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Decided to start working at sea whilst out here in Australia in order to add yet another string to my already well-strung bow of interest and intrigue and believe me; bitchez love men of the sea. Especially the semen of seamen. My doctor has advised me that if I continue to get my dick wet in such an unrelenting fashion that I could be in danger of developing some sort of trench-foot like condition. #deceproblemz People have also taken to calling me 'Money' because I'm so salaried and my well-oiled guns now make more than a passing resemblance to stern bows of English oak. I believe it was Voltaire who penned the eloquent yet essential missive 'f**k bitches get money'. And those, gents, are not only the words that inspired me to get Dench, but are the words that continue to inspire me to Stay Dench. #Intelligent #WellRead #WalkingAlongTheBeachesReadingQuotesOfNietzches

Accepted for London! Feck me, first time applying.

Quite right. No point risking it at this late stage. I will be happy with anything under 1 hr 25 mins. Have done 1 hr 26 mins dead in training, so should be doable. Guaranteed a pb regardless (barring injury) as my current Half Marathon time is 1hr 45 mins+. Good luck!

She wouldn't necessarily be my first choice but they all need lovin'

The Jimi Hendrix Experience : All Along The Watchtower

The Mamas & the Papas - Monday Monday

223 miles in 2 days - 5200m of climbing. Pooped.

What did your clubs' old stadium look like? What are your abiding memories of the old place? Are you (honestly) in a better position the way things are now? Or would you prefer to go back to the good old days? It would also be interesting to see your memories about visiting the grounds that other fans mention too. As for Rugby Park - here's some crackin' pictures of how it used to be... I have only fleeting memories of the old place, but we are most definitely better off now. Yes, the 'new' Rugby Park is far too big for our needs, and the leg-room is ridiculous in all stands but the Frank Beattie, but it's home.

We live in an age of having to charge our phones daily. So let's hear it for my high-school calculator I recently unearthed. This bad boy hasn't seen the light of day in at least 20 (twenty) years. And be in no doubt, it saw some heavy-duty action during my early high-school years. Some of the sums it was asked to compute would make your head roll. Yet a good 25 years after it was made, it's still solving sums as well as as world's so-called "supercomputers". Have any other P+Bers got any tales of electronic devices with such Herculean-like stamina? No solar-powered devices allowed btw

FUCKER

I too feel as if I have a Chetna shaped hole in my heart. Here she is in happier times, overcoming adversity to present her Swedish Princess Cake on time... Remember her this way.

I was on that same night out in Dundee.

Probably the most petty thing on this thread, but when your watching SkySports in HD and the wee thing at the top still changed to tell you "even better in HD". The worst thing is it doesn't do it all the time, which is driving my OCD mental.

Got the S5 today, very impressed with it so far.

Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Love

I hope Sharon's been shot, right between the eyes.

Hellbhoy that's a cool sig. I hope ye dinnae mind but I've used it as weel.

Jack Bruce - Theme From An Imaginary Western

Not quite what I was going for but 'when in Rome'.....

Frankie Miller : Caledonia

flo not happy today

Paul Jones - I've Been A Bad Bad Boy

The Byrds - Jesus Is Just Alright

I have to say, the more I see Jenna Louise Coleman, the more in love with her I fall. This does nothing to offset that:

She looks like a Halloween cake.

Beer festival yesterday. Fourteen beers tried. My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

Likes skinny jeans? Take it she just likes looking at them then.

I highly doubt it.

The Mixtures - The Pushbike Song

Nobody could call you picky!

Flying spiders ARE real. They were the first to build silk parachutes. ETA also, some of them live in the jetstream so they can travel much faster than 100Mph. They're too fast to run from.

For anyone who didn't know that pars fan martyn black died at the young age of 34 yesterday. Most people may know him from pars games or from coadys or tappies where he was dj and kareoke. He will be sadly missed. Thoughts go out to his friends and family

Ice Cube - Wicked

Cream : Stormy Monday

It's a f***ing clipper.

Would you have been surprised by the headline "BNP buy shares in Rangers"?

Get it in. Get it oot. Get it hame. Get it washed.

I'm sure he is hovering over the thread as we post now Dhenny raging in tears and snotters at posts he says are hidden from his view because he has put us on ignore. Stupid is what stupid does.

An Ode to Steve Steve - you were my spider, And just a little bit wider, Than the biggest one I'd previously seen before, That ran across the floor, Whilst I watched the TV. Steve - You were the best there could be. You came and settled in my house, And you were as quiet as a mouse, Except you weren't a mouse, You were a spider. As I sometimes watched you make your web, I didn't want you to end up dead, Oh why did you have to die? As you were excellent at catching the fly. Oh my favourite spider Steve, For a few days I am sure to grieve. All because you were eaten by Niamh. I will never forget you.

Take a fucking day off....

Kitchen roll FTW. Bigger, stronger, and the texture is quite pleasant. Flies better when you fling it at passers-by tae.

Bennett's mind is the enigma, he probably blew his own mind !, probably best if he gets a child to explain things for him how is Tedi these days anyway ?

Celtic Park is almost unrecognisable.

Can you read? I threw that in merely for people to check the Perugia side. It was an aside if you will. I don't think that's too particularly difficult to understand.

Or if that's too easy, what about. Would You rather have a month in Barbados or a boot in the plums?

These old grounds looked faboulous when lit up.