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Does this mean the Rangers were founded by a boorish Yorkshire gobshite spiv?

HTH

Old enough to know that the adjective is always 'misspelled'. 'Misspelt' is one of the verb forms (can't remember which). And the era you grew up in is the one that turned every feckin sentence into a question.

"Oh No Shots On Goal From Wage Thieves Who Lump The Ball High To A Fat Guy Up Front, Who Plays Like A Cùnt It's Just As Well These Fuckers Died". © HT Productions 2015.

I'm always out when it's out, so I've resorted to looking at the cast and picking one at random . I'll go for Pete Thunders(played by Nick Moran)

Go to the Arbroath games with a guy called James. During the World Cup we pronounced it the way the commentators said James Rodriguez. In about September one lad approached me and asked if his name was Hamed. After telling him no and why we said it the way we did the lad looked at me and said "I thought his name was Hamed because he owned a paper shop" He has been known as Hamed since.

No but I would expect them to not sing provocative songs showering praise on Scottish terrorists.

THE BLUE FREAKS F.C.

Usual response from you,surprise surprise. If Dundee United hadn't changed their name and broadened their fan base they would have died. I didn't make that up, its a fact. Hibernian claim that the vast majority of their support is drawn from Leith . Again it's not something that I have made up its what the club themselves say. In other words the majority of their support is based on geography. The support for both club's therefore would tend to reflect the demographics of the city and area where the club's are located, much more than Celtic could ever claim. Before you choke on your cornflakes, Rangers couldn't claim that their support in anyway reflects the demographics of Glasgow either. Do you need a link for my last point or is that Bollox as well ?

Mulligan and O'Hare.

Should have been listening to The Smiths

Got it in the Good Spirits Co. on Bath Street just before Christmas.

Is that between us all?

The Who : Pictures Of Lily

That'll happen naturally, I imagine. Celtic today is pretty much unrecognisable from what it was as recently as the 80s and the further we get away from the late-century bullshit, the better it should get. Although as ever, I'm not writing any blank cheques for zoomers.

I will follow my club and be at Dens on Saturday hoping to beat the "other cheek" If we manage a shot on target and yet get beat 4-0 I will know we put up a better fight than your poor excuse of a team of overpaid c***s did last Sunday. Hey, how would you feel if we took them to a replay, or, heaven forbid beat them?

'toady' is my pet name for accietilleyedye.

The latest addition

My daughter has just grabbed my ID badge that's on my waist on one of those wee retractable spools, ran away with it to it's full length and released it, firing it back at a million miles and hour, connecting with my right bollock on its way back. It stung. And she's learned some new words

Those Luke Skywalker ones will go with your bedsheets and Y fronts.

The Humblebums : Shoeshine Boy

Star Wars vans

Would you say this promise falls into the "glib" category, or is it more "shameless", d'you think?

The Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love With Someone You Shouldn't've

Surely for every fiver they put in, he should put in a tenner.

Maybe i chose to support the wrong club............................................................Kidding!!!

I actually feel sorry for the Newcastle 5. Young lads, wanting a game of football and they have walked into a complete shitstorm, Must be incredibly embarrassing for them to have this 'favoured status'. It's a bit like Saddam Hussein marking his sons Higher exams and giving them 110% each.

Tonev.

McBride would be a good signing, although it's an area we are strong in. I expect the release will have happened in time for him to sign for someone else now. It would be worth it just for the last Falkirk game - both Roberts AND McBride, the seethe would be wonderful. Just need to get Burton O'Brien in on loan too.

Seems to me that she's playing bowls because Rangers got beat and she still thinks you're a Celtic fan. Like everybody else.

Really!! You think Holmes, Docherty and Simmons are currently cutting it at this level, must be watching different games from me.

Peter Sarstedt - Frozen Orange Juice

CLoud 9 v BG, Game 1. Watch it!

We want/need fan investment money. Rangers' Dave King: Sandy Easdale played me but I will succeedLook. Would everybody stop getting duped

I've heard of two guys called "The Sniper's Dream" & "The Sniper's Nightmare". The "Dream" has a massive heid and the "Nightmare" has a heavy limp

I refuse to believe you dont know who I am.

Don't reckon you'll be seeing him again. There are two different classes of people in this world. Those that are banned from P+B and come back time and time again with pathetic aliases, and those that don't. I realise that that last statement makes me sound like an alias, but I'm definitely not. Grimbo.

Dunno about that, but he certainly didn't have a licence to jump.

So are Hibs and Dundee United but they don't seem to feel the need to bang on about it every two minutes.They are Scottish Clubs started by immigrants from Ireland. Sounds familiar ? Their history (beginnings) has never separated them from other Scottish Clubs. Why is that?

Indeed he hasn't, so why did so many of your fcukwit fans keep singing about him? Same as the other mob, who bang on about guarding walls, fcuking popes, and assorted bullshit?

This is why all right minded fans hoped the gates of Ibrox would be welded shut, after all the cheating and liquidation. Instead we have to continue to live with this shite. I hope everyone at the SFA/SPFL is delighted with the match at the weekend. Dicks.

They've banned the wrong poster then, Reynard was amusing and good value. HB is just a boring, repetitive c**t.

Nah, not really it's a diddy cup anyway (this year)

Agreed. Probably in a minority amongst Saints fans but I'd rather he came up to Aberdeen than ended up at some league 1/Championship yo-yo team.

I'll allow Patrick to introduce this one...

I don't live in Glasgow but decided to support one of the old firm for no reason other than an ego boost and also so I can have something to project my feelings of hatred and insecurity onto. You really can't beat going to the pub instead of the game and drinking cheap tasteless lager and engaging in vacuous pointless drivel with fellow like minded morons. I've never been to church or Ireland but for some reason I always feel the need to sing songs about both and battles that happened hundreds of years ago after a few. If we get beat expect trouble because my ego can't handle it. ........Said no old firm fan ever.

So this is how it feels to be lonely...