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THE RAISIN F.C.

Espeshully that

The Knot - Wye Oak Chapter Two - Roberta Flack Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain - Pavement Loveless - My Bloody Valentine You Forgot It In People - Broken Social Scene

Jefferson Airplane : Somebody To Love

Decided to start working at sea whilst out here in Australia in order to add yet another string to my already well-strung bow of interest and intrigue and believe me; bitchez love men of the sea. Especially the semen of seamen. My doctor has advised me that if I continue to get my dick wet in such an unrelenting fashion that I could be in danger of developing some sort of trench-foot like condition. #deceproblemz People have also taken to calling me 'Money' because I'm so salaried and my well-oiled guns now make more than a passing resemblance to stern bows of English oak. I believe it was Voltaire who penned the eloquent yet essential missive 'f**k bitches get money'. And those, gents, are not only the words that inspired me to get Dench, but are the words that continue to inspire me to Stay Dench. #Intelligent #WellRead #WalkingAlongTheBeachesReadingQuotesOfNietzches

What did your clubs' old stadium look like? What are your abiding memories of the old place? Are you (honestly) in a better position the way things are now? Or would you prefer to go back to the good old days? It would also be interesting to see your memories about visiting the grounds that other fans mention too. As for Rugby Park - here's some crackin' pictures of how it used to be... I have only fleeting memories of the old place, but we are most definitely better off now. Yes, the 'new' Rugby Park is far too big for our needs, and the leg-room is ridiculous in all stands but the Frank Beattie, but it's home.

Vulgar Display Of Power is an exceptional album. It was also Pantera's fourth album. You don't want to know about the first 2.

Groundhogs - Cherry Red

Gave you a greeny for mentioning Broken Social Scene. Was just listening to that album in the car the other day. Wonderful stuff!

It's no even a The Newcunto F.C. flag.

That doesn't sound like random drunken japes, but hopefully it will still get you from A-B. Have you banhammered anyone local recently?

Poured paint stripper over it,keyed it and jumped on the roof.

Yardbirds - For Your Love

f**k all that getting married shit man; I just want ma hole.

#theesel 0-1 Kirkintilloch Rob Roy West of Scotland First Division, 11th October

Living in a car>living in a bin. Unfortunately when it's a vulnerable family involved it makes it even more tragic.

Someone naming themself 'The 55' on a football forum saying to keep politics out of football.

If the condition or qualifying characteristic which led me to describe them as such was innate or involuntary, then absolutely that would be bigoted. You mean those brought up in a religious faith, out those with differing skin colour, that kind of thing? Those who choose, of their own free will, to support emotionally or financially an organization which follows discriminatory policies, which follows criminal behavior as a business plan, and which condones sectarian behaviour as long as the money keeps coming in, must obviously approve of such behaviour - or condone it. Exactly what would it take for you to throw away the 54 titles comfort blanket? There are forty clean clubs in Scotland, and a generous choice outside the senior leagues.

What I have generally seen here is Glasgow / west coast attitude vs the rest of the country attitude to it all. The Glasgow lot seem to be very traditional and straight forward in their approach to supporting the team (or so it appears on the forum.....reality might see them behave differently ) whereas the fans from across the country seem to have a more open approach to meeting people , making a day of it and just having a good time. Just my observations.

You've been chokin for a stalker since you grew funny hairs. 'Period sex is awful, dudes'. You sound like the auld neighbour of my maws who attempted suicide when his burd fund out he'd been lying to her about having a killer disease. He gave us te speil on doing the vampire anaw, only to be discovered to have recieved not so much as a two hair touch.

B.O.T. THE DEID AS A F*CKING DODO F.C.

Guys do that all the time, same with away fans that come here plenty of Belgian and Croatian fans had Scotland tops and scarfs on too and came and spoke to us. I try collect tops from places I go to, got a Dortmund top in Dortmund and will get a Legia top on Tuesday. Will wear my Scotland top to the game though. Again I don't think that's wanky behaviour just guys trying to have a good time and make the most of their trips. The one bit of wanky (if you can call it that) behaviour I saw yesterday was someone ask my mate why he wasn't wearing a kilt, only wanky cause it's none of his fucking business but he turned out to have a laugh about it and be sound afterwards. Big deals getting made out of little things in this forum IMO lads.

This really is a meeting of minds.

Barry Ryan - Eloise

David Essex - Lamplight

Jimi Hendrix - Burning Of The Midnight Lamp

Yes. I shared it with three other people as well. They couldn't make the photo as they were at the bar getting straws.

Pub looks pretty quiet. Did you get that pint right at last orders?

Maybe just me but I find this "raisin" stuff incredibly cringey.

Marie Muldaur : Midnight At The Oasis

You talk about childish and yet use the term 'Raisin'.

