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Having just been fined for financial cheating, they're only interested in playing other cheats

Just to be clear, S, I wasn't being serious about Finnie. k thanx.

This is torture. Genuinely the worst night of my life. Told her a was away to get something out the car 20 minutes ago and I am still here.

The Streets - Dry Your Eyes

Finished work for twelve days so I'm sitting with a bottle of 20/20 wathing the football and then I'll be heading down to Glastonbury on Monday morning!

given your grief from vanguard bears.. Does this make you a danger w**k?

Cat Stevens - I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun

Go to your local bike shop and ask if they have any boxes that bikes were delivered in, as they just chuck them A couple of guys did this when we went to Majorca last year and it worked a treat Go to your local Wickes,Homebase,B&Q etc, buy some of this, split it and fit it round the frame & forks for added protection http://www.wickes.co.uk/Pipe-Insulation-Byelaw-15mmx1m-PK3/p/210010

George Harrison- if not for you

Got outside Maybole and jumped on a bus. I'm going to klipe.

Dave Clark Five - Bits And Pieces

What the...

The Lovin' Spoonful : Summer in the City

John Martyn - Sing A Song Of Summer

While not an outright lie as such, Dave is being economical with the facts here....

The Saw Doctors - I Useta Lover

Carole King - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Woodstock

The amount of people who don't realise that we're offering Spence a contract because if anyone wants to take him they'll need to pay us a fee is startling. It won't be much, but it'll definitely be something.

Guilty pleasure of mine is when someone emails you with a read receipt attached. I always click no. It pisses off one particular person in my office, even though she can see me from my desk.

If a Hibs fan wants to give us money so that they can watch a high class side, then fair enough - if it means they get to see Man City as well, that's probably a bonus.

2 and 2 makes five. Murray is staying.

Really thought Mullen would be a useful guy to have in our squad this season to play in either full-back position and centre mid. Wouldn't think he'd be expensive either.

Watching 'Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled' last night, and he told a story about years ago when he was working catering at Wimbledon, and he worked for 2 weeks pretty much solely with an Irish guy name Jim Byrne. He talked about how they laughed for basically 2 weeks solid, and that the guy was one of the funniest guys he has to this day met. They went their separate ways once Wimbledon was finished and years later he got a letter from the guy's girlfriend telling him that he had died. He was visibly getting choked up speaking about him, and just mentioned about how, even before getting that letter, he would think about Jim and the impact he had on his life despite only knowing him for 2 weeks. Aaaaanyway... it got me thinking about people who've impacted my life who i'm no longer in contact with. In my first job, i was 17 and it was a nightshift warehouse job. Easy enough, but really mind-numbing if you were working with guys who weren't interested in talking. There were a lot of good guys in that job, but there was one in particular, Davie, who still is the funniest guy i've ever met in my life. You know that way when you laugh until you're genuinely struggling for breath? He had hundreds of stories and his patter was just class. A squad of us from the work would go to Oban for the weekend every year, and they were some of the best times of my life. I worked in that job for 7 years when they announced that they were relocating to Paisley which made it impossible for me to get to at the time, so i had to leave. That was about 3 years ago and i've lost contact with everyone from that work, though last i heard only a handful of guys i worked with moved to the new location. As soppy as it sounds, every now and then i still think about Davie. Would love to meet him again.

Think it was a goals from backward headers bonus.

Current favourite is a 'total expense ratio' for a piece of work to be carried out. ie what is the cost

Burd on the left......wid Burd in the middle.....wood Burd on the right ...timmmmmmmmmmmmber

Sorry I forgot how important (precious) you are.Quite sad how eager you are to bend over and touch your toes for 1 of the glasgae teams. Would at least be better if yous saved the money for a season when you have even the slightest chance of promotion. Thundermonkey = helmet.

Don't know how to upload photo on iPhone but Belgium 2-1 Algeria brung home £412 from a £1 on 8 games to be over 2.5 goals. Ecstatic!

Judie Tzuke - Stay With Me till Dawn

The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup

Yeah I follow you as well, I think I posted on here ages ago when I last tried using Twitter.

Goldmember Alex McLeish

I must admit I am slightly embarrassed by Dundee FC.

i'm thinking of getting a huge phallus on the side of my face. the idea is for the balls to start just to the side of my ear, with the shaft linking the balls to the tip, which would be located just at the corner of my mouth:

So why did you ask if there was a settlement? (When you had already read that there wasn't)?

Don't care...We Are The People...Gods Chosen Few...The Only Show In Town...Sink us and we will sink you...and so on and so on ETA...You should really have followed Danny Grangers lead

Chickpea tikka masala. Should really have taken the picture before stirring the rice and curry together, looked and tasted qual.

Oh the irony....

Baked sweet potato with tuna, mustard and a bit of grated cheddar.

Oi, MT! Get off the bloody fence and speak your mind for once!