looking silly. Most people know someone who would pop in for them at lunchtime or through the day. The playoffs are a problem for ticket sales in that there isn't a lot of notice to get tickets sorted. We are probably going to have to announce details this week for sale of Hibs tickets before we play the second leg at Ibrox in case we get through as we can't leave it until after that to announce anything given there are only two clear days before the next game!

Aye sur aye sur

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I think you're perhaps a little to close to the situation to discuss it rationally. Budgeting for a loss was stupid, budgeting for cup runs was a stupid gamble that didn't pay off. Quite galling for the club to then send out pleading emails and posts on the website about the need for people to buy season tickets and join the Lifeline to secure our future. If it was Masterton & Co making the same calls they would be getting criticism and rightly so. As I've said before, I am a fan of 90% of what the new Board have been doing but that doesn't exempt them from criticism. It was a joke, calm down. Stop being so defensive.

People who stand still in the middle of corridors I'm trying to walk through

Why make such a moronic comment then?ETA: What daft decisions with the budget? Sometimes I think you can't get any more clueless but then you go and spectacularly prove me wrong.

Bloody players. Players are supposed to fear, respect and follow instructions not be pandered to. Willie Waddle wouldn't have given a flying f**k if the players "didn't like him". Pussies.

Ludicrous. They'd get wet.

I'd love to see Gibson back at East End. He's a good player and we've missed that sort of creativity, especially with Williamson being out for so long. It would also delight me to see the pathetic pussy coward fans in our support cry about it.

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Just kick the whole organisation out the league then....

Bought a ticket for the ICT end. £5 for a student not to be sniffed at!

No bad, but... Wins it for me

I saw this picture before I looked at any of the rest of the post and honestly thought this was a photo of your birthday cake.

I left 20 mins ago and it was still long.

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You really thought it looked 5,200 ? I would have said the gate definately started with a 6. Rangers had minimum 2700 I would say. We had roughly 800 in the far side stand I would say. So you think there was only 1700 in the Portland road end, main stand and enclosure ?Like someone said elsewhere I really can't see where another 3600 people could go.

I recently watched that old Panorama special from the Seventies about Millwall. Always assumed I'd seen it, but apparently not. Hilarious stuff - exactly what the Spinal Tap laddies would come up with if asked to make a spoof about football hooliganism. Some of the dialogue is absolutely fucking deathless. Really is difficult to watch with the mindset that the people portrayed are deadly serious.

£110 million pounds spent. Still need Match Officials to help them. And wasting time tactics against QOS. Joke Club. THE BLUE VERMIN F.C.

"Do you want to know how I got these scars.."

Who the f**k is Fortafy and why can he only communicate through the medium of pictures?

I'm sick fed up of the bring back Kenny Shiels pish. Get a fucking grip.

Won a very weak league two with the only full time squad, and a very good one at that and was loathed at Killie. Not sure I'd be that chuffed if he went to us.

Spent a week on Arran and visited their Brewery. Bought a crate of blonde and then discovered it was available cheaper 100 yards from the house at home in Aldi! Anyway would recommend all their beers. Sunset, very much like deuchars. Dark, excellent dark beer like bellhaven 80 shilling but much richer.

Careful they were going to do that this season. Haha.

The last time you are mentioning it as you fucked up...simpleton. I don't give a f**k about other posters getting bored....either quote where I said '62% voted No' or apologise. It shouldn't be too difficult simpleton. You never quoted it as I specifically never said it. What I said was only just over 1/3rd of the electorate voted yes. 2/3rds of the electorate didn't vote Yes. Neither of these statements are even remotely close to saying '62% voted No' ... You know I actually think you are so thick you can't even see where you fucked up.

Had my award ceremony last week and officially now have an MSc from Birkbeck. It was brutal juggling a job and studying but worth it. I was the first graduate in my families history now I am the first postgraduate as well.

Shock Horror right enough. A Kirkcaldy woman eating salad.

If I'm ever driving about Dundee and see that c**t I'm taking him down. I'll mount pavements and mow down grannies and babies in my path if I have to.

I think there's only one sort of interview Martin Hardie has been undertaking in the past few months.

Mrs last night, just before we headed out for dinner: "Let's take my car and I'll drive as I don't want to wreck your new car". (she has a tendency to ram into stuff) One minute later we're in her car and she's annoyed at me as I "tut" as she kerbs one of her wheels reversing out of a space. The reversing sensors start to beep but she keeps going until she has rammed the front of my new car (innocently parked across the street, minding its own business). Good work. Had it a week and needs a new front bumper.