No, Monday 9pm

^^^ sobbing uncontrollably Feel for whatever person/livestock felt the wrath of Poland's comfortable win this evening, which pushes North Britain towards their by now routine failure. Gutted for you. Well erm no, there aren't - Scotland failed to sell out Ibrox today, and have just a 30,000 regular supporters' base. The number of Scottish football fans who don't attend Scottish international matches massively dwarfs your sad footsoldiers Hamish. Which has nothing to do with the fact that a minority of Morton fans are fully aware of that fact within the grand scheme of things, and don't presume the authority of the circle-tossing group that is the Tartan Army. Nor does any domestic club in Scottish football: not even Ayr fans. Just your utterly tragic group Hamish, and the vast majority of Scottish football fans feel nothing but contempt for you.

Can someone motion our latest, bizarre seamus character off the thread, cheers.

Rock, Paper, Scissors. Paper beats rock, pay up fatty.

You should probably get your coke habit in order, vandal.

Away to your bed you fucking gimp.

Rovers home form in 2014. League: W3 D2 L10 Scottish Cup: W0 D0 L1 League Cup: W1 D0 L0 We've conceded 4 goals in 6 of those league defeats. 4 home games to go: Alloa; Cowdenbeath; Livi; Hibs. Must do better. In the Anelka season we lost 13 home games (cups and league). Seriously, Rovers, get a fucking grip.

Looks like Dangers been on the sherry again.

Erm, you don't. Scottish football as a domestic competition has an impressive level of attendances, among the highest per capita anywhere in the world. Scottish international attendances are simply the work of a committed group of Tartan Army morons repeatedly turning up to get pissed and humiliated. There is far more interest and consumption of the Scottish domestic game than the Scottish national team: because most fans in Scotland aren't Grade A, Tartan Army wallopers like yourself. Unlucky.

I'll never understand why so many flock like sheep to Apple to be dictated to and pay way over the odds for their products. I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole.

The average ' tartan army foot soldier ' will get the first train down from Aucthtermuchy or Angus or some other teuchtar hovel tomorrow morning and drink 8 cans of 'T' on the train whilst singing doe a deer. During song intervals discuss he will ask why 'Faddy' isn't in the squad, and why Jordan Rhodes hasn't been signed by Man Utd yet. The hipster version will say it's about time we threw Harper and Feruz in the mix to have a look. He will be wearing a kilt, a see you jimmy hat and a Scotland strip, football socks and Cat boots. Look out for the hipster foot soldier with some arty T Shirt which mentions Maradona, Jimmy Hill or similar such cringe. At the match he will belt out Flower of Scotland despite saying they will never sing it again less than a month ago. Make sure to shout ' 'GAINST WHO!' before the proud Edwards army line for some bonus w**k points. During the game he will be sure to 'stand up because he hates England', or if he's feeling really mental, he will sing about Jimmy Hill's sexuality. If Scotland win, he will discuss who he would like in the group stage of the Euros and look into hotels in Paris. If they don't win, he will call for Strach's immediate resignation. No middle ground! Yes, the average foot solider really is a w**k.

Yeah mate, but only the black players.

Tedi accused you of that? Right I shall have words with him. To quote Molesworth, as any fule knoe any man who says, "I can't be a bigot, I'm a Protestant ex-squaddie" must be taken at his word. Teds will be told this emphatically. Right now he's out the back door grooming the goat for a big ludge smoker tomorrow but on his return I will not mince my words. Absolutely. Club 411 membership is fully tradable on the open market and demand is high. I may even have a buyer: Three points to bear in mind: 1. The acquirer has to assume your membership name prefaced by 'the'. Ergo the new owner of your Club 411 membership would have to be The_Dhenbhoy. 2. Any titles, trophies, gewgaw and baubles you acquired in your time in Club 411 are mine. I bought your history.. 3. Any blokes who shave their legs in the pursuance of their sport, especially if said sport is of a velocipedic nature, have to wear long breeks at all Club 411 events.

I go on trips and everytime I go I always have a great laugh, everybodys pished and there are NO TROUBLEMAKERS. You do get the odd fud who can be annoying but you get that anywhere, whether in your work or at the fitba. Genuinely have such a great laugh on Scotland trips, everybody is there purely for having a laugh, drink and watching the team. Its great going upto the bar and waiting on yer pint and in the space of a few minutes becoming good pals with some random c**t from Peterhead or whatever. Love Scotland trips and 99 percent of the people are good lads who are up for a laugh. If you are voting 'wanks' then youve no been to a Scotland game or you are a w**k yourself which is why you never enjoyed it.

The majority of Scotland fans are absolutely fine. However the ones that call themselves the "Tartan Army" tend to be a bunch of arseholes.

Blame Andrew Kerins for that.

Other posters = Jackanory dave lol Who can forget his "you cannae slag him aff, he has mental issues" posts :-) You hate getting called Norman, everyone knows that and you will always be Norman.