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You wouldn't be 'forcing your way in' in front of me m8. Not a fucking chance.

Blondie - One Way Or Another

Lou Reed : Walk On The Wild Side

Brilliant

Well, 11 days after the due date, my daughter made her way into the world in early hours of Saturday morning! Absolutely over the moon to be a Daddy!

Reynard-without-a-rifle isn't voting for anyone, you imbeciles. It's a troll account used solely to wind idiots up on here. Stop replying to it. Maybe one day Police Scotland will start treating "all immigrants should be raped and shot" as seriously as the word "***" and the mods will care to ban it. Until then, ignore it.

Drew Brees

Yetts o' Muckhart is an SI unit for the measurement of fanny batter.

You are a racist

Did it herself, shitey parking and brought it home to blame someone else,

As much as you like to dance around things with precise wording the fact that you made a complete tool out of yourself still stands. There is no amount of word play here you can use to escape the fact you are a complete bigoted fanny. HTH.

It was in the second quote you idiot. The one where you changed your stance from the whole of Scotland voted NO to the electorate voted NO after I showed you up to be a fucking simpleton yourself. If think your mother should give us all an apology for giving birth to a demented taxi driving bigot who regularly let's the mask slip to show us all how bigoted you really are in the real world and pretend on P&B what a supposedly nice guy you are n aw rat.

Scary. Even read the little "I'm voting no to the SNP.." quote in a Partridge voice.

The Lovin' Spoonful : Nashville Cats

Is there an echo?

The Kinks – Tired Of Waiting

That's why I said "in a lane that's signposted to merge". Folk that zoom straight up to the merge point, then slowly try to eek their way forward until they're almost grinding metal with the cars next to them. "Why, this lane is completely empty! These fools next to me are obviously morons! Cheerio, chumps! Oh...shite" Bumper to bumper, all the way. It's the only language they understand. Edit: eek, FFS. I meant eke.

Jethro Tull : Heavy Horses

That and the fact I wore my R2-D2 bunnet she made me all day whilst doing it, you're not that far away from the truth there. You need to get the shit ones out the way with before you can enjoy the good ones. And III isn't bad purely because it's a bit fucked up.

The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses

Thought it was pretty poor that Murray didn't even have Grindlay on the bench on Saturday. Could have brought him on for the last fifteen minutes and given both Rogers and him the chance of a send off from the fans.

Was just laying the groundwork but duly noted

The Scaffold - Liverpool Lou

The Bangles - Going Down To Liverpool

Oh spoiler ffs!

The greatest Scottish sportsperson of all time creating more history. Standard.

The Jam : Going Underground

Yesterday (Monday) I had to drive from Killie to Darvel to meet with a client about some work I'm doing soon. Set off in plenty of time - and as soon as I turn onto Galston Road in Hurlford do I find I'm behind a tractor that's going all the way to Darvel. Was not fun.

Great Post, Wish I'd made it That's why I'm jealous Jealous again

Hiya Prince William, hiya pal Congrats mate, any name yet?

FTFY

Mega miles this weekend. Very sunburnt and broken tonight. Had a chain snap near Rutland Water, had a chain tool and spare pin but the after the fix the chain was jumping like mad and would not sit in the big ring on the front gear. Had a great couple of days but by 6 I was broken and reduced to crawling at maybe 10mph, so with that and the chain I chucked the bike on a train to get home in time for some beers. And they are lovely cold ones.

Swansea and Burnley apparently.

We are playing a couple of EPL reserve teams in friendlies. Nae idea about a training camp as such.

Is that right, Rocky, aye?

My breeks huvnae.

"The Journey's" not so enjoyable when you get stuck in traffic is it ?

Being the tender age of 27, I'm assuming that's when hearts finished 2nd on goal difference? Didn't even know they had colour tv in those days! Where did hibs finish for the record?

I finally figured out who Thundercunt reminds me of.

Should have just given a bag back and carried the rest.

Bennett & No.8 conveying the type of persecution complex that Celtic fans would be proud of!

All cowden fans are to angry to have any rational thought process - please ignore

I assume they're newbies to the whole retro packing vibe that Lidl have going on. Anyone else mind the days when the routine at ALL supermarkets was that you put the shopping back in the trolley after it went through the register, took it over to the wee shelf on the wall, then did your packing there? ...waiting for Granny Danger to regale us with tales of shopping at Mr Tesco's farm by milking the cows and grinding the wheat

What an arse.

I would call bullshit, but the beech hedge(s) at Meikleour which rise to 30m are not the world's tallest and longest as defined by the Guinness Book of Records.

I'd rather shite myself in the middle o the wellgate, than watch a game from the Coxy.

I have a friend who's a Caley fan. They also have a bridge. And a castle. Both are wonderful.