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Shut your pus Supras.

I'm unhappy so I want the players to be unhappy too. That'll make them play better.

Another grass, hoodathunkit? How come you haven't reported me, then, you obnoxious little creature?

f**k off you old tosser.

These are probably my favourites:

Away for a few days and not much has changed , the qc is still a steaming wreck and wrk is still a seething bitter mess. Lol

No, I don't think anything Catherine Tate does is classed as comedy.

I think we all KNOW the answer to that question. No point discussing it here..I ll wait for you starting the thread on the subject you seem so keen to discuss.

Time for a spot of light relief. Tonight's Scottish cup replay results Probably boosts the chances of our game making TV as well.

You probably bored the tits clean off him tbh.

Have some of mine, HB.

Away and take your wife to the bowls or something you old todger. If you keep sitting on P&B everynight ignoring her, she'll get fed up of her crosswords one day and there will be nobody to make your Rhino sized portions for tea.

I'd just like to point out that Alloa is still trending on twitter. Ok back to celebrating 200k going on Chuckies next horse, "and it's RaPeepell, still being ridden well"

Just the thing for kicking jakies!

Did people on here actually expect the Dundonians (tangerine type) to win this? Scott did lol

The fans don't deserve this again but I have zero sympathy for the ones who have been running the club over the years. A shambles of a football club who don't deserve to be in the SPFL

I'm a lot more philosophical about Ian Murray departing than I was a year ago.

Ahhh! The "fans" that don't do walking away!! What McDonald omits from his statement about the 2000 crowd at the Thistle game (and I was at it) was that there was around 1800 jags fans at the game....lol http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-rangers-star-fears-return-4766803

Either way is win-win for Queens. Throw them out now!

Kinks- David Watts

Context Norman, you just don't get it......

An open letter to Rangers fans from a celtic fan, it seems awfy familiar... Rangers Supporters Trust : Dear Sir/Madam, I cannot verify whether your statement concerning the graffiti on the Tynecastle door was quoted verbatim on this thread but just encase it was, I have this to say to you . You appear to be raising your concerns from a morally sound standpoint which to be fair is rather concerning since your attitude to liquidation and out of pocket creditors doesn't appear to be as affected as it is by the graffiti on the door at Tynecastle. If only you showed the same level of concern for the abuse of the old Rangers emblem perhaps I could take you more seriously . I would also ask how you know it was a Celtic fan or anyone connected to Celtic football club that painted/sprayed the graffiti on the door? At no point in your statement do you make mention of the time the incident happened and so it's safe to say the graffiti could have been left a week before by a The Rangers International fan in the knowledge Celtic fans would be using the very same toilets in less than 7 days . What if it was neither a Rangers International fan or a Celtic fan? What if the graffiti was sprayed/painted by an employee on the day ? You see at no point can you prove a Celtic fan wrote/sketched/painted/sprayed the graffiti in question and to be honest it does appear to be a little staged. Looking at the picture I saw of the graffiti I wouldn't think of the Ibrox tragedy, a night that saw many of the women folk in my family in complete panic. In those days no cell phones and no 24 hour news meant most of the fans didn't know it had happened until the next day. You employ words such as disgust which I find a little hypocritical considering the chaos that has unfolded at Ibrox since 2012. I also wonder if you found the non-Catholic signing policies of old Rangers an immoral and disgusting act? We are all aware of various tragedies in football throughout the years and I can assure you of this; the Ibrox disaster is no different. And let's not forget the picture, whatever it depicts and we still don't know what it actually depicts was done presumably by one person. Does one persons actions deserve to be portrayed in a sweeping condemnation of an entire fan-base? I don't think so. If I were you I would be sending your disgusted comments to the power brokers at Ibrox. I would be concentrating on getting the old emblem protected from further use and I would forget Celtic . I accept you are entitled to an opinion and I accept your position in this regard I just don't buy it, it's too convenient for a toilet door at Tynecastle to become a talking point of this magnitude unless it was planned. How would a grounds-man or some stadium worker even make out what the graffiti represented and even if he did wouldn't he just sigh and say "these bl00dy fans" and then paint over it? I think a TRIFC fan painted/sketched or drew it a week before in an attempt to make Celtic look bad. It has all the markings of a false flag act. Just my opinion.

