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He's back in South Africa asking if he can take the 82 years in Jail.

Alright lads, some of you might be aware that Tell Him He's Pelé have moved into the seedy world of podcasting - we've been going for the past few weeks and have recorded episodes with Stevie Aitken and Gregor Buchanan. This week, we've had a sit-down with former Gretna, Greenock Morton and Stenhousemuir manager David Irons - CLICK. I didn't want to just stick this in the big Morton thread because I think this has quite a broad appeal. Irons talks about Gretna and maybe even goes into detail about a few things he hasn't before. He also talks in great length about his difficult time at Cappielow and his acrimonious departure. Irons finishes by speaking about his time at Stenny. There's something in there for everyone - he was on good form and was surprisingly honest and a little brutal in some of his takedowns. It's an hour long so make sure you're in the mood first. (If you like what you've heard, then follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook.)

Thought I recognised him

I think your posts in the past day or two prove that you really are f**k all without Tedi or Kinky.

The Who - I'm A Boy

Aye? FairPlay lad, any holes a goal etc....

Because he is a good player and will be an important player next season.

Agree the momentum after the EGM should have kept going announcements on the investment should have for one thing silenced us a bit easing the Sevco supporters pain. Instead we had the likes of No8 shouting about good guys and the reply was where, what is the difference ? King and 3B's have been about and promoting a boycott in order for them to gain control so they must have been gearing up for the inevitable over the last year at least, so where are the plans, the investment, the impetus. King's double speak was plainly at work he was in discussions with a Nomad that would be announced on the Monday and then stated he prefered to be de listed, so he was disingenuous and I guess whatever outcome he ends up with he'll spin it with his followers as the best scenario. The money, after putting the boot into the 'spivs' would there not be an expectation of King and Co of coming up with a hefty amount to show their supporters that things have changed. That investment has been talked down the closer they have come to power that has to be a worry for the Sevconians. There is other officers a CEO but they have the likes of Gilligan who has the necessary gravitas and experience, even on a temporary basis. I don't see how another admin would help as MA would appoint any administrator and if he wanted could buy the worthless shares and get them back on the AIM and refloated just as much as DK or the other group. The only thing the ongoing saga proves is there is no good news in the short to medium term for Sevco fans unless King starts throwing money at them.

Big Country - Harvest Home

Barclay James Harvest - So You Want To Be A Rock And Roll Star

Detroit Emeralds : Feel The Need In Me

One Hour Photo Robin Williams in a creepy psychological thriller. He was really superb in this, the tension builds nicely and you end up feeling sorry for him. 8/10

Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In The Sky

What I ask is, am I enjoying the football, no I am not and haven't for a long time, with the odd exception, under this manager.

Yesterday at lunch I saw that my seat was unoccupied. With a warm glow of satisfaction, I walked towards it, ready to have a pleasant lunch. Then the guy suddenly appears from a side door and steals the seat. I was fuming. I muttered obscenities and threats then went and sat down elsewhere. I didn't need to eat as I was full; OF ANGER! Today I got the seat, and watched as he sauntered out of the side door, and without looking head towards the seat. He then clocked me, and tried to change his course to make it look like he was always going that way (and failing to do so), but for the briefest of milliseconds he caught my eye, and my smugness and contempt were very much evident. This is going the distance, and I'm up for the fight motherfucker.

Congratulations

Simple Minds - The American

Nice one, kiddo.

Not sure if it's viewing this thread on a PC rather than my tiny mobile phone that has prompted this but I'd like to retract my previous statement in it's entirety. One on the right, still wid.

RIP Andy Fraser, who died yesterday. Fairport Convention : The Hanging Song

Thomas the tank engine and the space hopper? You sick twisted fucker

I'm here by proposing a "Day of Positivity" on this thread tomorrow. Only positive posts about the Pars encouraged. Whether that's reminiscing about great Pars moments and players or looking on the bright side about the future of the club off the park is up to you. I hope people join me in this as we've been so rubbish this season it will make a nice change from the grim displays we've all witnessed. I'll start us off a wee bit early with a good bit of work from the club for disabled supporters. Always think the club should be praised for the positives as much as they are derided for the negatives. http://bit.ly/19AFYFM

Early Scottish rap battle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flyting_of_Dumbar_and_Kennedie

This should go well then.

Following a conversation with Fudge a few years ago, I've got a pact with a friend, that should either one of us die in a freak and/or tragic accident, and the other person Is interviewed by the press, we will go into detail on what a c**t they were, and that everyone will be glad to see the back of me/him.

A lot of wistful retrospection on this thread. Based on our experience of crashing down to earth post Nicholl, looking back at what was or might have been is a complete waste of time and actually holds you back from getting out of the position you're currently in. Your 'glory' days (ahem) are gone. The sooner the support accepts it and starts supporting the board in building a realistic, sustainable, well-managed club then the quicker you'll get back amongst the big boys. Or failing that, even back up with the likes of us and Cowden.

A good pal of mine has summed up how to be an Arab in a nutshell - enjoy!

Got it done under general about 15 years ago (medical problems on my wife's side). Felt dodgy when I came round but persuaded the doc I was ok and left to drive home. Couple of miles down the road, the pain hit me so bad I threw up. One bollock swelled up to the size of an orange and it felt like I'd been booted in the baws by Jorg Albertz. I've had pain off and on for years so I got a scan three years ago which showed all the tubes and veins had come unravelled - "like a bag o' worms" said the nurse. Turns out the doc had made a mess of the procedure and, because they weren't actually needed now, the testicles were removed and replaced with surgical steel ones. Only problem with that is I have to wear jockstraps to stop them clacking as I walk.

Got this done a few years ago. The initial jabs in the baws are the worst. It was sore for a few days afterwards (like I'd been toed in the baws) but that disappeared after a few days. Know a guy who got it done and had some horrendous problems. He was in agony as soon as the anaesthetic wore off and was given strong painkillers. This pain lasted 2 weeks and the poor guy was bed ridden. He eventually called an emergency doctor. As soon as the doc saw his sack,he called an ambulance. The ambulance came and when the guy got up to get into the ambulance, his sack and balls just fell off. Horrendous. This never happened but hopefully it has managed to scare a few folk. It's genuinely not that bad.

Have heard that it does not make a vas deferens to your lovelife.

You had to google Anjem Choudary? Seriously? How far into the sand is your head?

Bring back bears then not long after introduce a Bear Tax

Fine pair of breasts on Phil Oakey tae...................

I would go rather go in with friends/family from Northern Ireland, because it's far more comfortable than sitting amongst the GSTQ booing goons and Rangers hating hordes.

Those dodgy salutes again ......

You're not the brightest.

At my age, yes; I'm 20 for f**k sake. My question in regards to the side effects of the rod affecting older women have been ignored, so it seems these side effects must affect every female who gets the rod, and not ones past the age of 35.

Why aren't you addressing the age question I've posed? Is it going to affect every female? Or just ones who have got it renewed 3 or 4 times?

Scenario: A man falls in the street and sprains his ankle. A car runs him over, causing severe injuries. He is transferred into an ambulance. On the way to hospital it crashes. He is the only survivor (just). The emergency services get him to hospital. A plane crashes onto it - his injuries are now critical. The operation to save him is a success. He then finds out that the blood used in the op is infected with HIV. It's all Celtics' fault.

The guy from the fantastic four films? The uncle from the fresh prince of bel air or a kagool wearing wannabe journalist.

I don't mnd the style of football - we are less direct, less back to front under Murray than we ever were under McGlynn, I feel. Our attacking play is generally decent, what's been horrendous to watch has been our defence for a season and a half.....