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But, like getting front row seats for Bjorn Again, it's not the same.

My new car has a function on it that reads out your text messages while you drive. This morning I got the lad to text me: "f**k off you fucker" so we could hear the woman's voice reading that out. Then we laughed for a ridiculously long time. It was the modern day equivalent of looking up 'boobs' in the dictionary at school, or typing '80085' on your first calculator. This makes me happy.

Loaned through an EBT....Loaned.

That was only for tax purposes. The other £1,353,000.25 was paid via. an EBT.

and Jelavic ..its almost like they are a different club or something?

maybe its one seat each for good no.8, bad no.8 and racist no.8?

Congratulations! I ended up with a 2:1, narrowly missed out on a first.

It's roll and Tuesday.

I heard they were trying to get Jardine to make a marketing video to get more fans through the door but he didn't like "looking like one of those French girls".

Pipe down m8. #beta

What's the point in that? Sack eating up a decent wage on a back up goalie. Laidlaw will be number 2 anyway

Great - now you've made your point, (such that it is) perhaps you could piss off.

Well yes actually, the wummin on the Morrison's fish counter says it's all but dead in the water, apparently there are simply too many problems and too little financial return.

Why are BDO getting cash for Charlie Adam? This should be going directly to Ally's war-chest, no?

Thats your role on here....

You're putting other degrees down by saying you're having to work harder than people, with absolutely no evidence either way. How do you define working hard btw? I have absolutely no idea how hard "medics" (quite a varied group as with any degree discipline I'm sure you'd agree) work. Neither do you.

Pure sectarian n aww rat.....

So D&P were dodgy, who knew? Has anyone involved in Rangers/Sevco in the last decade been a respectable trustworthy type? What an absolute clusterfuck of a shambles of a club.

Fucking knew it was those 'Red' b*****ds. WRK has to be behind all this with his socialist trade unionist background!!!

I'm covering interviews at another campus today as someone is on holiday. I got the bus in to town and took a quick jaunt to Greggs for a steak bake. After I purchased said savoury, I did the usual thing, i.e. leave. But as I was walking to the door, there was a woman with a large buggy in front of me. She stopped IN THE DOORWAY to fix something on the buggy and to put stuff in the storage bit at the bottom. This blocked everyone trying to leave and anyone trying to enter. She could have easily done this in the shop, or once outside the shop. It's fair to say I was furious. This kind of ignorance and total lack of awareness of those around you really irritates me. She was apologetic, so she can be forgiven this one time, but if I see her do it again, I'll punt the fucking buggy; I don't care if the child goes flying. f**k them.

Kirsty MacColl - There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis

The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

Well done TBR and Adam! Excellent results.

Got an A in my graded unit for first year at college so on track for getting into 3rd year of uni so long as i keep it up for my 2nd year.

Aye like that is going to happen. You'll still be waking up at 5 or 6 every morning

It doesn't make me feel any better but thanks anyway.

IIRC the 69ers were't so hated back when they were big time winners. Possibly because they had classier coaches Walsh and Seifert, and it was very difficult the hate Joe Cool at QB and Jerry Rice at WR. People wanted them to get beat, for sure, especially if you were a Broncos, Bengals or Miami fan? But Harbaugh and Kapernick just have no fucking class!

Was it possessed or something, cos that can happen.

Fleetwood Mac - Green Manalishi

:D aye right

Count the number of games he plays before his kit needs laundered.

I never bother with such nonsense but i'll give it a go Still working BTW

Mine is now a week old, Izzy is fond of scrunching up her fist and looking like she's in the Mafia.

#ClubDECE

[1] citation needed

There's three parking areas at the back of our flats - one for each block. A woman in the next block to us has been parking in the space for our block because it's closer to her back door, despite the fact that there's only room for four cars in our area and five in the other flats' areas. This has been bugging the shit out of me for ages. She parks right next to the path so that she doesn't have to walk as far (I'm guessing). Passing my test today was amazing but didn't even come close to the satisfaction of parking in that space when I got home earlier and then seeing that she'd had to park further away in the pissing rain a little later on. Petty, I know but it did make me smile.

No time for you maybe, which is probably quite understandable.

Here ya go! Watch "Hutchy rides the TT Superbike Enduro special test" on YouTube Hutchy rides the TT Superbike Enduro special test:

Wood.

Some c**t from Made in Chelsea: Some c**t that plays for Dundee:

Given the type of person that attends these gigs, it was probably a stupid idea to put up any sign on the roads with the words 'one direction' on it. Just asking for traffic chaos really.

I see that, and raise you c***s that think indicators are optional at a roundabout

Huge ovens out the back.

Did you not get that statement the wrong way round? I presume you mean Dasodaha when you speak of "the man who has changed"

That could heve been the reason, but I don't know for certain. We took them in, detoxed them, indoctrinated them into the Sons' way, and they've all lived happily ever after. Four less bigots in the West of Scotland is the outcome. Every cloud has a silver lining I suppose. Thanks you for your reasoned response. Could I refer you to Bennett, to see if you can teach him how to debate properly again, without thinking the world's against him?

Chick Young and the one foot in the grave guy? Are you my long lost twin?

Copying Densboys patter, poor wee Florie.....