It's the weather for guys to wear these feckin' stupid hats that look like an animal's head. Just saw a guy aged in his mid-twenties with one like a panda. The hats have "ears" with long tassles that make the wearer look like an even wankier tosser. These look dead cute on wee girls, but on grown men? GTF - no wonder the world is in the state it's in. And while I'm at it, any footballer who makes the wee heart sign with his hands when he scores a goal should have the goal chalked off. And have to wear one of the hats that look like an animal's head.

Does anybody else just scroll through this thread to see shull's post. . . ?

The Yardbirds : Still I'm Sad

Ice skating is unnecessary in any circumstances.

Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Walking back to the car after the game at the weekend we were talking about McCoist and a friend of mine brought up the poll on here where the Ps&Ds have voted overwhelmingly to keep McCoist. Neither of the other 2 post here but they read the Rangers / Championship threads...Both were asking who you were and i have to say i did laugh when one said 'Aye who is that WhiteRoseKillie. He sounds like a right w****r' ...... I thought you might appreciate that and the fact your fame is spreading even beyond these pages.

this just appeared on my newsfeed

Yes, i give you green dots, you give me f uck all you fucker.

I raise you Aberdeen which isn't in Aberdeenshire. To add to it, the Aberdeenshire Council HQ building isn't even within it's own council area (fun fact). Makes me wonder if Aberdeen City Council charge them council tax?

David Bowie - Modern Love

Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers - Egyptian Reggae

Normans stepping into the QC's gown and wig i see, the smilies maketh the post.

Last four purchases for me.

Livi should just chuck it and go play in the amateurs with Gretna. They clearly can't run a professional football team.

I've got way too many, Hanon, End, Crooked Tongues and Adidas direct are my go to shops for bargains. Currently my rotation has these pairs:

Ruined my baws ...................... THE NEWCUNTO F.C.

Just got these Beckenbauers last month: Dope.

Anyone using the phrase "it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" whilst posting a picture of their Christmas tree. Just f**k off

Norman Bates I thought. As in, mentally unstable.

There you go 8Mile bump off your nan, everything will be sound.

Right. When I can afford either Platinum or 10 cans of Frosty Jacks I shall be The_Kincardincandestent Or, when it comes to your posts, The Kincarindifferent

I don't understand the crowd w**k either. There being more of you just makes you common, ugh.

Campbeltown is truly horrific. A quick wander through Tesco tells you all you need to know about the place. Not one single person in there even remotely resembles a human being. The housing throughout the village resembles Castlemilk and the I'm sure the locals converse in some variation of biblical Hebrew. Pretty certain they also thrown pitchforks and spears at the sun when it rises in the morning. Some beautiful houses on the right as you drive into the town, but it's physically and metaphorically all downhill from there on in. Avoid the place at all costs, and give the Tesco a wide berth.

The same could be said about 500 million Rangers fans and you would have saved yourself all of this hurt. However, I still fail to see what the f**k this has to do with someone wishing cancer on a c**t. You'll have to do better than that. Posts being sent to Police Scotland tomorrow and I don't think Div will shut down his site to save your neck.

Cockwomble's quote on this is just funny:- “The tax default and reporting rules are an integral part of maintaining a fair league competition."

Yeah, the basic idea is that instead of being a self contained universe, we are merely a set of different universes all existing on a membrane (hence M Theory). Now you could debate whether these universes are all in the same "place", as in they intersect our observable universe, or are they in some way separated.Humans have evolved to exist within 4 dimensions (the standard 3 dimensions plus time) so why would we perceive any others? So in a sense all the dimensions could exist "here" and they are interacting all around us and we wouldn't notice them. The reason that this theory has been picked up is the problem with gravity. Despite being a dominant factor within the universe, you can argue that while gravity is capable of altering the speed of light (a big debate can be had about that one) it is also a very, very weak force. In physics there are 4 main forces; radioactive strong, radioactive weak, electro-magnetic and gravity. You can do a simple test to show how weak gravity is. We all know that the gravity of the Earth attracts us to it's centre, you jump you come back down again, however take a simple fridge magnet and attach it to the fridge door what happens? It sticks, right? Now look at the actual mass of the earth compared to the mass of the magnet. Despite having an infinitesimally smaller mass than the earth, the magnet (using the electro magnetic force) is able to defy gravity and keep the magnet attached to the door. With that in consideration, the question is why is gravity so weak in comparison to the rest of the forces. One theory is that gravity isn't weak at all, it's just that it's distributed throughout the separate dimensions, where the other forces are specific to this universe.