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Weesa is da people.

Imagine it was Celtic appealing for volunteers to fix up Sellik Park? They'd claim 250,000 turned up, and it was only a tiny minority who were useless with a paintbrush and spoiled it for everyone else.

The most ironic thing in the whole of this journey is the amount of real Rangers men that have "walked away". Not even because of the crooks, Rangers have been shite, humiliated on the pitch and they can't take it. They were big enough to gloat week in week out when they were pumping teams 5-0 during the 9 in a row era. Using dodgy business men as an excuse not to watch your shite team doesn't wash with me.

Bumping my own thread because that's how I roll. What's the Lewis Stevenson thing?

And your still living in the past. Those days are gone. Your new BoD are going into battle. With a crap army, no morale, and living a fantasy. You think you have a right to win. Your army will live with and be reminded of this farce every time you take to the field. And your going to have to deal with it. Enjoy the journey. And in Your own words GIRFUY. xx

Honeycombes - Have I The Right

I, personally, have to find the humour in my own mental health issues. If I can do that, it's not a threat to me. How can something I can laugh at be frightening?

Please Please, pretty please Bring back Ally McCoist as manager. He deserves another chance. As do his coaching team.

Bob Dylan - I'll Be Your Baby Tonight

INXS - Need You Tonight

Graham Gouldman - For Your Love

Probably why we get on so well then. I fucking hate everyone.

McCann issue is a total red herring. I'd prefer him to do one or the other but I understand his position and don't think it has much, if anything, to do with our struggles this season. About time some of the players started taking responsibility for their own failings. Still all seem to believe they'll get promoted somehow and then we inevitably finish 5th/6th they'll all be so shocked and disappointed. Need to wake up and start showing they deserve to be full-time players.

I've been there with the paper towels. The cleaner in my last work not only over filled the dispenser but also put the paper towels in "flaps up" so there was no way to pull them out at all. Some people just want to see the world burn,

McCann is either there during the week and on a Saturday putting his coaching into practise or isn't there at all. Just an opinion. It's the same thing about captains in a team. Folk will go on about how it doesn't matter, but a captain is there to reinforce the tactics and organisation outset from the manager on the pitch. Someone to be the glue of the team. If they didn't matter they wouldn't exist in football and neither would assistant managers. By all accounts he'll be away in the summer anyway so he'll have all the time in the world to pundit for SKY.

Shut it bhegger

Are you me? Had this the other day, and was left wiping my arse with tatters of toilet roll. And fury. Shit, just realised I'm talking about toilet roll and you're talking about paper towels, which you clearly state in your post (and indeed even use the exact words 'paper towels'). My mind is a big soggy mess of fail and emotions.

Fucking tramps.

Nah, GingerSaint is always like that.

Are you claiming these as facts, like No.8? If so, then I have taken the liberty of borrowing a post of your own.

I think this guy's on the wind up.

I posted this in the match thread, but its worth repeating here for a laugh. In among the usual pishy Rangers dirge last night they played "Everythings gonna be alright" They cant be recalled, or at least their registrations cant be taken away from Rangers. They could be physically told not to turn up and train/play but they will be Rangers players until the end of the season

Not enjoying the journey, we will watch them from the pavement.... as long as they have International players, etc.

Better?

Don't forget the new, representative, fan on the Board. Welcomed by Tedi.

Nah it’s a totally nonsense issue. The assistant manager does the vast majority of his work during the week. McCann is at training every day they have it, and does plenty of other stuff assistant managers need to do during the week. Will the players play better if he was there every single match for all of it? What will he add? Just to reiterate what the manager says? The preparation for matches is done during the week. This is just something people are now finding fault with because we’re shite. It wasn’t an issue last season. It’s just something for idiots to lash out at.

So, that could be the NOMAD, someone in the press actually calling Chris 'gobshite' Graham out on his social media thickuntery, teams of well-meaning volunteers dying of asbestosis..... or.....drum roll.....Mike Ashley making his next move. Fun & Games. I'm certainly enjoying the 'journey'. Better than the telly, more entertaining than a smack in the pus fae' Jeremy Clarkson. Must remember to get more popcorn in.

Sorry to intrude, but the Neil McCann issue winds me up, and I really shouldn't care less. He turns up halfway through games because he's been away chatting shite on the telly during the Edinburgh derby? I find that really disrespectful, to the players and to the club. The man's got to make a living, but pick one or the other. Either you're a television pundit, or you're an assistant manager at a professional football club. There's nothing to stop him only doing Friday night or Sunday games, but he seems intent on having his cake and eating it too. That's fine if you're sitting pretty at the top of the league, but when you're seriously underachieving, get yourself off my fucking telly and down to Stair Park to get your team prepped for winning three points. I was told a totally unsubstantiated story a few weeks back, that one of the Under 20s players at the Pars (I'm not protecting his anonymity, I can't remember his name!) was subject to some sort of disciplinary action. McCann had been told the lad had been out two nights before a game (as in, the night before last, not two nights consecutively) and had started to bitch him out in front of the other players, and the youth fella spat back that there was some cheek coming from a guy who only rocks up to matches at half time. It's hard to argue.

Yup, one game is entirely representative of the whole of last season. I'm calling it; you don't go to games. You just make up utter fantasty bullshit.

I think you're making the mistake of applying your situation and experiences to everyone else. Depression affects people in different ways.

People as vermin. Wow.

The Pretty Things - Honey I Need

The strip we are wearing in the cup final looks really smart. Hope we use it as a away top next season. http://alloaathletic.co.uk/BlogView.aspx?pageid=2&ItemID=1209&mid=2

Baird will do a job for another season or two no bother. If you want to go back to playing Botti up top with Loy then see the goals dry up. Baird is exactly what we needed.

Lady Antebellum - Need You Now

The Supremes : Where Did Our Love Go

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the black parade

If you still have pain in the morning you should seriously consider amputation. My mate Dave can do it if you are stuck. Anyway back on topic; 25 years to the day that the Red Hot Chili Peppers released 'Under the Bridge'. Not my favourite Chili Peppers song but did make them mainstream and Blood Sugar Sex Magic was the album that stands out from my teens alongside Nevermind. I know everyone knows the song, but thought I would add the video after all that.

or the quick Summary Rangers

The Beatles - While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Drove to work (not far) to open my laptop bag & find no charger. Turn on laptop to find it needs charged 7% left (15 sec). Drove back home to find charger, no charger in the house. Phoned Mrs Slippery (mmm) 10 yes fucking (ten) missed calls later she phones back. 1 hour later. Sorry sound was turned off. "wheres the charger?" Oh I took it to work to give to my friend as she need one the same as ours. WOT!!111!! I now have to drive into town to buy a new charger. Can't find motorcycle helmet. Went next door to borrow a helmet, found MY helmet. Got into town bought charger (starting to breath normally again). Thought I'd get some breakfast (10:00am). Went to my favourite little noodle bar. c**t had a new recipe and added bread crumbs. Ate half and left. Good morning everyone! Hope you all have great day

We have Will Vaulks. Your argument is invalid.

I just feel more comfortable in my own company most of the time and I've been like it for as long as I remember. I'm happy to socialise but I'm much happier with a cup of tea, my couch and the telly. There's other people I'm really comfortable with, obviously but they tend to be of the same mind set as me. My best friends are people-haters too.

I know, why bother? They died 3 years ago.

Don't watch it. It'll be brilliant.

Which Andy Goram?

We don't need to know about your holiday shenanigans!!

I got into HMHB about 5 or 6 years ago when I lived in London, when my mate played me Achtung Baby. He'd been into them for nearly 20 years, but has/had no interest in football. So...we went through most of the back catalogue, him playing me the songs, and me explaining all the football references to him. Quality night for us both :-)

Jeezo. Didn't know all that. Kudos. In other news, I've been seeing a Czech burd for the last few months. I made her listen to "All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit". She looked nonplussed. She's actually coming to the gig although understandably, she doesn't really understand HMHB. Having said that, she's just presented me with this